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sad to say, 777 wrote the rule book for cool people...including what color saddle shoes to wear for which occasion...
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Uncle Phil prefers a nice pair of black-and-white wingtips.
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Mixedmedias wingtips match her aura, also. But it's an anal-retentive thing.
(By wingtips I don't mean shoes, angel!) |
OCM? is really a labrador retreiver from alpha centauri, disguised as a balding cop in san diego, who is in turn disguised as a TFP'er.
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As if I don't wish Labodor Retrievers came from Alpha Centauri!
Sir Lance wants to be made of chocolate |
OCM?'s sig is backwards. It should say, "BE FEAR AND JUST NOT"
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You can only be yourself even if you suck.
777 is just extrapolating from the numbers he found on his head. |
as in the backwards "L" that you have tatooed on your forehead?
(i just couldn't pass that up...) |
The L is only backwards from the inside.
uncle phil gets a hard-on every time he sees an alligator. & the escaped pythons and such, OMG! It reaches all the way to Como park. |
OCM is stalking me by posting on this thread moments before I do :p
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trip-sevens honestly believes that none of us knew...
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Uncle Phil shears sheep with a shaman on a ship in Shanghai.
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mixedmedia makes more massive metaphoric alliteration!
And, I think she really likes chocolate! |
SirLance has a Special Forces blanky.
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7^3 ate all the damn tamales.
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I ate so much chocolate this weekend that I'm not sure I like it anymore. Maybe 777 was right?
Shalafi likes cumin in more ways than one. |
ocm? bathes in ridiculously cold water...
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It's just to take the edge off.
After (not too much) counselling, uncle phil was able to admit he spent way too much on the Babs tickets. |
Ocm just can't resist trying to haggle with the ice-cream truck driver.
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Fremen has a collection of exactly 12,783 hats, approximately. He frequently wears 13 hats simultaneously, but not always. But! he always always always wears a hairnet to bed (a bejeweled one for those extra 'special' nights) and that folks is the true secret of why Fremen has good hair days, except for the days that he has a bad hair day. True story.
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Bernadette is the inventor of the ink pop. She thought a popsicle made of ink would just fly off the shelves. They had a trial at the Piggly Wiggly in Poughkeepsie, and she was sued by a group of angry consumers. The court forced her to do their laundry in recompense for the ink stains.
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SL has only one left hand...
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uncle phil is ambidextrous, but only uses the skill in private.
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OCM? is really Portnoy in disguise.
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SL also has only one right hand...
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Uncle Phil refuses to donate his body to science when he dies because science still owes him for that investment in robot penises he made back in the early '90s. Boy, that one sure didn't pay off, did it?
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Mixedmedia has an intensely beautiful view of the world.
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What, that wasn't dark enough, or a secret?
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ocm? has the "doubles..." |
I thought that was already public.
I bought one of those robot penises, you know! uncle phil will have to look up who said (i) don't really have any secrets. |
ocm? has a collection of his toe nail clippings dating all the way back to the third grade. Amazingly enough this hasn't severely hampered his sex life.
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MM is jealous because her collection of toe-jam only goes back to 5th grade.
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The bonsai and the taxmen eat them...
Third grade was where mixedmedia discovered she was precocious. |
crazy once beheld the image of Fly's naked ass in all its hairy glory, and said, "I didn't know they made those kinds of Chia Pets!".
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I molded my own...
Fremen is fluent in every language known to man and then some. |
OCM? is a ratttoui freak.
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I must own up - unless it doesn't have something to do with vegetables.
Sir Lance loves pheromones, & relies on them for his world-view. |
did you really bury the statue of PB in the snow last year?
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What? Yes, during that one unusual March snowfall I might've, if I knew what a PB was.
Unclephil poses another puzzle: unclephil shies away from cold because he can't wear sandals in the snow...Or maybe because of experience. |
PB would be the statue of Paul Bunyan...
OCB? doesn't know who paul bunyan is... |
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