uncle phil loves getting his belly button licked.

hey, that's true!!!

sharon has an ongoing thing with the "Knack..."

I'm their Sharona!! :love:

Uncle Phil is really Dr Phil. Yes, him. That infernal self help guy.

(i think i'll call you sharona from now on)

Sharon LOVED orienteering.

Ourcrazymodern used to sabotage orienteerers by switching their maps with blatantly incorrect ones.

Sharon makes an annual trip to the Himalayas and throws snowballs at the yeti.

SirLance assists me in my mission by turning the snowballs yellow.

Sharon is in the middle of a torrid affair with SirLance and his pet Yeti, Bob.

SirLance wants everyone to believe the affair is with him and his pet Yeti, Bob... it's actually only with Bob.

sharon wants to be my nurse...

...or maybe just to nurse you.

unclephil is fasting using lemon juice, cayenne peppers, and molasses...

Ourcrazymodern has filthy dreams about Smurfette.

(I hated the smurfs.)

Sharon is considering coming to Winnipeg.

Ourcrazymodern is having delusions about me considering going to Winnipeg.

(Yeah.) (heavy sigh)
(Have you ever shorn sheep?)
Sharon wouldn't come even if an airplane ticket appeared in her mailbox(postbox?} ...Wednesday?

Ourcrazymodern is having a torrid affair with SirLance. I spotted them when making out with Bob.

I still can't believe you didn't intervene!

Sharon's affair with Bob isn't all that torrid.

Ourcrazymodern's affair with SirLance must have been pretty torrid, because he he obviously wasn't around (or didn't notice) the shrieking when I was being impaled with a large piece of Yeti meat in places the sun don't shine.

Sharon thinks the big white hairy one is Bob.

...how imaginary...

SirLance had trouble in middle school: Money changed hands and all was forgotten.

Uncle Phil bought as many Marilyn Monroe body pillows as he could find.

777 sold Uncle Phil the body pillows. Not only that... he rigged one up with a spy camera so that he could watch him. Sleeping. At night.

my sharona, you still got those raggedy old petit-pants you used to wear over your scarlet leotard at ballet class?

I have many "petit pants"... some so petit they are hardly there. ;)

Uncle Phil isn't really a frequency modulator... he's an amplitude modulator.

Sharon was raised by a pack of wild nuns in the lush, green forests of Bavaria!
True!

Sultana's been trying for years to get rid of that nasty in-grown banana.

Ourcrazumodern has a huge problem with cockroaches, he owes them money.

They're not alone, they have each other...

Shadow_fire is still trying to sew his shadow back on.

How did you know about my shadow sewing issue?

Ourcrazymodern owes the cockroaches money due to a foray into insectoid furry he had years back

...oh, the tarantulas! Those aren't insects.

The strange structures inside orchids give Shadow_fire erections.

OCM? sold me out to Sharon about the plans to install spy cam in pillows. For this, you must die (activates self-distruct in OCM?'s pillow cam).

777 is really that Agent Smith guy from the Matrix.

Sharon sometimes restrains herself in order to confuse people about how clever she actually is...she may be an alien.

OCM?, you still got those posters of that blue cow hanging in your bedroom?

(Yes...? Do you miss them?)

In a recurrent dream, uncle phil is often chased by dogs.

(put me on a leash, sir!)

OCM likes being put on a leash.

my sharona, time to put away those knee-length argyle socks and pink converse high-tops...

uncle phil, time to put away those knee-length argyle socks and pink converse high-tops...

sah - WEET!!!

Is that a deep dark secret in a foreign language?

unclephil quiere que me quite la ropa.:D