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Fly 11-27-2003 06:30 AM

PJ was the one takin all the pics for his own personal masterbation purposes

you go boy!!!.........................eh

Fremen 11-27-2003 08:06 AM

flyman had some personal masturbation fantasies involving PJs' masturbation fantasies of Rosie O'Donnell and Oprah Winfrey. :suave:

uncle phil 11-27-2003 02:03 PM

fremen has no fantasies...

paddyjoe 11-27-2003 05:15 PM

uncle phil has quite elaborate fantasies involving:

1) A mirror
2) Baby oil
3) Peek-a-boo sleeper jammies

Astrocloud 11-27-2003 05:23 PM

paddyjoe was arrested in K-mart for putting Sleeper Jammie bottoms on his head and singing the lyrics to "Funtime with Elmo". The female cops were too revulsed from his "interrogation" to press charges... paddyjoe was released with a somewhat satisfied smile on his face.

Easytiger 11-27-2003 05:54 PM

Astrocloud never EVER wears pants.

Godzilla 11-28-2003 09:19 AM

Easytiger stole Astrocloud's pants

uncle phil 11-28-2003 01:18 PM

godzilla wears his pants inside-out on alternating days...

arael 11-28-2003 01:48 PM

uncle phil doesn't wear pants at all

bundy 11-28-2003 02:41 PM

thats right arael... phil only wears all-in-one sleeper jammies.


arael only ever wears this bright yellow latex jumpsuit when he leaves his house.
he´s one of those sad individuals who thinks that his superpowers will come to him.. one day...

Fly 11-28-2003 05:12 PM

bundy cries HALLELUJAH right after someone....(flyman).....fills his ZIG ZAGS with good BC bud.NOTHING but the best for bundy.

Astrocloud 11-28-2003 07:55 PM

flyman smoked my stash

bundy 11-28-2003 08:30 PM

i was there too Astro... fly and i got real high... (i´m a poet and i don´t even know it) ... thanks, it was pretty great weed...

next time we come round, don´t hide away in the toilet, and we´ll share your stash with you...

Fremen 11-29-2003 01:05 AM

bundy likes to explore other peoples' sleeper jammies while they're hanging on the clothesline. :suave:

Astrocloud 11-29-2003 12:43 PM

Fremen is an account executive with the International Sleeper Jammie Corporation. His mission is to bring down Victoria's Secret "by any means necessary". -Lately he has been shedding his own sleeper jammies in favor of a "sexy satin babydoll" slip... He hopes this will give him the edge in "understanding the enemy".

He has also appealed to VS to give him another job... He showed up to an interview in his babydoll slip. Victoria's Secret was not impressed and had security escort him out. He then vowed revenge and tore off the sexy satin babydoll. Unfortunately he had no other clothes handy. He failed to give an explanation for his nakedness to the E. Texas cop who later pulled him over for speeding.

He is just ONE executive in The International Sleeper Jammie Corp. They are bent on world domination and must be stopped.

paddyjoe 11-29-2003 01:45 PM

Astrocloud is just a weee bit too familiar with Fremen. Especially his sleepwear.

Why is that, I wonder?

Fly 11-29-2003 04:13 PM

PJ wonders about dudes and what they wear to bed.

he wants to one day own his own studio and take pics of guys in sleeper jammies.

*weirdo........eh*

Conclamo Ludus 12-01-2003 09:07 AM

flyman is pansexual, put anything in front of him and he will bang away.

sTghezzo 12-01-2003 10:56 AM

Conclamo Ludus, he thinks he got that name from, well i dont know know where he got it. Conclamo Ludus is actually an African/Swedish/Australian underground cult comprised of Jamacians that do nothing but play scrabble and eat Top Ramen.

Conclamo Ludus 12-01-2003 11:12 AM

sTghezzo is the only one to escape the dark hand of our cult. He also got a triple word score for the word "ZYXOMMA", you bastard.

uncle phil 12-01-2003 01:33 PM

CL eagerly awaits the arrival of santa claus...

Fly 12-03-2003 06:11 AM

uncle phil wishes he didn't have the burden of having to clean the sleeper jammies from all the peeps at TFP.

(don't forget either phil.......yellow stain to the front,brown stain to the back)

2wolves 12-03-2003 09:39 AM

flyman actually enjoys H.R. Puffenstuff.

Conclamo Ludus 12-03-2003 12:46 PM

2wolves greets people by sniffing their asses.

uncle phil 12-03-2003 02:06 PM

CL didn't remember what fly said - "yellow...front; brown...back"

Jonsgirl 12-03-2003 06:24 PM

In order to help poor CL, Uncle Phil took off his own sleeper jammies and showed everyone.

Conclamo Ludus 12-04-2003 06:15 AM

Jonsgirl is really Jon

and he has no girl.

uncle phil 12-04-2003 01:10 PM

CL was the only person looking during my demo...

Fly 12-04-2003 06:10 PM

uncle phil recorded a demo with 4 scottish lads all dressed in sleeper jammies.

talk about your high pitch...........

'e likes 'em ligh thaat............

paddyjoe 12-04-2003 07:19 PM

flyman can't sleep without a photo of uncle phil under his pillow.

bernadette 12-04-2003 08:13 PM

paddyjoe wears barney pajamas with feet & he has purple bedsheets!

Cherry 12-05-2003 05:34 AM

bernadette wears rubber underpants

uncle phil 12-05-2003 02:45 PM

cherry hasn't figured out what sleeper jammies are all about yet...

Astrocloud 12-05-2003 03:51 PM

Uncle phil is secretly battling fremen for divisional control at the International Sleeper Jammie Corporation (I.S.J. Co.) The winner of the battle gets to micro-manage a whole floor of secretaries. Uncle phil really wants to ride these reigns of power all the way to the bank.

Evidence of his grovelling to ISJ Co's upper, upper-management is found here at TFP forum -where uncle phil is engaging in a "guerrilla advertising" campaign for sleeper jammies.

Fly 12-05-2003 08:23 PM

astroglid......i mean astrocloud is the secret spy for fremen in the uncle phil conspiracies.

Astrocloud 12-06-2003 12:52 AM

flyman is also in the conspiracy -only he isn't a company bigshot... he runs the loading docks at the International Sleeper Jammie Corporation.

paddyjoe 12-06-2003 06:02 AM

Astrocloud thinks he's got such an insiders view, just because he's the one cleaning the toilets down at corporate.

Fly 12-06-2003 07:13 AM

Pj is the guy who runs spools and bobbins across the border for phil's seedy doings at the jammie factory

Evil Milkman 12-06-2003 09:44 PM

Flyman just got done masturbating with a microwaved bananna peel. Wait a second, I'll be right back...

Fly 12-07-2003 05:35 AM

now this is the kinda guy who waits for you to go to work.......then dials in on your woman after the milk bottles are dropped off at the front door.

*evil*...............*evil*.................*milkman*..................


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