Bundy can't remember the last time he didn't wake up on the kitchen floor with a bottle of Nyquil in one hand and his underwear in the other, while flyman was cooking him breakfast in his sleeper jammies.

CL continues to spread the word...(keeping the "sleeper jammie" thing alive, of course...)

when Phil originally used the term ´sleeper jammies´, he didn´t mean pyjamas.

its his little code for herpes.

sadly, the joke was on all of us, since we´ve all been selling his particular brand of sleeping herpes for ages now.

stop this evil trade ladies and gentlemen.

it cannot go on.

Alas, poor bundy was the first to accept the sleeper herper.
He now holds his crotch together with duct tape.
(that's some useful shit!)

Fremen secretly has cornered the market on duct tape, and plans on jacking the price up to unheard-of heights before this nastly little herpes outbreak of Uncle Phil's.....

I heard the wry1 just took out a bank loan, and named a warehouse full of duct tape as his ONLY collateral.

sorry pal, you're busted!

Its no coincidence that paddyjoe makes the adhesive used in duct tape. You don't want to know how he makes it sticky...

Conclamo Ludus has posted 112 times to this thread...... every time he did he prayed that the next person wouldn't reveal this secret. Well, his luck has run out.

Conclamo Ludus is half man/ half dog..... he sweats through his nose, can only fornicate doggy style and only likes it "ruff".

"woof woof woofy woof Midlandmadman got woofy woofed by paddyjoe. Woof!"

CL realizes that he is half man, half dog, but can't figure out which end is which...

Uncle Phil is sniffing and tasting each end of Conclamo Ludus to try and figure out which end is which.

Astrocloud loves the Red Sox. I don't mean the sports team, I mean he really really loves red sox...(wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more say no more)...

Pheatius can't tell time unless he has a digital watch.

Con sold Phaetius a dodgy fake Rolex that has had its hands glued to one spot.
he´s only accusing Phaetius of not being able to read the time to cover up for his own dishonesty.

and Ludu$ has herpes as well.

bundy likes the silver ones that vibrate.........

(they get ride of the herpes)

Flyman hides Snickers around the house....just in case.

bonbonbox enjoys putting baby ruth bars in the toilet, just so he can pluck them out and eat them in front of his in-laws.

paddyjoe is formerly of the band eurythmics. He played the maracas.

Con Clamo is formerly of the band Ace of Base. He played the electronic keyboard.

Bundy.....shoe salesman....


'Nuff said.

wry1 got his start in the hairstyling business by braiding Milli's hair. Vanilli wouldn't let him touch his hair unless he wore gloves though.

Conclamo Ludus won a blue ribbon at the company picnic for chewing 150 peices of double bubble at the same time.

bonbonbox, was once known as the "untouchable" in the 5th grade, for outstanding dodgeball skills. He now is known as the "Touchable" for his incredibly smooth skin

krazixs lists his location as courtin in the kitchen..... well, thats cause he sticks his dick in the mayonayse jar.........

Midlandmadman thinks tires have wings.

Conclamo Ludus ragged on my hair-weaving abilities....Vanilli did that, and now he's dead.

.....Conclamo did it! Conclamo did it!

wry1 weaved me a 'do so tight i coulda swore i saw him at a paul mitchell road show. not that i was there or anything.

Ching hangs out with Paul Mitchell at sausage parties.

"Is there a party in here?"

flyman wishes he were invited, i see him begging to be let in at the door. Not that i was there or anything....

ChingChing runs a Sausage Party Company. he affectionately calls it the Sausage Party Death Squad.

his clientel are usually just sad college geeks with more dollars than sense.

he just arrives on the morning of the party, decorates the party room with a few sad, soggy streamers, and a handfull of balloons.

he then arranges for his posse of sausage party security gentlemen (usually fremen, phaetius, pj and phil) to come round to the party to make sure no women wander into the party by mistake.

oh yeah, and for a special extra fee, ChingChing can arrange for the punch to get spiked with petrol; just to give the party a bit of an added kick.

Bundy never complains when i throw my sausage fiestas.

i just called.... to say.... I LOVE YOU!!! .. and i mean that from the bottom of my hearrrttt!...

Uh, sorry.

Chingal0 never understood the song "Can't Buy Me Love". Its always worked for him.

where as Conclamo Ludus never understod the song "It takes two"..... I shouldn't have to explain it any further.

Midlandmadman thought he got the concept of the song It Takes Two.....


....but sheep don't count.

Feeling quite sheepish himself, wry1 uses the anonyminity of the internet to divulge his cross breed fantasies of beastiality and necrophelia. Mild mannered Michigan Businessman by day, lover of dead animals by night.....

water_boy1999 is really Adam Sandler. Hi Adam! Sorry I blew your cover.

Conclamo doesn't really know how to play that guitar

Happyland has just put $US3000 on Romania to beat Australia this arvo in the Rugby.

bundy was all set to watch the big game with his friends when his mom told them to get out of her basement and get some Goddamn sunshine!

hey Happyland, that 90-8 scoreline sure makes for an impressive loss of $3000.

Fremen isn´t allowed to go into the sun.
being the love-child of the Wicked Witch of the West, and Frankenfurter, Fremen will melt if natural light touches his skin.
but it won´t be an impressive melting... it´ll be a nasty, smelly melting that´ll stink to high heaven.