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Sharon 01-21-2007 04:35 PM

uncle phil loves getting his belly button licked.

uncle phil 01-21-2007 05:14 PM

hey, that's true!!!

sharon has an ongoing thing with the "Knack..."

Sharon 01-21-2007 05:24 PM

I'm their Sharona!! :love:

Uncle Phil is really Dr Phil. Yes, him. That infernal self help guy.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-21-2007 10:01 PM

(i think i'll call you sharona from now on)

Sharon LOVED orienteering.

Sharon 01-22-2007 05:12 AM

Ourcrazymodern used to sabotage orienteerers by switching their maps with blatantly incorrect ones.

SirLance 01-22-2007 07:34 AM

Sharon makes an annual trip to the Himalayas and throws snowballs at the yeti.

Sharon 01-22-2007 07:46 AM

SirLance assists me in my mission by turning the snowballs yellow.

SirLance 01-22-2007 07:50 AM

Sharon is in the middle of a torrid affair with SirLance and his pet Yeti, Bob.

Sharon 01-22-2007 08:50 AM

SirLance wants everyone to believe the affair is with him and his pet Yeti, Bob... it's actually only with Bob.

uncle phil 01-22-2007 04:28 PM

sharon wants to be my nurse...

Ourcrazymodern? 01-22-2007 05:02 PM

...or maybe just to nurse you.

unclephil is fasting using lemon juice, cayenne peppers, and molasses...

Sharon 01-22-2007 05:20 PM

Ourcrazymodern has filthy dreams about Smurfette.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-22-2007 05:30 PM

(I hated the smurfs.)

Sharon is considering coming to Winnipeg.

Sharon 01-22-2007 05:39 PM

Ourcrazymodern is having delusions about me considering going to Winnipeg.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-22-2007 05:51 PM

(Yeah.) (heavy sigh)
(Have you ever shorn sheep?)
Sharon wouldn't come even if an airplane ticket appeared in her mailbox(postbox?} ...Wednesday?

Sharon 01-22-2007 05:52 PM

Ourcrazymodern is having a torrid affair with SirLance. I spotted them when making out with Bob.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-22-2007 06:02 PM

I still can't believe you didn't intervene!

Sharon's affair with Bob isn't all that torrid.

Sharon 01-22-2007 06:05 PM

Ourcrazymodern's affair with SirLance must have been pretty torrid, because he he obviously wasn't around (or didn't notice) the shrieking when I was being impaled with a large piece of Yeti meat in places the sun don't shine.

SirLance 01-22-2007 06:41 PM

Sharon thinks the big white hairy one is Bob.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-22-2007 07:06 PM

...how imaginary...

SirLance had trouble in middle school: Money changed hands and all was forgotten.

777 01-22-2007 10:41 PM

Uncle Phil bought as many Marilyn Monroe body pillows as he could find.

Sharon 01-23-2007 01:45 AM

777 sold Uncle Phil the body pillows. Not only that... he rigged one up with a spy camera so that he could watch him. Sleeping. At night.

uncle phil 01-23-2007 12:34 PM

my sharona, you still got those raggedy old petit-pants you used to wear over your scarlet leotard at ballet class?

Sharon 01-23-2007 01:23 PM

I have many "petit pants"... some so petit they are hardly there. ;)

Uncle Phil isn't really a frequency modulator... he's an amplitude modulator.

Sultana 01-23-2007 01:27 PM

Sharon was raised by a pack of wild nuns in the lush, green forests of Bavaria!
True!

Ourcrazymodern? 01-23-2007 03:15 PM

Sultana's been trying for years to get rid of that nasty in-grown banana.

Shadow_fire 01-23-2007 08:38 PM

Ourcrazumodern has a huge problem with cockroaches, he owes them money.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-23-2007 08:46 PM

They're not alone, they have each other...

Shadow_fire is still trying to sew his shadow back on.

Shadow_fire 01-23-2007 08:50 PM

How did you know about my shadow sewing issue?

Ourcrazymodern owes the cockroaches money due to a foray into insectoid furry he had years back

Ourcrazymodern? 01-23-2007 09:08 PM

...oh, the tarantulas! Those aren't insects.

The strange structures inside orchids give Shadow_fire erections.

777 01-24-2007 12:31 AM

OCM? sold me out to Sharon about the plans to install spy cam in pillows. For this, you must die (activates self-distruct in OCM?'s pillow cam).

Sharon 01-24-2007 05:12 AM

777 is really that Agent Smith guy from the Matrix.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-24-2007 04:24 PM

Sharon sometimes restrains herself in order to confuse people about how clever she actually is...she may be an alien.

uncle phil 01-24-2007 04:38 PM

OCM?, you still got those posters of that blue cow hanging in your bedroom?

Ourcrazymodern? 01-24-2007 06:38 PM

(Yes...? Do you miss them?)

In a recurrent dream, uncle phil is often chased by dogs.

(put me on a leash, sir!)

Sharon 01-25-2007 03:34 AM

OCM likes being put on a leash.

uncle phil 01-25-2007 03:35 PM

my sharona, time to put away those knee-length argyle socks and pink converse high-tops...

Sharon 01-25-2007 03:49 PM

uncle phil, time to put away those knee-length argyle socks and pink converse high-tops...

uncle phil 01-25-2007 03:56 PM

sah - WEET!!!

Ourcrazymodern? 01-25-2007 04:46 PM

Is that a deep dark secret in a foreign language?

unclephil quiere que me quite la ropa.:D


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