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BLT is obviously confused.
firstly, this is not the WORD ASSOCIATION thread, nor is it the COOLEST ANIMAL thread. secondly, if the reference to our ovine friends was aimed as an insult towards me, let me remind you, BLT, that Sydney is Australia, not New Zealand. (although the takeover is being planned as we speak - sheep-lovers won´t ever beat us in rugby again!!). now, to return to the game. Beltruckus enjoys the sensual feel of the eel. he likes how it wriggles and squirms when he puts it down his pants. he likes how it sometimes bites. he like their sweet salty, garbagey aroma. but most of all, he likes how he can eat them after he´s had his way with them. |
Bundy feels the same way as I do except with small dogs, is favorite is the pomeranian (spelling)
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belt finally remembered where he lived, but couldn't remember how to get there...
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Damnit i'm never getting home.
Uncle phil pretends to help old ladies cross the street but when they get to the middle he runs away leaving them in the middle of the street. It's very sad to see old ladies cry. |
Beltruckus was led accross the street by Uncle Phil. Uncle Phil left him in the middle because he realized Beltruckus was not an old woman and he kept grabbing at Uncle Phil's buttocks.
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Pheatius has waaaaaay too much time on his hands.
he also has a thing for Uncle Phil's ass........... wierdo..... |
fly thinks mother nature was right...
(sorry, thats all i got) |
Bundy has a lot more than that, he's just hiding it to use for more worthy members...
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really...mr.worthy member.......
...guypunkr likes to masturbate with 120 grit sandpaper. he thinks he's tough that way. |
flyman really needs to work on his `worthiness'
I honestly haven't seen it yet.................eh? :lol: |
paddy still says, "Gnarly, dude!" to all his co-workers.
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fre IS a gnarly dude...
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unc. phil is really a skater punk, but only on Tuesdays.
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Fremen has long dreamt of being a skater punk, but just couldn't figure how to rig training wheels to his board.
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pj still says COWABUNGA to his workmates.
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bundy's favorite phrase is "Eat my shorts"
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Averett still introduces herself as, ¨i´m Averett, who the hell are you??¨
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Bundy has a toenail collection under his bathroom sink... right next to the lube and his pocket pussy.
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only the right side of chodarama's brain works...
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uncle phil here likes to hang out at sausage parties with the boys.(if you know what i mean)
in his sleeper jammies to boot......... |
When fly wants to turn on the highway, he signals by swinging his dog out the window. If he swings in a circle, he's going right, if he swings it away from the car with a back and forth motion, flyman is going left. If he shakes it up and down, the dog peed on his arm.
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Fremen ignored all the warnings to NOT take the blue acid.
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pj was the nasty bastard who intentionally left the childproof lid off the blue acid container, so that poor little Fremen could swallow it.
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speaking of pjs...bundy hasn't washed his first pair of sleeper jammies yet...
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Uncle phil stole PJ's first pair of sleeper jammies.
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Beltruckus owns and operates a gerbil plantation in Kentucky.
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tootsiepop is Beltruckus's best customer.
....and tootsiepop, the local hardware has your 12 cases of duct tape waiting for you to pick 'em up. |
wry1 is envious of the fab parties that The DuctTape Guys and I throw! :thumbsup:
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It actually takes 12,342 licks to get to the center of tootsiepop.
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Mid's tongue is really,really raw right now.
lickin' the wrong thing my friend. |
Flyman wears a kilt, thats all just a kilt.
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belt would die for a brand new pair of sleeper jammies...
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uncle phil accepts credit cards for his sleeper jammy services, if you know what I mean. :suave:
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Fremen picks his nose and eats it
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-edit- that freakin pj is too slow
tekaweni lets Fremen borrow his fingers............fun! |
that freakin' pj is too slow.............eh?
or is it ....that slow pj is a freak..........eh? |
Flyman is a narc'. Thought y'all should know.
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wry1 is actually just for breakfast, and for no other meals.
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Averett fed a bomb to a rotweiller just to see an explodingdog. :)
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