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bundy likes to wake up in the wet spot.
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Sad to say, Fremen is the cause of that wet spot!
Oh bundy, the horror. |
Too bad about paddys' dog.
They had to rename it Tripod because of a freak corndog incident. |
fremen lost his last pair of sleeper jammies...
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unc. phil knows what else I want for Christmas. ;)
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Fremen loves his new jammies pre-soiled.
So nostalgic. |
paddyjoe ........is out to get me.
ohh............and he drools on his pc. |
Oh,no! It's finally happened. flymans nice mellow high has turned into deep, dark paranoia.
Also weird hallucinations (or wet dreams) :lol: |
pj wants his own song thread...
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phil is just being mean to pj, by holding out on that much deserved song thread.
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bundy envys paddyjoes' aforementioned 'maybe' songthread. (if you can decipher that) ;)
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Fremen flunked out of horse whispering school.
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PJ likes to talk about other guys wet dreams and whipping horses.
that's a messed up combination if you ask me. |
flyman failed his sex ed. class. And he was teaching it.
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cl just ordered from the fall catalog sleeper jammies with a fleece-lined hood...
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lord phil has returned from his glorious tour of the new conquered land of Florida.
his armies fought a long, hard campaign against the barbarians of the everglades, and the weirdos of south beach miami. but, fyi ladies and gentlemen, when Phil addressed his new subjects, he did it nude, just to intimidate them... |
Bundy, Not really being in Sydney at all, likes to hide in the back seat of your Geo Metro with a picnic basket full of lube wearing nothing but bad intentions... and he has a crush on your mom.
~Crack |
crackprogram carves his name into urinal soapcakes as a submersive plot to "fight the power."
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Conclamo Ludus is deathly afraid of spiders, and by spiders, I mean beautiful women. and for some unknown reason, he too has a crush on your mom...
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crackprogram writes the songs that makes the whole world dream...
crackprogram writes the songs that ma-ake uncle phi-i-il cream! He writes the songs, he writes the songs. |
Fremen is the dodgy guy down at the busy beach whos choking his chode in the sun, while yelling to all the girls and ladies, ¨hey love, can you give us a hand...¨
look out dude, you don´t wanna do that to too many Aussie chicks... they´re all tough as nails mate. |
Bundy loves you, and he loves your crawl space between your walls where he often hides and chokes his chode whilst busting his load in your heating vent, which is why Fremen is often heard to ask "what is that strange scrotum smell?"
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crackprogram is the guy in the office who likes to impress the boss by staying back late every night.
but while everyone is thinking he´s just working extra hard... he´s really whacking his wang on everyone elses computers. dirty. |
Bundy once paid 10 dollars (Australian) for used panties... He found the advertisement for the used (i.e. smelly) panties in the back of a porn mag... He was revulsed yet aroused when he eventually found out that the panties once belonged to Moolag his parasitic twin sister.
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Astrocloud derives his handle from that often used sexual aide...the double-headed strap-on dong. HAHA, thought I was gonna say astroglide didn't you...no wait, that would have made much more sense... I move to strike my last deepest darkest secret from the reccord and use the Astroglide comment. as you were.
~Crack |
Crackprogram is the rightful heir to the throne of England, at least in his eyes, due to his blood relationship to the Danish King Athelstan deposed by Eric in 890 AD.
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Giant Hamburger served turkey bugers at his last cook-out.
Didn't think anyone could tell the difference. :confused: |
paddyjoe keeps a pair of sweaty socks in his basement.
In the deepest, darkest, most secret corner of his basement. |
which is where good 'ol bloodslick here had his way with..........get this.......paddyjoe's,sisters,best friends,cousin's next door neighbours step son's adopted brother.
*behind the washing machine* |
flyman thought that paddyjoe's sister's best friend's cousin's next door neighbor's stepson's adopted brother was Paris Hilton, and sold a tape of our having sex to an internet pornography company.
D'oh. |
So I guess what it all boils down to, is that Bloodslick actually did have recorded sex on my basement floor, WITH SOMEONES STEPBROTHER!!!
Perverted, Bloodslick, perverted! |
paddyjoe had to clean up the mess too.
eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww.......... *but it's not to nice cleanin' up a bloodslick...............eh?* |
flyman saved paddyjoe's mop for posterity. He tried selling it on eBay but that Paris Hilton sued his ass.
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...so CL bought the mop under the table and is hiding it in his snowshoe shed...
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uncle phil had to move his secret stash of red and blue polka-dotted sleeper jammies out of CLs' snowshoe shed before CL discovers they are for phils' herd of asthmatic goats.
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Goats, sheep, ah what the hell. Fremen doesn't care, he loves 'em all the same. :lol:
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paddyjoe is Fremen's slang term for "goat"
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Conclamo Ludus sleeps with lunch meat.
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