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Giant is aroused by the sound of Gilbert Gottfreid's voice.
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hafap believes little sprites and faeries live in his computer and make the marks on the screen appear.
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Fremen is just SO excited of the thought of 'little faeries'.
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joe likes to dress up as a little fairy.
lookin' good in them tights bro. |
fly used to think led zeppelin was a dirigible...
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uncle p trained his pet monkey, Mr. Pibbs, to model his new line of Jungle Jammies, an extension of his Sleeper Jammie line.
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Uncle Phil posed as a model once...... yes that is Uncle Phil's face on the Pringle's can.
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pan spent a week in cleveland one day...
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Unc p uses his best putter as a weed-wacker.
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Fremen used to do quite a bit of wacking, but unfortunately the drive-in finally closed down.
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joe likes to clean his ears out with mrs. joe's cotton panties.
yes folks....there is that much room in his head. and joe..........clean your fuckin' mailbox out man. can't send you pm's........unless that's what you want you bastard. |
fly loves the heat; the warmer the better in the middle of good ol' summertime...
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uncle phil isn't really my uncle. he's just a long time family friend that mommy & daddy let sleep over sometimes.
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Bane suffers from dyslexia (love the screen name) :)
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Elphaba once went to a concert and ate some licorice sticks. She got all tingly and ran up onstage to dance nude with Jim Morrison......
Too bad it was a Weird Al concert. :eek: :lol: |
Pan once bid $500,000 for Lennon's guitar. Unfortunately, it turned out to be Vladimir Lenin's guitar...
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.......missing his left testicle........
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flyman has it in a jar on his mantle.
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...Which Dane knew about because he(she?) took it out and tasted it.
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Z buried an oscar mayer weinie once...
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1.../hotdogbun.jpg this used to be the place, unless Z moved it... |
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pigglet secretly sleeps with a stuffed Wilbur pig from Charlotte's web, and would just DIE if anyone found out!
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man, i feel so liberated now that the secret is out...i could never have broken that wall myself...thanks so much sage...speaking of which, i probably wasn't supposed to tell anyone those pics above are taken from sage's modeling portfolio...looking pretty tan in those shots ;)
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Those were my early years!
pigglet has but one weakness... HOT PANTS! |
Hot Pants? That's not my weakness, it's my strength...
speaking of hot pants, sage still wishes she were inside those bars with James back in the day... http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29.../james_ros.jpg |
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yes, but pigglet, you just can't forget those hot steamy nights behind the bleachers.... you still blush whenever walking through the frozen vegtable isle in the grocery store :D http://myspace-726.vo.llnwd.net/0046...63679726_m.jpg |
that's as may be...true true true...but i remember the blush on your own cheek as i would see you steal away...
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Zeraph has actually modded his own keyboard to include a "smite" button, and actually gets a little pissed when it never does what he wants it to when he hits it.
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Sage is Zeraph's smite button, but he's always laying on the couch, eating cheetos and watching porn, instead of responding to the "smite" command.
Then one day he went to the doctor, see, and said "Doctor, my wee wee is orange... why's my wee wee orange?" |
SirLance doesn't realize I'm secretly a woman... shhh don't tell him!
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sage only THINKS he's a woman... he's actually a giant, two legged twinkie with no arms!
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Dane...
Where do I begin.... He's so masculine he opens his beer bottles with his teeth! |
SirLance's confusion is quite understandable...after all, Sage does have that orange penis thing going on, and that can throw confusion into it. of course, she also has that well tanned secret space above where she stores not only cast off weiners, but all of Dane's bottle tops as well. you can find her in the night by her ursine musk and jangling slinky style of walking.
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the pig really DOESN"T like it...
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