haha...
i love it when that happens.
i have a friend who pissed all over his girlfriends entire shoe collection because he thought her cupboard was her toilet.


anyway, back to mml's dirty laundry...

mml is secretly hoping that John Kerry turns out to be Batman... so that when he wins this years election, she can see him drive up to the White House door in his shiny black Batmobile.

Oh God
bundy's secret

is they're still sopping wet and smelly.

Not only does he eat a pound of asperagus first, he can laugh about it with us, and blame 'a friend'.

pj is mighty pissed he never got to catch the shoe pissing incident on film

cuz he loves women's shoes

fly is falling in love with snow white at this very moment...(or is it tinkerbell...)

uncle phil can only read coloring books

Con can read just fine, he just can't keep himself from coloring in some farm animals and whatnot onto great works by Shakespeare, Dostoevsky, Lewis, and Shaquille O'neal. <--- (I crack me up) :lol:

sexycat,

Likes to give qpid head!

Queedo is actually a new line of Speedo.

C Ludas is the one who parades up and down the runways with the "i'm too sexy for my"song on and he is wearing the queedo speedos

Flyman eats his roaches...

Jay-g can only fall asleep while listening to Britney Spears "Sometimes I run"...hehehe

Every square foot of diddagirl's front yard is covered in pink plastic flamingoes.

C Ludas wants to sleep w/ pink plastic flamingos


*i knew you were a little wierd*

Flyman once stood up and opposed the legalization of all combustive entertainments.

One day hopes to be in a Fruit of the Looms commercial.

jay-g has every Fruit of the Loom comercial cataloged on video tape.

MML confuses his fruit of the loom with his fruit of the loins quite often. Very Embarrassing.

Pheatius is obssessed with the fruit of my loins. Very Unsettling.


Ah hell, who can blame him. :D

mml has fruity loins?

Con-lu likes to paint pictures of fruity loins.

Fremen has no idea what a Fruity loin is.

PredeconInferno tried to order a half pound of thinly sliced fruity loin at the deli counter.

paddyjoe IS a fruity loin.....


and he lets his freak flag fly.......you know..the rainbow one

flyman might want to be reminded who was caught in the hose.

freakin hoser!

Paddyjoe eats lucky charms, and drinks pints. And he has a leprechaun tied up in his closet.

jay-g eats leprechauns for breakfast.

Diddagirl eats Jay-gs for brekfast.

PredeconInferno thinks Peter Griffin is married to a man named Louis. :D

Batman is the alias that Louis goes by.

Flyman secretly created another tfp identity to take some of the panty-hose heat off him...

but the problem is, silent_jay is so obviously Flymans alter-ego that he hasn't fooled anyone.

hey Fly, remember what happened to AIR45=BONES=STEVEYZERMAN=TERRESQUE...

Secretly wishes, he sold shoes like Al Bundy....

Jay g really only cares about the past

WRONG...........only one flyman my friend.

jay is his own entity.





monkrydriven wants to see bart strap on a guitar and sing.."come as you are"

At this very moment, flyman is begging splck for at least one of his balls back.

paddyjoe has a teletubby plush collection hiding under the bed

bparker is the real Cobra Commander

jay-g is the real Baroness

Conclamo Ludus is your mom. WHAT NOW!!?!?!?

stash and vanden are affected by the rapid commercialisation of soho.

Bundy pulled a Monica Lewinsky with the Vice President.