Beltruckus enjoys attending concerts by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir... but only for the boys.

charlatan enjoys giving belt his extra tickets to the mormon tubercular choir so that he doesn't have to sit alone...

uncle phil thinks the Upper Peninsula is that funny looking organ in our bodies that we no longer use just above the spleen.

Conclamo Ludus fantasizes about the neighbor church lady who plays hymns on the organ late at night. she plays that baseball organ music, too. that's what really gets him riled up.

bernadette's a really good friend....and likes it.


(ps. I smile every time I read your footer)

Rup likes to stick things into stuffed toy animals.....

(i won't tell you what though...just use your imagination)

Flyman only knows this because hes also in this filthy little Soft-Toy Penetration ring.

but, unlike Ruprex, he doesn´t stop at sticking sharp objects into the poor little teddy bears... he dresses them up, performs grooming rituals on them such as shaving, and moisturising, then stabs them viciously with a surgeons scalpel, over and over.

good thing most of the people are over 40....

Bundy has an attractive daughter that he wishes he could fantasize over her, unfortunately he personally does not find her attractive in that sense.

Beltruckus was once one of the Wonder Twins...You will have to guess which one yourself.

Pheatius is Feces in latin. I swear.

uncle phil has been to the upper peninsula, over the mackinac bridge, and into the sault...CL looked like one of the toll collectors...

Uncle phil, if provoked, will pull out your heart. But then he feels bad and puts it back in before you die. What a sweet heart.

Beltruckus has about 100 stray cats in his house & pants

wtf?
lemme get this straight... i have a hot daughter, who i wish i could find hot, but can´t?? how does that work??

anyway,
Robblee has had too many Wobblee pops this morning, and is now way to pissed to think about anything but BLTs stray cat fetish.

Bundy was the drummer in TISM

Meridae'n keeps a fur-covered diary with the words "Keep Out" in hot pink printed on the cover. This diary is used to detail all the nefarious plans the Wal-Mart greeters are hatching.

JumpinJesus has a strange attraction to over sized hotpants. And likes it in the badonkadonk

bennyb has a problem with distributing bennys....

that's why he has a name as such......


*hey man.....wanna buy some ludes?.....*

(bundy knows what i mean.)

flyman doesn´t trust these individuals...
http://www.smart.co.uk/dreams/flcar.jpg

yes Fly, i know what you mean (wink wink)

http://www.mootrealm.com/images/thom...ntrampeled.gif

(stevieY knows........)


bundy has a problem with the length of his johnson.

on cold days,he has one helluva time tryin' to take a squirt.....while coming up with excuses about takin' a swim or somethin'.

Flyman has no problem with the length of bundy's johnson. He says, "it fits just right."

y'see it alway's comes down to flyman's and bundy's `games'.

It's nice that CL has finally been invited to sit in. I'm sure he brought his favorite lube...........eh?

yes heres a picture of when PJ came along in the back seat to play some of our GAMES...

http://www.warningcomics.com/trip.jpg

we played nice.
Flyman offered him some ludes and some SCAG, i even commented on the shape of this fine rounded skull.
but PJ couldn´t handle it. he ran off into the desert. to be alone. and sober.

bundys' hometown police keep a flier posted about him at the station houses, warning to be on the alert when he's in town.
They can tell when he's in town.........due to the increase in pregnancies of neighborhood cats. :p

thats right Fremen, i´m just some randy, rampant old tom cat.

or should i call you by your full name?

Fremen is only your first name... your surname is ZOD!

so, Fremen Zod now that we all know who you are... would you care to explain your last failed attempt at a world takeover??

http://www.i-mockery.com/generalzod/...zod-vanity.jpg

looks like you picked the wrong team for that there takeover huh!

Oh the shame! The horror!
My posse assured me we had all those photos destroyed!
All I can say in my defense is, when I heard of the riches of Houston, I went a little power hungry. Started imagining I had all these "super" powers and even took advice from some doofus named after the flora on your world. :rolleyes:
I'm all better now, thank you. *whistles nonchalantly*


When bundy gets the urge to play a game, he whips out Candyland and cheats his ass off against his kids.

I don't know what it is with Freman, but I happen to know that he's got this weird fetish...

He likes to empty a bag of Fritos on his chair, then he sits down bare-assed on the Fritos.

Personally, I think it's kinda sick.

But surely not as sick as your own little fetish, mister Batman.

Late at night, Batman often sneaks downstairs to the kitchen. What he does there is almost too disturbing to discribe in words. Almost.

He actually puts dog food inside his anus. Then he drinks as much water as possible.

He waits until enough water reaches his alimentary canal, then letting go of this sick mixture of water and dog food.

His disgusting habit does not end there. He also eats the fake diarrhea - while taking pictures of the act.

And... it gets him a hard on.

Beat that.

after batman goes through with the dog food procedure Four fingers pretends to stick his 5th finger into batmans anus, it doesn't work usually.

Beltruckus & Four Fingers like to post thread-killing disgusting forays into fecal matter.

Hey I just said he likes to pretend to stick his finger in a hole, he has 4 fingers so he can't nothing disgusting about that..

Pheatius secretly likes discussions about poop.

sexy cat wants to have sex with a....dog...not a cat oddly enough

Seanathan only reads the first page of threads before posting.

Batman976 is really batgirl using Bruce's login again. If you don't quit I'm going to email Alfred again.

CL is still collecting tolls on the bridge...

uncle "Yankee Doodle" phil runs a bubble bath, lines up his rubber duckies all in a row for company, gets in and relaxes, then he makes up his beautimas lyrics. ;)

Fremen secretly listens to uncle phil's lyrics in a warm bubble bath

Flyman "scrubs" Fremen's back. Ironically they leave the tub, dirtier than when they got in.

Co-Lo hangs around and sips from the tub, murmuring, "Ambrosia." ;)

Fremen faced north at Culloden.