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Paddyjoe is willing to "hold the chalk" when uncle phil's big sleeper jammie day score happens.
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paddyjoe thinks Hawaian shirts make him look exotic. |
I sure as hell do, because kramus hit on me the only time I ever wore one!
poor oracle, such a slow poke....... |
paddyjoe is an Elvis impersonator in his spare time. He works the circuit of old age homes in the Rochester area. He likes it when the old ladies throw their panties at him.
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last time i saw charlie, he was dressing PJ funny...
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Lady Sage doesn't know how to tell the thyme........
....and on a fuckin' digital clock to boot.... |
flyman rented out his johnson to a girl scout troop studying micronesia.
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Ok...feel free to disclose mine.... ;)
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Aww, phil and daxia feel disclose to each other........
meanwhile, poor poppinjay just waits it out... |
Paddyjoe has an odd obsession with sock monkeys.....
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LS is Britney Spears child care consultant...
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LS passed gas in formation...
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speaking of gas.........have you seen the black cloud that phil emits????
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fly's underwear all say "Property of uncle phil's Cellar Dweller" on their labels.
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Mr. SirLance, yes, alas, I am Ms. Spears child care consultant... problem being the wench doesnt listen! (She shouldnt have procreated anyway)
Mr. Phil... Yeah, I broke wind in formation... darn chipotle! Fremen embroders names and sayings on underwear as a second job... |
/me is really getting beaten up lately...
meanwhile... LS is really trying to become one of the gang, but just because she turns her underwear inside-out every other day doesn't quite make it... |
Phil is a professional whiner and uses this forum for practice.
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come to think of it, SL broke wind in formation too...
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The reason uncle phil posts here so much is because he makes a post for everytime he adopts a new pet rock.
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the Z-guy ducks every time he hears about one of my new pet rocks...
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uncle phil's pet rocks get insanely jealous at even the mention of ducks & will make him pay dearly for that offense.
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when he was 7, 8, 9, and 10, jimk went to summer camp in northern wisconsin...in january...
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unc p determinedly seeks out countries with heavy-set women to test his sleeper jammie fetish on.
/likes bucking the sentence structure rules |
fre knows this because he is always there ahead of me...
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unc p makes it a point to warn the women that I'm coming so he can keep them all to himself.
Stingy bastid! |
fre be waitin' for some of those "city slicker" jammies...but he ain't tellin' nobody cuz that would spoil his plan of world-wide domination of the sleeper-jammie continuum...
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uncle mystro likes to play with his balls in the rough.
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Bolstered by his TFP fame, flyman has spent the last seven nights papering streetlamps in downtown Vancouver with pictures of his ass. They all contain the caption: 'Have you seen me?'
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On Saturday nights, paddyjoe secretly listens to Liberace and cheats at solitaire.
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evil_twin617 rollerskates backwards uphill while singing "I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright!"
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SL wishes he were pretty and witty and bright...
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Unc likes to imitate the Jets with his finger snaps. It bugs the hell out of his golf partners.
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when you're a jet, you're a jet all the way
from your first cigaret 'til you're last dyin' day... i digress... the elph has a crush on fremen... |
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The Elf has been known to bring home used work boots from construction sites.
She tenderly wraps in sealed plastic these relics of anonymous, hard-working men. The ripe, rich aura of labour and sweat concentrated in the stiff reinforced leathers and paddings of the discarded footwear is accorded a tender and deeply felt worship from the Elf's tender, sensitive nose :icare: |
kramus saved the "wedding" attire from last year's rochester event...
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Uncle phil was born with not one but two tails. Unfortunetly the doctor mistook his penis for a tail as well. So he still has two tails...
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Zeraph grows huge tomatoes underwater.
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