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Beltruckus 09-30-2003 09:20 PM

Sheep

bundy 09-30-2003 09:29 PM

BLT is obviously confused.

firstly, this is not the WORD ASSOCIATION thread, nor is it the COOLEST ANIMAL thread.

secondly, if the reference to our ovine friends was aimed as an insult towards me, let me remind you, BLT, that Sydney is Australia, not New Zealand. (although the takeover is being planned as we speak - sheep-lovers won´t ever beat us in rugby again!!).

now, to return to the game.

Beltruckus enjoys the sensual feel of the eel.
he likes how it wriggles and squirms when he puts it down his pants.
he likes how it sometimes bites.
he like their sweet salty, garbagey aroma.
but most of all, he likes how he can eat them after he´s had his way with them.

Beltruckus 10-01-2003 07:14 AM

Bundy feels the same way as I do except with small dogs, is favorite is the pomeranian (spelling)

uncle phil 10-01-2003 12:28 PM

belt finally remembered where he lived, but couldn't remember how to get there...

Beltruckus 10-01-2003 01:41 PM

Damnit i'm never getting home.

Uncle phil pretends to help old ladies cross the street but when they get to the middle he runs away leaving them in the middle of the street. It's very sad to see old ladies cry.

Pheatius 10-01-2003 02:10 PM

Beltruckus was led accross the street by Uncle Phil. Uncle Phil left him in the middle because he realized Beltruckus was not an old woman and he kept grabbing at Uncle Phil's buttocks.

Fly 10-01-2003 07:39 PM

Pheatius has waaaaaay too much time on his hands.

he also has a thing for Uncle Phil's ass...........

wierdo.....

bundy 10-01-2003 08:12 PM

fly thinks mother nature was right...

(sorry, thats all i got)

guypunkr 10-02-2003 01:43 AM

Bundy has a lot more than that, he's just hiding it to use for more worthy members...

Fly 10-02-2003 03:16 AM

really...mr.worthy member.......

...guypunkr likes to masturbate with 120 grit sandpaper.

he thinks he's tough that way.

paddyjoe 10-02-2003 03:51 AM

flyman really needs to work on his `worthiness'

I honestly haven't seen it yet.................eh? :lol:

Fremen 10-02-2003 05:11 AM

paddy still says, "Gnarly, dude!" to all his co-workers.

uncle phil 10-02-2003 11:50 AM

fre IS a gnarly dude...

Fremen 10-02-2003 05:22 PM

unc. phil is really a skater punk, but only on Tuesdays.

paddyjoe 10-03-2003 03:40 AM

Fremen has long dreamt of being a skater punk, but just couldn't figure how to rig training wheels to his board.

bundy 10-03-2003 06:26 AM

pj still says COWABUNGA to his workmates.

Averett 10-03-2003 06:31 AM

bundy's favorite phrase is "Eat my shorts"

bundy 10-03-2003 06:33 AM

Averett still introduces herself as, ¨i´m Averett, who the hell are you??¨

chodarama 10-03-2003 11:33 AM

Bundy has a toenail collection under his bathroom sink... right next to the lube and his pocket pussy.

uncle phil 10-03-2003 11:56 AM

only the right side of chodarama's brain works...

Fly 10-03-2003 05:07 PM

uncle phil here likes to hang out at sausage parties with the boys.(if you know what i mean)

in his sleeper jammies to boot.........

Fremen 10-03-2003 07:43 PM

When fly wants to turn on the highway, he signals by swinging his dog out the window. If he swings in a circle, he's going right, if he swings it away from the car with a back and forth motion, flyman is going left. If he shakes it up and down, the dog peed on his arm.

paddyjoe 10-04-2003 08:23 AM

Fremen ignored all the warnings to NOT take the blue acid.

bundy 10-05-2003 04:47 AM

pj was the nasty bastard who intentionally left the childproof lid off the blue acid container, so that poor little Fremen could swallow it.

uncle phil 10-06-2003 12:29 PM

speaking of pjs...bundy hasn't washed his first pair of sleeper jammies yet...

Beltruckus 10-06-2003 01:25 PM

Uncle phil stole PJ's first pair of sleeper jammies.

tootsiepop 10-06-2003 05:02 PM

Beltruckus owns and operates a gerbil plantation in Kentucky.

wry1 10-06-2003 06:42 PM

tootsiepop is Beltruckus's best customer.

....and tootsiepop, the local hardware has your 12 cases of duct tape waiting for you to pick 'em up.

tootsiepop 10-06-2003 09:50 PM

wry1 is envious of the fab parties that The DuctTape Guys and I throw! :thumbsup:

Midlandmadman 10-07-2003 02:16 AM

It actually takes 12,342 licks to get to the center of tootsiepop.

Fly 10-07-2003 03:30 AM

Mid's tongue is really,really raw right now.

lickin' the wrong thing my friend.

Beltruckus 10-07-2003 11:32 AM

Flyman wears a kilt, thats all just a kilt.

uncle phil 10-07-2003 12:08 PM

belt would die for a brand new pair of sleeper jammies...

Fremen 10-07-2003 07:51 PM

uncle phil accepts credit cards for his sleeper jammy services, if you know what I mean. :suave:

tekaweni 10-08-2003 01:48 AM

Fremen picks his nose and eats it

paddyjoe 10-08-2003 03:37 AM

-edit- that freakin pj is too slow

tekaweni lets Fremen borrow his fingers............fun!

Fly 10-08-2003 03:47 AM

that freakin' pj is too slow.............eh?

or is it ....that slow pj is a freak..........eh?

wry1 10-08-2003 11:20 AM

Flyman is a narc'. Thought y'all should know.

Averett 10-08-2003 11:29 AM

wry1 is actually just for breakfast, and for no other meals.

Conclamo Ludus 10-08-2003 11:50 AM

Averett fed a bomb to a rotweiller just to see an explodingdog. :)


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