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paddyjoe 12-07-2003 06:22 AM

flyman stands around the deli counter shouting "I WANT SOME WEINERS"

Chingal0 12-07-2003 08:55 PM

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Starfish 12-07-2003 09:39 PM

something tells me that c10 here is the little boy that is wearing those huge pick sunglasses in his photo.....he he ;)

Conclamo Ludus 12-08-2003 12:58 PM

Starfish gets all horned up at the smell of Bleach.

uncle phil 12-08-2003 01:17 PM

CL wants to compete in the sleeper jammie market, but hasn't had an original idea in nigh onto five years...

Fly 12-08-2003 01:38 PM

phil pays his cohorts in greenbacks.

that's why his sleeper jammie buissiness is booming.

Dwarf020 12-08-2003 08:09 PM

flyman knows exactly what the meaning of life is, but he just wont tell us because he dosent like us.

:)

Conclamo Ludus 12-09-2003 01:32 PM

Dwarf020 keeps stealing all my good original ideas for sleeper jammies. Every time I sue him, he countersues, and wins, and I don't know why. I am angry. I have some great ideas for sleeper jammies, but the world keeps shooting me down. I'll seek my revenge...

uncle phil 12-09-2003 02:02 PM

CL wears a big bulls-eye on the back of his soiled sleeper jammies, which he hasn't washed in over six months...

basmoq 12-09-2003 05:09 PM

Uncle phil's greatest desire is to have his back waxed in a salon.

Conclamo Ludus 12-09-2003 07:26 PM

basmoq is a Spanish word meaning "ass of snow, heart of cranberry". I know that and I've only had one semester of French! And that was six years ago!

Fly 12-10-2003 07:20 AM

C Ludus likes to ride sheep.

and i don't mean with a saddle either.

2wolves 12-10-2003 12:30 PM

Pete Best is flyman's favorite Beetle.

uncle phil 12-10-2003 01:24 PM

pete best's favorite pets are 2wolves...

Conclamo Ludus 12-10-2003 01:32 PM

Uncle Phil can't stop humping his own leg. Its really bizarre. Nobody knows quite how he does it, but nevertheless, he humps away.

Pheatius 12-10-2003 02:44 PM

Conclamo Ludus continues to place himself between Uncle Phil and Uncle Phil's removable leg to enjoy the friction provided. He has been known to combust due to the heat generated.

herostar 12-10-2003 05:58 PM

Pheatius is a gemini, he loves little boys and has a knack for playing the accordian. When he was 9 he saw a man get shot in the head.

Fly 12-10-2003 10:54 PM

herostar is a hero to the 3 little girls down the block from where he lives.

he's their hero cuz of the shiney sleeper jammies that he wears while mowing his lawn,that he got from uncle phil.

see..........the girls like sequins.

chiefslappajo 12-10-2003 11:13 PM

http://www.oneinchround.com/images/nav/intro.jpg

Hey, at least he's proud of it.

2wolves 12-11-2003 05:58 AM

Slappa spreads mustard on the children's ice cream when they're sleeping.

2Wolves

(I thought this was darkest secrets not insults, has it morphed?)

tokaok 12-11-2003 06:29 AM

2wolves is my is really my father

Conclamo Ludus 12-11-2003 12:47 PM

tokaok was produced asexually from 2wolves.

uncle phil 12-11-2003 01:46 PM

CL really wants that promotion at the sleeper jammie factory...from broom pusher to dirty laundry sorter...

Fremen 12-11-2003 04:58 PM

unc. phil pushes sleeper jammies on the door-to-door cookie selling girl clubs, in exchange for free cookies.
So far, he's had to pay for all his cookies. :(
Work harder on your product, up. :p

Conclamo Ludus 12-12-2003 06:59 AM

Fremen believes everything I say. Watch this:

CL: Hey Fremen!
F: Yo CL!
CL: Did you know that sleeper jammies cause cancer?
F: Oh Shit! I'm screwed.
CL: I know. Later.
F: Bye.

He's so gullible.

uncle phil 12-12-2003 04:00 PM

CL R E A L L Y wants that promotion...

eotlemac 12-12-2003 11:13 PM

i hate to inform you that u. Phil is a suicidal mongolian crack dealer who enjoys drinking breast milk from a babies bottle.

on a related note he has no nipples(related b\c bottles have fake nipples on them)

but no offense

Astrocloud 12-12-2003 11:51 PM

eotlemac oft stands naked in his kitchen playing air guitar to a Van Hagar version of Running with the Devil. Sometimes he eyes the red sleeper jammies from the catalogue that was mysteriously placed in his mailbox. One might think he has a "thing" for the underwear model.

Fly 12-13-2003 12:02 AM

astroglid.........(damn,....i did it again........)

astroCLOUD knows this cuz he is eotlemac's neighbour,and he uses an old pair of binoculars to spy on eot's sister.

(we all know astro's actually checkin' out the man meat.)

*freak*

Conclamo Ludus 12-15-2003 07:44 AM

flyman has been supplying sleeper jammies to Saddam Hussein while he was hiding in his bunker. He believe that everyone needs fresh sleeper jammies, regardless of who they are.

uncle phil 12-16-2003 01:55 PM

CL wishes he had a fresh pair right now...

Fremen 12-16-2003 05:22 PM

uncle p daydreams about making Saddam wear his specially designed sleeper jammies made for megalomaniacs.

paddyjoe 12-16-2003 07:38 PM

Fremen's jammies are custom made out of moth wings

Oh so soothing............

Conclamo Ludus 12-17-2003 06:25 AM

paddyjoe loves the soothing touch of Fremen's jammies.

2wolves 12-17-2003 08:03 AM

Conclamo has wished all his life that his parents had named him Proclamo. Much more upbeat.

2Wolves

Liquor Dealer 12-17-2003 11:07 AM

2wolves is a closet Republican

uncle phil 12-17-2003 01:32 PM

LD sleeps with a night lite...

Liquor Dealer 12-17-2003 02:05 PM

But my nite lite is better lookin' than Uncle Phil's.

Fremen 12-17-2003 02:42 PM

LD shines his shoes to a mirror finish so he can get a good view under the kilts at his local Highland Clan games.

2wolves 12-17-2003 03:30 PM

Fremen fears ball point pens.


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