the mixed one once tried jumped off the back steps holding an open container of flypaper...that's why her nose looks a little funny...

Chi is going to be the purple people eater for halloween

First one here, but here goes.

Lady Sage is going to dress up as a Right-Wing Evangelical Christian for Halloween.

Intense1 knows the meaning of pain.

Oh wow... a pagan dressing up like a christian..... frightening

Chi got the idea for his aforementioned halloween costume from watching someone pop a boil in a public bathroom.

Lady Sage owns a parrot.

And sometimes wishes she DIDNT!!! :lol:

Chi is trying to raise money to have plastic surgery to look like Bruce Lee

Lady Sage recycles old jokes. :thumbsup:

Yeah, I am old what do you expect Fresh material?

Chi is up past his bedtime and should be punnished... where are all the dom women when you need them?

Lady Sage once drowned a flownder.

Ch'i once found enlightenment but it made his butt look big so he put it back.

MixedMedia is a Soduku addict. He's been robbing news stands across the city in search of more puzzles.

777, aka 21, aka LLL, is a gigolo who has thus far married 2,134 women over 80. He's been widowered and left large sums of money 2,133 times, and is currently shopping the black market for a succinylcholine overdose.

SL pretends to have been in the military because one time he got so drunk he had sex with a cactus. The resulting wounds he blames on shrapnel.

While it's true that the Z is a young herpaphile, he is possesed by Bob Marley's spirit. This is why he often starts singing "Don't worry, be happy" at random intervals. Most recently, he was asked to leave a requiem mass because of this behavior.

He went to a priest for an exorcism, but it turned out the priest was possesed by the the spirit of Bunny Livingston, so the exorcism didn't work out too well.

SirLance doesn't realize that Don't Worry, Be Happy was actually recorded by Bobby McFerrin and not Bob Marley. ;)

And in his spare time he knits fluorescent-colored jockstraps for the homeless.

Hey, the homeless need jockstraps too!

Mixed remains blissfully unaware that Bob Marley's ghost working through Zeraph actually propagated the urban legend that he wrote the song.

But that's OK because Mixed is actually a Yugoslavian nun named Sister Shuster.

Sirlance, after losing a bet, must stick a quarter up his nose every time he hears the word "tamalé."



tamalé, tamalé, tamalé, tamalé.

Chi burned all of his tastebuds off permanently after eating a very hot tamale. Everything tastes like cardboard and paper mache paste to him now.

Oh Chi what did you start?

Medusa heavily peppers his/her food because every thime he/she sneezes he/she has an orgasm.

Tamale Tamale Tamale Tamale.....

Lady Sage is jealous of Medusa...and so am I. :mad:

Tamale Tamale

Mixed gets turned on by the Llama song and runs around naked covered in cool-whip.... Thats just sick man!

Tamale Tamale...

Lady Sage has been stealing my lines :p

And here's your change... ahhhhchooooooooooo!

Triple (6*2)+1's real name is Yorro. Oh, if only his mom had gone 1 more letter up the alphabet!

SL thinks he is a necromancer so every day at dusk he jumps and dances around his old pet hamster's gravesite with a skull in each hand yelling at the top of his lungs "Speak to me spirits!".

Zeraph saw SirLance in action with his crystal ball. He's a diviner you know.

777 peed himself the first time he went to a haunted house...

When Lady Sage mentions Phyllis Dillar, we will all know the truth. :)

Halloween is the only day of the year Elphaba doesn't have to dress up!

Z fought the law and the law won...

UP once lost an appendage in a horrid potato peeling incident...

Lady Sage once stubbed her toe in a horrific clogging incident.

mm lost her cookies while biking over the st. pete bridge...

Uncle stows a couple of cookies in his jammies for a midnight snack.

Elph has nightmares about being chased by knife wielding cheese wheels...

LS has been out of work for some time. Her high school career counselor advised her that there wasn't much demand for dinosaur trainers, but she just wouldn't listen.

SL was that mean career counselor and he told all of us kids back in the day that all we would ever be good for was donating ourselves to science!

Lady Sage offered to donate her "parts" to science, and was shocked when she learned...well, you know.

OMG you said youd never tell!!!! In that case...

Elph once lost her nose after being kicked by a cow for pulling its tail... due to the fact that no human noses were available... the attached the nose of a collie!