streak_56 Thinks ACDC is an auxiliary input on the back of his television.

Streak has every album in the boston pops collection.

edit... too late...

Ch'i goes over to Streak's house daily and lovingly cleans every record in Streak's Boston Pops collection.

Sir Lance is really short for Sir Lancelot... He couldnt take the Lancelot title because he lost a jousting tourney once and decided on Lance to remind him of his shortcoming. He is however preparing a comeback in the future... as soon as they allow Jousting in the olympics!

LS reads dr. seuss in church...

UP formed his own religion in which communion consists of green eggs and ham. Cat in the Hat is his bible...

In which SL is the primary enforcer. He calls himself Warlord of Green but so far has only managed to bully several cats and a gopher into following their doctrine.

Zeraph winks at elderly women.

Ch'i presently works videotaping people swimming with Dolphins.

Of course he is the only one who ever swims with the naked Larry Csonka and Bob Griese, so needless to say he has a hard time paying his bills.

Pan once wanted to be a pornography film director.

Which LS knows because she is a porno director and Pan had come to her for advice.

not only does Z wink at elderly women, he snatches their purses when they try, feebly, to wink back...

Unc Phil once did time for purse snatching.... it was a sad time in his life and he is since reformed. He collects purses off eBay now. :lol:

Lady Sage sells knock-off purses on eBay as the real thing, and then laughs maniacally while packing them to send to her unsuspecting customers...namely uncle phil.

Medusa is solely responsible for the worldwide plague of Viagra spam.

MixedMedia has been in agony over not being able to convert his 8-tracks to CDs.

Trey cannot drink a beer without it being in his beer-helmut.

Fremen loves experimenting with new sex positions on his 4-wheeler....

unfortunately, he's usually by himself...

PJ takes polaroids...of snow falling...

uncle phil listens to golf on the radio.

ch'i masturbates to bruce lee . . . and he's straight.

Zeraph lifelong dream is to have full sleeve tattoos on both arms of only Disney characters, especially Donald. He has a thing for Donald.

Medusa puts butter on the palms of her hands and then licks it off. She heard that is the best way to acclimate a cat to a new environment, and has adopted it for herself whenever she moves to a new home or changes jobs.

Kramus steals elf shoes.

Elph has some feline genetics... even now she is having fun with catnip.

Lady Sage is has never eaten a roasted marshmallow, because she keeps burning them.

777 lives in a national forest, and dances with the muskrats.

He doesn't get out much...

Yes but me likes them burt best!

Sir Lance has dated many women in his life... the Smith and Wesson twins, Glock and Ruger. He, however, prefrs Colt. It reminds him of his cowboy days.

LS keeps a tin of skoal in her purse for emergencies...

uncle phil, being a skoal bandit, stole lady sage's, then proceeded to conveniently place it in tea bags.

Ch'i pulls a 9-iron on his pizza-delivery boy everytime he delivers, just to keep him on his toes.

Like a migit in a urinal.

Fremen is that pizza boy.

Ch'i likes to cook for his friends, oddly he really enjoy cooking naked. He's friends were OK with this pecadillo until they caught him stirring three things at once... That didn't go over very well.

SuperModerator Charlatan, can leep tall builds in a single bound, is faster than a speeding bullet, etc. Except in the presence of his great weakness, pornonite.

trip-sevens is never around when he's supposed to be...

You should see UP's halloween costume!
He looks so sexy in fishnets!!!!
Marilyn would be proud.

She's Sage Lady, the real Lad Sagey; all those other Lady Sage's are just imataters.

Ch'i was in business once trying to sell: cheese, leather coats and sides of beef at a vegan nudist colony.

pan has a cache of stolen unicycle seats downstairs in the corner behind the hot water heater...(sick, sick, sick...)

Which UP spends his afternoons sniffing!

Sirlance is a constantly self-improving Turkish carpet marketer with a penchant for buggery.