pop doesn't remember his area code...

Uncle Phil stole the whole collection of the My Little Ponies DVDs from Walmart so that, "Evil looking" little girl couldn't get them.

Every morning, Dragonknight gives the two-thumbs-up salute in his Fonz mirror which he got for his fifth birthday.

He also says "eeeeyyy!!!" as he does it.

jwoody battered a doe with his Speed Racer lunchbox.

Poppinjay shortened his name when he emigrated. It used to be Poppinjayistakanranafankasikstanmojohojopogo.

SirLance is realy Queen Laura from the land of Obo.

dragonknight still pieces together tinker toys...

uncle p is jealous of DK's prowess with Tinkertoys™, and wishes he could make a pair of Sleeper Jammies™ out of them.

Fremen wears Sleeper Jammies™ under his clothes 24/7.

Fresnelly knows this because he has pictures he took through Phil's bedroom window...

SirLance was found last night passed out in an alley with his hand down the pants of a Latvian cruise director.

pop wears a tie to work...(you know i'm right, pop, 'cause i've been there...hehe...)

Uncle Phil has a velcro fetish. He just loooves the sound it makes when he pulls the tabs on his jammies.

kramus looooves to spraypaint his inseam measurements on the women's bathroom walls at his local mall.

fre...fre...ah, shit, i just can't...the mental image...shit...

U.P. is the vice president of Brazil.

SirLance hired a hitman to take out uncle phil's opponent. (shhhhh!)

Ha! Little you know! SirLance kept the money and did the job himself!


....oooops.....

Fremen applied for the CIO job in Jamaica. It comes with all the splif you can smoke...

SirLance starred in a mid 70's comedy about two girls and a guy who all had feathered hair. SirLance was their haird dresser. His character's name was "Mister Steve".

pop hides his own easter eggs...

uncle phil lays his own Easter eggs out of his backflap.

fre...fre...i just can't do this again...the visuals are killing me...

Uncle Phil killed this thread.

poppinjay goes around washington dc and randomly gives mouth to mouth ressuccitation ( I cannot spell) to statues... and after trying it on lincoln.. he decided reviving threads was better.

Maleficent has a birth mark that bears a strong resemblence to Mikhail Gorbechov.

charlie has a pair of sleeper jammies made out of TP...

uncle_phil has a penchant for TP... In fact, he joined the TFP thanks to a gross misunderstanding.

Charlatan actually looks like the picture of his avatar. All those other "real" photos you may have seen are actually pictures of his brother he keeps locked in a closet for just such purposes.

Zeraph still sleeps with a teddy bear

Gatorade Frost had a fling with Phyllis Schlafly.

PoppinJay had a fling with Phyllis Diller - he was heard exclaiming.. what can i say she made me laugh... :)

Milton Berle died in Maleficient's arms. Now, THAT's comedy!

Sir Lance thought it would be funny to switch the position of my socks and underwear around in my clothes drawers.

It was 10 days before I found out I was wearing a sock on my cock.

I didn't think it was funny, and upon delivering him a swift ass-kicking, screamed out "Leave my underwear alone, you asshole!"

The bad news, we were at the Hollywood opening of "Brokeback Mountain".

after posts such as the above -it's clear now why big ben was studied for years by the CIA in a secret underground mind control facility in new mexico - and then booted out on his bum for being a little too out there...

Ms. M, a covert agent for said New Mexico facility, frequents message boards in search of human lab rats.

Elphaba is a Soviet agent attempting to capture Mal and interrogate her in an effort to glean information about Canuckistan's secret new mexican mind control experiments. However, she is not aware that the soviet union fell some years ago. She thinks the lack of communication from her handler's is because of the deepness of her cover...

the elph recently bought Batman's autograph for $20.00...

Only Uncle Phil can understand this secret coded message:

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8008 = BOOB = (.)(.) 45454545

The coded message says that Daoust harbors a grudge against Clay Aiken.

Poppinjay used to have a part time job at Krispy Kreme filling bavarian creme doughnuts. Sometimes he used his own custard.