you know i´ll always love you Fly... no, the weirdo thing just gets me arroused...

**awkward silence**

fly doesn´t know who represents his beloved Canada in their national rugby squad.

bundy loves being the `pivot' man when he, flyman and Meridae'n get together for their weekly.....ummmm.....circle meetings.

paddy systematically hunts down his highschool teachers and makes them watch his home movies.

Fremen is hoping the doctors are right and that the ugly blisters eventually do go away.

wry1 is Fremen's Doctor at the free clinic.

pheatius delivers the specimens collected at the free clinic...

phil is the main financial backer behind this dodgy street corner STD clinic.

said clinics house such people as....bundy,Meri,uncle phil,splck,Pheatius and of course paddyjoe.

sixtuple whammy...

that's gotta be a record eh?

nice one.... that was almost a strike.

but the truly sick individuals are those guys (uncle phil, fly, Meri, splck, pj, Fremen, Conclamo, beltruckus, wry1 and phaetus - not that i wanted to name names) who try to sell the said STDs as bonus offers to the gigolo clientele.



cop that!!!

and you know this.....how?

(splain lucy,splain)

because i pimp all of you sexy cats out... thats how!!

dammit... i´m even giving away my deepest darkest secrets now!!

flyman is obsessed with Lucy and Irene.

i didn't even have to think and i got you by quoteing you.


*bwaaaahahahahahhhhahahahahhhhahhahaaaaa......*

:thumbsup:

Flyman rarely has to think....at least this is what he thinks.

splck is a bus boy at Con Clamo´s Ludus Day Di$co

he earns $0.50 an hour...

bundy takes tap dancing lessons every tuesday afternoon.
and he's getting pretty damn good at the shuffle ball change shuffle hop step.

<i>shhhhh!</i>

bernadette's all time favourite movie is "Glitter"

where's my cut of the action, superfly?


Anyway, Blistex is bundy's latest `discovery'.

paddyjoe is the only person that knows a word that rhymes with "orange".

Conclamo Ludus will only ride Dumbos ride in disneyland but when he goes to disneyworld he can ride anyride BUT dumbos. no one knows why.

beltruckus is really a crazed monkey who is giving everyone shitty advice for a $5 fee.

arie is jealous of fly's designer sleeper jammies...

phil has been harassing Luther Vandros for 6 years now.

every day, after wrestling with those piggies in is sleeper jammies (cos we all know what happens when you do it naked), before he cleans off, he sits down and writes dirty, suggestive letters to Luther regarding a possible relationship.

the more mud from the pigs, the dirtier the letters.

Luther is become accustomed to his daily fan mail from Phil, and is just starting to like the idea.

bundy is really the girl in the picture, who from the shoulders up looks hot, but in reality, she's a hermaphrodite down under and has genital warts. :p and only one boob. hehe

arielkitten has three breasts. Surprisingly her only 15 minutes of fame that stemmed from her malformity was her co-starring in Total Recall as that triple-breasted alien babe.

well Conclamo Ludus doesnt know how to spell ariekitten... even when its written in the post above his...

:-P

and he likes to have sex with monkeys...

JStrider has a seatbelt burn fetish. and he also has a neosporin fetish. he loves putting neosporin on seatbelt burns and blowing on them. he also has a thing for kittens ;)

LMFAO

i´m still speechless at your last remark arie.

but, who hear knows that ariekittens ´sweet oblivion´ location isn´t so sweet smelling, cos its really next door to the local rubbish tip.

bundy is the manager of the local rubbish yard.

he get's to pick through all the discarded shit.

he saves plastic buckets.

thats right, i save them for you fly, so that you can make genuine trash heap bucket bongs!!

dammit bundy....

you weren't supposed to tell man.

bundy gives away all the secrets about the bucket bongs.

flymans nickname when he was a child was "Snot-Nose"

Midlandmadman enjoys helping friends and family fix their toilets. He is fascinated by all the cool gadgets in the tank.

bentnottwisted has sex with pizza. he loves it so much that if his own mother were pizza, he'd fuck it. how lovely :)

ariekitten prefers the taste of kitten over cat.

BNT likes to drive out to the desert and put sand in his underwear then rolls around in a cactus patch. He likes the feel of sand in puncture wounds.

belt once pissed up a rope because someone told him to...

Uncle Phil is an Aunt Eater .

marcopolo likes to tell people how he lives life on the edge. He really pushes the envelope by owning a cat even though he is allergic to them.

BentNotTwisted hasn't seen daylight in nine years.

World's King is still waiting eargerly for the First Season of Captain Planet to be released on DVD.