CL just sent me an order for 3 (three) pair of sleeper jammies...with the bunnies on them...

Poor uncle phil had to fill CL's order from out of his own closet.........hmmm....he might still be in the closet

Paddyjoe just popped out of uncle phil's closet to log that last entry. He's back in by now.

wry1 voted for Geoffrey Fieger.

Conclamo Ludus thinks it is funny to tease wry1 for knowing Geoff Feiger, but in reality the only reason Conclamo Ludus knows this about wry1 is that Conclamo is a former client of Feiger's.....and is still pissed-off about the 15 1/2 to 25 that he's serving at the "Butt-Monkey" correctional facility in Big Rapids, Michigan.

wry1 is a porn monkey. Okay, sorry, that was corny.

:thumbsup:

Stiltzy isn´t a real moogle... he´s a hyena in drag.

Bundy secretly hates the Paul Simon's "You can call me Al"

David2000 is blue. David2000 has always been blue and will continue to be blue until further notice. Please make a note of it.

pheatius wears his shoes on the wrong feet...

uncle phil doesn't wear anything on his feet.

he wears nothin' but the bottom portion of his sleeper jammies.

Too bad about flymans' neighbors.
The garbage dump sent his trash back as "unacceptable".
He was happy.

Fremen has an unhealthy obsession with flyman, and no number of restraining orders will stop him from making flyman his....

wry1 feet are 2 different sizes.... ones a 10 the other is a 7.


His shoes are 8 1/2.

Midlandmadman can't put down "Bridget Jones Diary." Its the best book he's ever read.

Conclamo can't put Bridget Jones' Diary down either....one of the "sticky pages" dried and stuck to his hand.

the wry one got those pages sticky...

Uncle phil ghost-wrote Bridget Jones's diary

Its a story based on the life of tekaweni. Which is why its so interesting.

whats with all this Bridget Jones hatred...?

did she not tip you at your last gorilla-gram gig Con Clams??

bundy is a closet drinker and he's in love with that biatch Celine Dion

Flyman hates Cheetos.

Bastard.

Batman wasn´t the mastermind who stole The Scream from its secure oslo home... he was just the lucky guy who found the masterminds hiding place down by the river.

heaven only knows what Batman was doing down by the river, all by himself... he was probably nude.

He was probably living in a van...


bundy was thrown out of The Summit for belching "Jimmy Crack Corn" at the waiter.

Fremen got sacked from his dish-pig job at The Summit because he used to steal the industrial strength detergent.

he though that if he used the detergent on his genitals, it´d get rid of those nasty nasty germs he managed to pick up in Kings Cross.

btw, it was Fremens old mate, Phil who recommended those houses of ill-repute in the Cross where he caught those germs.

bundy seems to know an awful lot about genital germs

flyman is just trying to divert the attention away from the whole "genital" issue, all the while he's secretly preparing butter for those "crabs" of fremen's.....

wry1´s main ambition in life is to utterly destroy this great thread.

but we won´t let him, will we people... people?? anyone out there??

Heard on bundys' answering machine:

"Hola, Senor bundy! Why for you not to bring our leetle nino's diapers to the hacienda?"

Fremen has just been so excited lately about his new diaper washing position. Custom washes each one by hand is what I hear.

joe here,has been trying to get Fremen to wash his diapers while still in them.

(just like phil tried to do with the sleeper jammies)

Cha----Ching.......double whammy

flyman recycles his weed

i wanted this one (^) soooo bad...

tech weenie is debating the relative merits of sleeper jammies as opposed to duct tape...

uncle phil insists on wearing a shower cap to work every day. He claims that his hair is so beautiful that it must be preserved forever. I don't believe him.

uncle phil only buys recycled weed. In fact, when he goes down to the street corner to buy it, he finds that if he wears his jammies that are held together with duct tape, he'll usually get a discount.


-edit- I gotta learn to type faster- I'll leave unkie phils in only because, well, he deserves it.



CL never has to worry about wearing a shower cap

HE NEVER HAS TAKEN A SHOWER!!!!!

Paddyjoe is faking it with the "slow typing" routine.....he just likes waiting and springing his little surprises on Uncle Phil when nobody expects 'em.

wry1 knows all about the "faking" bit....cuz that's the kind of orgasms he gets from the chicks he's with...........

Flyman has sticky fingers.

splck has a hard time using everyday kitchen shears.......

flyman used garden shears to trim his forest-like pubic hair this morning.

he decided that the whole afro-style jungle of black hair down there was just not hip... so he sharpened up the garden shears and let loose.


btw, Fremen... that last one on me was great!!! loved the answering machine idea!!