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kramus 07-10-2006 03:08 PM

Paddyjoe is willing to "hold the chalk" when uncle phil's big sleeper jammie day score happens.

oracle2380 07-10-2006 03:24 PM

Quote:

Oracle once was arrested for being naked in downtown Phoenix..... arrested not for public indecency but for creating a mass disturbance..... seems traffic jammed due to hysterically laughing drivers.
They laughed only because they were too embarassed to cry.

paddyjoe thinks Hawaian shirts make him look exotic.

paddyjoe 07-10-2006 05:02 PM

I sure as hell do, because kramus hit on me the only time I ever wore one!

poor oracle, such a slow poke.......

Charlatan 07-10-2006 05:21 PM

paddyjoe is an Elvis impersonator in his spare time. He works the circuit of old age homes in the Rochester area. He likes it when the old ladies throw their panties at him.

uncle phil 07-11-2006 12:26 PM

last time i saw charlie, he was dressing PJ funny...

Lady Sage 07-11-2006 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
LS secretly PMs fremen to ask where she can score a set of sleeper jammies...

Phil has naughty dreams of me in sleeper jammies :lol:

Fly 07-11-2006 05:43 PM

Lady Sage doesn't know how to tell the thyme........


....and on a fuckin' digital clock to boot....

Poppinjay 07-11-2006 06:08 PM

flyman rented out his johnson to a girl scout troop studying micronesia.

daxia 07-11-2006 10:31 PM

Ok...feel free to disclose mine.... ;)

uncle phil 07-12-2006 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by daxia
Ok...feel free to disclose mine.... ;)

dax, ya's gotsta disclose one of pop's first...

paddyjoe 07-12-2006 03:04 PM

Aww, phil and daxia feel disclose to each other........



meanwhile, poor poppinjay just waits it out...

Lady Sage 07-13-2006 05:51 AM

Paddyjoe has an odd obsession with sock monkeys.....

SirLance 07-13-2006 07:59 AM

LS is Britney Spears child care consultant...

uncle phil 07-13-2006 11:12 AM

LS passed gas in formation...

Fly 07-13-2006 07:25 PM

speaking of gas.........have you seen the black cloud that phil emits????

Fremen 07-14-2006 01:45 AM

fly's underwear all say "Property of uncle phil's Cellar Dweller" on their labels.

Lady Sage 07-14-2006 02:31 AM

Mr. SirLance, yes, alas, I am Ms. Spears child care consultant... problem being the wench doesnt listen! (She shouldnt have procreated anyway)

Mr. Phil... Yeah, I broke wind in formation... darn chipotle!

Fremen embroders names and sayings on underwear as a second job...

uncle phil 07-17-2006 04:08 PM

/me is really getting beaten up lately...

meanwhile...

LS is really trying to become one of the gang, but just because she turns her underwear inside-out every other day doesn't quite make it...

SirLance 07-17-2006 04:11 PM

Phil is a professional whiner and uses this forum for practice.

uncle phil 07-18-2006 11:43 AM

come to think of it, SL broke wind in formation too...

Zeraph 07-18-2006 12:18 PM

The reason uncle phil posts here so much is because he makes a post for everytime he adopts a new pet rock.

uncle phil 07-19-2006 03:42 PM

the Z-guy ducks every time he hears about one of my new pet rocks...

jimk 07-27-2006 10:31 AM

uncle phil's pet rocks get insanely jealous at even the mention of ducks & will make him pay dearly for that offense.

uncle phil 07-27-2006 12:57 PM

when he was 7, 8, 9, and 10, jimk went to summer camp in northern wisconsin...in january...

Fremen 07-27-2006 06:54 PM

unc p determinedly seeks out countries with heavy-set women to test his sleeper jammie fetish on.


/likes bucking the sentence structure rules

uncle phil 07-28-2006 12:20 PM

fre knows this because he is always there ahead of me...

Fremen 07-28-2006 04:54 PM

unc p makes it a point to warn the women that I'm coming so he can keep them all to himself.
Stingy bastid!

uncle phil 07-31-2006 03:48 PM

fre be waitin' for some of those "city slicker" jammies...but he ain't tellin' nobody cuz that would spoil his plan of world-wide domination of the sleeper-jammie continuum...

Fly 07-31-2006 07:36 PM

uncle mystro likes to play with his balls in the rough.

paddyjoe 08-01-2006 03:29 AM

Bolstered by his TFP fame, flyman has spent the last seven nights papering streetlamps in downtown Vancouver with pictures of his ass. They all contain the caption: 'Have you seen me?'

evil_twin617 08-01-2006 08:18 AM

On Saturday nights, paddyjoe secretly listens to Liberace and cheats at solitaire.

SirLance 08-01-2006 09:03 AM

evil_twin617 rollerskates backwards uphill while singing "I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright!"

uncle phil 08-01-2006 11:56 AM

SL wishes he were pretty and witty and bright...

Elphaba 08-02-2006 03:10 PM

Unc likes to imitate the Jets with his finger snaps. It bugs the hell out of his golf partners.

uncle phil 08-02-2006 04:16 PM

when you're a jet, you're a jet all the way
from your first cigaret 'til you're last dyin' day...

i digress...

the elph has a crush on fremen...

Elphaba 08-02-2006 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
when you're a jet, you're a jet all the way
from your first cigaret 'til you're last dyin' day...

i digress...

the elph has a crush on fremen...

That wasn't a secret... :love:

kramus 08-02-2006 11:45 PM

The Elf has been known to bring home used work boots from construction sites.
She tenderly wraps in sealed plastic these relics of anonymous, hard-working men. The ripe, rich aura of labour and sweat concentrated in the stiff reinforced leathers and paddings of the discarded footwear is accorded a tender and deeply felt worship from the Elf's tender, sensitive nose :icare:

uncle phil 08-03-2006 01:03 PM

kramus saved the "wedding" attire from last year's rochester event...

Zeraph 08-03-2006 02:05 PM

Uncle phil was born with not one but two tails. Unfortunetly the doctor mistook his penis for a tail as well. So he still has two tails...

Giant Hamburger 08-03-2006 03:13 PM

Zeraph grows huge tomatoes underwater.


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