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Ch'i 09-24-2006 09:13 PM

streak_56 Thinks ACDC is an auxiliary input on the back of his television.

SirLance 09-25-2006 06:01 AM

Streak has every album in the boston pops collection.

edit... too late...

Ch'i goes over to Streak's house daily and lovingly cleans every record in Streak's Boston Pops collection.

Lady Sage 09-25-2006 10:19 AM

Sir Lance is really short for Sir Lancelot... He couldnt take the Lancelot title because he lost a jousting tourney once and decided on Lance to remind him of his shortcoming. He is however preparing a comeback in the future... as soon as they allow Jousting in the olympics!

uncle phil 09-25-2006 12:57 PM

LS reads dr. seuss in church...

SirLance 09-25-2006 12:58 PM

UP formed his own religion in which communion consists of green eggs and ham. Cat in the Hat is his bible...

Zeraph 09-25-2006 03:22 PM

In which SL is the primary enforcer. He calls himself Warlord of Green but so far has only managed to bully several cats and a gopher into following their doctrine.

Ch'i 09-25-2006 07:48 PM

Zeraph winks at elderly women.

pan6467 09-26-2006 09:59 PM

Ch'i presently works videotaping people swimming with Dolphins.

Of course he is the only one who ever swims with the naked Larry Csonka and Bob Griese, so needless to say he has a hard time paying his bills.

Lady Sage 09-27-2006 03:36 AM

Pan once wanted to be a pornography film director.

Zeraph 09-27-2006 03:17 PM

Which LS knows because she is a porno director and Pan had come to her for advice.

uncle phil 09-27-2006 04:09 PM

not only does Z wink at elderly women, he snatches their purses when they try, feebly, to wink back...

Lady Sage 09-27-2006 04:35 PM

Unc Phil once did time for purse snatching.... it was a sad time in his life and he is since reformed. He collects purses off eBay now. :lol:

Grasshopper Green 09-27-2006 05:01 PM

Lady Sage sells knock-off purses on eBay as the real thing, and then laughs maniacally while packing them to send to her unsuspecting customers...namely uncle phil.

mixedmedia 09-27-2006 05:20 PM

Medusa is solely responsible for the worldwide plague of Viagra spam.

777 09-27-2006 08:47 PM

MixedMedia has been in agony over not being able to convert his 8-tracks to CDs.

Fremen 09-27-2006 09:09 PM

Trey cannot drink a beer without it being in his beer-helmut.

paddyjoe 09-28-2006 03:12 AM

Fremen loves experimenting with new sex positions on his 4-wheeler....

unfortunately, he's usually by himself...

uncle phil 09-28-2006 01:51 PM

PJ takes polaroids...of snow falling...

Ch'i 09-28-2006 02:12 PM

uncle phil listens to golf on the radio.

Zeraph 09-28-2006 03:28 PM

ch'i masturbates to bruce lee . . . and he's straight.

Grasshopper Green 09-28-2006 03:31 PM

Zeraph lifelong dream is to have full sleeve tattoos on both arms of only Disney characters, especially Donald. He has a thing for Donald.

kramus 09-28-2006 04:11 PM

Medusa puts butter on the palms of her hands and then licks it off. She heard that is the best way to acclimate a cat to a new environment, and has adopted it for herself whenever she moves to a new home or changes jobs.

Elphaba 09-28-2006 05:30 PM

Kramus steals elf shoes.

Lady Sage 09-28-2006 05:57 PM

Elph has some feline genetics... even now she is having fun with catnip.

777 09-28-2006 08:32 PM

Lady Sage is has never eaten a roasted marshmallow, because she keeps burning them.

SirLance 09-28-2006 08:34 PM

777 lives in a national forest, and dances with the muskrats.

He doesn't get out much...

Lady Sage 09-28-2006 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 777
Lady Sage is has never eaten a roasted marshmallow, because she keeps burning them.

Yes but me likes them burt best!

Sir Lance has dated many women in his life... the Smith and Wesson twins, Glock and Ruger. He, however, prefrs Colt. It reminds him of his cowboy days.

uncle phil 09-29-2006 12:38 PM

LS keeps a tin of skoal in her purse for emergencies...

Ch'i 09-29-2006 07:30 PM

uncle phil, being a skoal bandit, stole lady sage's, then proceeded to conveniently place it in tea bags.

Fremen 09-29-2006 10:08 PM

Ch'i pulls a 9-iron on his pizza-delivery boy everytime he delivers, just to keep him on his toes.

Ch'i 09-29-2006 10:15 PM

Like a migit in a urinal.

Fremen is that pizza boy.

Charlatan 10-01-2006 02:35 AM

Ch'i likes to cook for his friends, oddly he really enjoy cooking naked. He's friends were OK with this pecadillo until they caught him stirring three things at once... That didn't go over very well.

777 10-01-2006 11:05 AM

SuperModerator Charlatan, can leep tall builds in a single bound, is faster than a speeding bullet, etc. Except in the presence of his great weakness, pornonite.

uncle phil 10-02-2006 12:13 PM

trip-sevens is never around when he's supposed to be...

Lady Sage 10-02-2006 03:55 PM

You should see UP's halloween costume!
He looks so sexy in fishnets!!!!
Marilyn would be proud.

Ch'i 10-02-2006 09:47 PM

She's Sage Lady, the real Lad Sagey; all those other Lady Sage's are just imataters.

pan6467 10-02-2006 11:01 PM

Ch'i was in business once trying to sell: cheese, leather coats and sides of beef at a vegan nudist colony.

uncle phil 10-03-2006 01:36 PM

pan has a cache of stolen unicycle seats downstairs in the corner behind the hot water heater...(sick, sick, sick...)

SirLance 10-03-2006 01:54 PM

Which UP spends his afternoons sniffing!

Ch'i 10-03-2006 02:24 PM

Sirlance is a constantly self-improving Turkish carpet marketer with a penchant for buggery.


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