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bundy petite parle une francais.
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flyman posts with his tongue
gotta practice his french with something..............eh? |
PJ once swam the mighty genesee...naked...
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Uncle phil was pj's Inspiration he swam the mighty creek in his backyard. He was also naked.
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Beltruckus walks around at work with a coffee mug that says "Real Men, Love Men."
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Con is really pleased you still use that mug Belt, not many people ever bought the official merchanidise from the Ludus Day Di$co.
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bundy finally wore out the first, original pair of sleeper jammies amd he's pissed off uncle phil enough that he's afraid to ask for another pair...on the arm...
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i havenīt pissed you off have i phil?
**grovels at his feet** phil has decided that a great design on his sleeper jammies would be squashed cane toads... so heīs planning a journey to FNQ to start peeling the toads of the road. |
bundy regularly attends orgies with the cast of F-Troop
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phonix11001200222 would rather be climbing...
up Bea Arthur's skirt. |
Con Clamo once paid Bea Arthur $20,000 to do a strip show at the Ludus Day Di$co, but all of his clientele complained when they found out she really was a woman.
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bundy attended the Ludas Day Di$co with paddyjoe and Fremen,where they hung out ,drank cheap wine and hit on all the fugly broads dressed as Bea Arthur.
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flyman never misses an episode of "Who's the Boss" or "Petticoat Junction"
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Mr. Moe got turned down for a job at Burger King.
they didnīt feel comfortable hiring a man who happily lists arson, poisoning and animal cruelty on his resume. |
I'm new, I'm untouchable.
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yellowgowild got his name from when his mother used to try to make him feel better about wetting the bed, by turning it into wonderous stories of cowboys, indians and the great, wild, yellow Rio Grande.
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bundy was the maid that had to wash those soiled sheets.
*he thinks he's a cowboy now too* |
If I said it once, I'll say it a thousand times. I walk into flymans house and all I smell is stems and seeds.
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Ruprex walks into Flyman's House to smell his 'stem' and his 'seeds'. (Just repeating what he said, not making it up.)
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speaking of make-up, pheatius keeps his "friday night specials" in a secret compartment under the floorboards of his closet...
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uncle phil keeps nothing "in the closet." Ever since Phaetius outed him at Ruprex's last orgy to celebrate flyman's brand new pair of sleeper jammies.
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donīt forget to add that that last orgy you speak of was held after hours in your club Con Clamo.
thats right, everyone, Con used to hold orgies for his close friends after hours in the Day Di$co. i believe the last one held there was in the honour of Arnold Schwarzenegger. also there was Flyman, Ruprex, Phaetus and Phil. |
While bundy videotaped from the corner. :D
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Fremen likes to think that he's a blue meannie.
if only the pants were blue and the skin was green eh. |
Although flyman wants us to believe that he is a huge party guy, I actually saw him get stoned by eating just one Flintstone vitamin. (he was wasted for days!)
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Midlandmadman's idea of a good time is getting high on Robitussin and watching mice run into mousetraps.
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Conclamo Ludus watches YOU from across the street.
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belt watches little old ladies cross the street when the wind is blowing, just to see if he can get a peek...
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Uncle Phil watches little old men in the steam room of his local YMCA, just to see if he can get a peek ...
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tritium is psychotically gay.and peels his skin off his testicles and licks it every now then.oh i almost forgot, he has 56 pounds worth of severed dog heads in his ass.:D
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Pende likes psychotic gay guys.he also has a weird fixation with scrotums and severed dog heads.
some people's kids. |
flyman is actually a British guy living in Columbia. And he isn't beautiful.
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Conclamo Ludus likes to lick used stamps...
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They taste better!
Pyrate looks like he's dancing when he walks. |
CL likes to skydive naked and have it recorded. Afterwards he watches the ripples for hours on end.
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belt's still there, waiting for the wind to pick up...
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uncle phil likes to sing many oldies tunes in the shower and slip into a fresh pair of sleeper jammies after a generous portion of talcum powder.
(he tapes himself in the shower and sends it to bones.) |
Flyman really doesn't drive drunk but he's been known to have to stash the pipe under the front seat.
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Ruprex co-wrote īthe Ketchup songī with his pet tadpole, Toady.
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bundy was nude when he posted that ^ & he was thinking about what color shoe laces he should buy next.
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