bundy likes to play with balls..........

(hehe....balls)

As of late, it's been flyman's balls that bundy enjoys playing with.


Oh baby, that's one sweet double-dig..............eh?

paddyj likes to dress up as Lady Justice and weigh bundys' and flymans' balls.
He does this over and over again so he can get an accurate measurment for his personal records.

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Fremen would love to weigh his balls on that there little scale held up by PJ in drag (which i might add looks quite fetching PJ!), but three balls won´t fit... perhaps he should borrow Flys extra one...

now see.........bundy knows of said extra "ball".....because he was the tailor at uncle phil's jammie warehouse,and just absolutly loved measuring the inner leg seams.

so...my friend bundy......i didn't appreciate the extra attention my inner thigh got from you.

*weirdo*

flyman's lying, bundy.....

...he did enjoy that little bit of "extra" attention.

In fact, he now wants you to tailor his speedo for him.

wry1 secretly wants to model the speedo in front of his mirror.

the same mirror which Chingal0 is on the other side of... watching....

numist once tried to re-enact the ´it rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again´, scene from Silence of the Lambs... but got pissed off when his neighbours rabbit (who was being used as the victim) just sat there in the pit, doing nothing but shit everywhere.

Bundy was the neighbor, there was a reason the rabbit was unimpressed...

debaser applied for the position of rabbit but his Aunt Myrna had an emergency hairdressing appointment and he had to stay and make sure no one stole her prize collection of used miniature trebuchets.

Fremen recently flew his spaghetti-powered tricycle into the Oval Office of the White House and asked if they had any peanuts.
Needless to say, he did not get his peanuts.

Miranda, however, did get some peanuts. But did she eat them? No.. she did not.

the k1ng tried to set fire to the sleeper jammie warehouse over the weekend...he was jealous because he hasn't got his custom-made set yet...

Uncle phil is a big meanie.




(I got nothing)

Mid has just told the WHOLE board that he ain't got nothin'......

(bet the wife's real impressed with that eh?)

Flyman has smoken one too many and doesn't know where to begin anymore.
It's true, I've read it somewhere on the internet!!!!

beat doesn't know how close to the truth he really is...

uncle mystro......before the whole sleeper jammie buisness.......

worked as a conductor with all the bums from down on 6th st.

he'd feed them cheap moonshine and start them off.

they had a great chorus section that made the alley cats howl.

(and pissed off all the tenants in the above apartment too)

Flyman makes up new rules when he's about to loose in pool.

splck was the ghost writer for Naomi Campbell´s literary masterpiece - Swan.

Bundy is the reincarnated form of a snail that lived during the dark ages. His real name is Fred.

Punky is really Punky Brewster - but not the grown-up, sexy version of Punky Brewster... Punky is the Punky Pan version of Punky Brewster... the version thats trapped in a shoddy ´80s sitcom... he/she´ll never grow old...



AAAHHHHH!!!!! let me out!!!!!!!

uncle phil isn't the real power behind the sleeper jammie empire.
He's just the frontman.

Fremen likes to have sleepovers at Neverland Ranch!

skaterpunk dresses in the manner of a male prostitute.

astrocloud was in the boy band 'Flamin Anus'

HEY! WAIT A MINUTE!!! STOP THE GAME...

wheres my insult??
what am i, invisible or something??

the next person after me has to reveal two of my dark secrets... or else...


so, where were we?

thats a real picture of Dilberts left eye.
his right eye is normal, but his left one is permanently swollen and really really bloodshot...
he´s quite sensitive, so don´t anyone point and laugh... at least while he´s watching...

bundy continues with the thread, but jealousy and deceit run rampant thru his mind. He is determined to destroy Krispy Kreme and un-do all the wrong that they have brought upon the US.

Also, he secretly loves Krispy Kremes, so his task at hand is double tough. Should he do the right thing and destroy the doughnut corporation? Or should he give in to his desires and eat so many fucking doughnuts even he dosnt recognize himself in the mirror?

Chinga10 only eats as many donuts as he can stack on his morning woody. At last count, he hasen't had a donut in seven years!

paddyjoe loves donuts.....but I won't tell you how he adds cream to his morning coffee.....

wry1 has been so drunk that he picked up a stale beer and strained the old cigarette butts out of it with his teeth.

astro donated in confederate dollars...

/me apologizes to bundy for not refreshing. (you big weiner) :D

uncle phil slides down the bannister so much he now resembles Ken, if you know what I mean.

Fremen made uncle phil do it. He is a hypnotist and put one of those hypnosis spells on phil that made him slide down the banister and grind his genetalia off.

/me gooses Fremen for being such a champ...

btw, Fremen told me last night that he couldn´t remember where he got that last case of crabs...

dammit!!

Chingal is very quick at everything he does... and i mean everything... his last lover nicknamed him jack-rabbit... although jack-hammer would have been more appropriate...

Bundy never complained. .3 seconds was enought time for him as well. Not that I would know, its hypothetical right? Fuck, lemme start over......

ChingalO has a special talent. He can balance a KFC extra crispy drumstick on his eyebrow!

ghezzo suspects ChingalO would force him to watch if he hadn't lost himself in the public library when he was hiding from The Librarian. The Nazi Librarian!!!

Fremen often laments how he'd love to even enter the library. The problem is, he can't read! Sad to say, his cat Fluffy has been posting for him these many months.
(hopefully, Fluffy stays away from the blue acid)