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uncle phil loves getting his belly button licked.
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hey, that's true!!!
sharon has an ongoing thing with the "Knack..." |
I'm their Sharona!! :love:
Uncle Phil is really Dr Phil. Yes, him. That infernal self help guy. |
(i think i'll call you sharona from now on)
Sharon LOVED orienteering. |
Ourcrazymodern used to sabotage orienteerers by switching their maps with blatantly incorrect ones.
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Sharon makes an annual trip to the Himalayas and throws snowballs at the yeti.
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SirLance assists me in my mission by turning the snowballs yellow.
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Sharon is in the middle of a torrid affair with SirLance and his pet Yeti, Bob.
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SirLance wants everyone to believe the affair is with him and his pet Yeti, Bob... it's actually only with Bob.
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sharon wants to be my nurse...
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...or maybe just to nurse you.
unclephil is fasting using lemon juice, cayenne peppers, and molasses... |
Ourcrazymodern has filthy dreams about Smurfette.
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(I hated the smurfs.)
Sharon is considering coming to Winnipeg. |
Ourcrazymodern is having delusions about me considering going to Winnipeg.
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(Yeah.) (heavy sigh)
(Have you ever shorn sheep?) Sharon wouldn't come even if an airplane ticket appeared in her mailbox(postbox?} ...Wednesday? |
Ourcrazymodern is having a torrid affair with SirLance. I spotted them when making out with Bob.
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I still can't believe you didn't intervene!
Sharon's affair with Bob isn't all that torrid. |
Ourcrazymodern's affair with SirLance must have been pretty torrid, because he he obviously wasn't around (or didn't notice) the shrieking when I was being impaled with a large piece of Yeti meat in places the sun don't shine.
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Sharon thinks the big white hairy one is Bob.
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...how imaginary...
SirLance had trouble in middle school: Money changed hands and all was forgotten. |
Uncle Phil bought as many Marilyn Monroe body pillows as he could find.
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777 sold Uncle Phil the body pillows. Not only that... he rigged one up with a spy camera so that he could watch him. Sleeping. At night.
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my sharona, you still got those raggedy old petit-pants you used to wear over your scarlet leotard at ballet class?
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I have many "petit pants"... some so petit they are hardly there. ;)
Uncle Phil isn't really a frequency modulator... he's an amplitude modulator. |
Sharon was raised by a pack of wild nuns in the lush, green forests of Bavaria!
True! |
Sultana's been trying for years to get rid of that nasty in-grown banana.
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Ourcrazumodern has a huge problem with cockroaches, he owes them money.
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They're not alone, they have each other...
Shadow_fire is still trying to sew his shadow back on. |
How did you know about my shadow sewing issue?
Ourcrazymodern owes the cockroaches money due to a foray into insectoid furry he had years back |
...oh, the tarantulas! Those aren't insects.
The strange structures inside orchids give Shadow_fire erections. |
OCM? sold me out to Sharon about the plans to install spy cam in pillows. For this, you must die (activates self-distruct in OCM?'s pillow cam).
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777 is really that Agent Smith guy from the Matrix.
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Sharon sometimes restrains herself in order to confuse people about how clever she actually is...she may be an alien.
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OCM?, you still got those posters of that blue cow hanging in your bedroom?
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(Yes...? Do you miss them?)
In a recurrent dream, uncle phil is often chased by dogs. (put me on a leash, sir!) |
OCM likes being put on a leash.
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my sharona, time to put away those knee-length argyle socks and pink converse high-tops...
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uncle phil, time to put away those knee-length argyle socks and pink converse high-tops...
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sah - WEET!!!
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Is that a deep dark secret in a foreign language?
unclephil quiere que me quite la ropa.:D |
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