goodness me.

not knowing anything of your heathen government i'm not sure if thats a good thing or not.
is this vice president he/she hot?

if, as the title suggests, he/she is the president of vices... then count me in!



diddagirl isn't aware that in most places on this planet, a 'didda' is a female goat, who is in heat.

diddas can be extremely destructive to crops. almost akin to locusts.

:)

Ahhhh. I am so disturbed now. :(

jay-g so wished he had didda's hiding out at his house.

diddagirl stands at attention when Captain Crunch is poured in her bowl.


edit: wrong gender. sorry. :D

Fremen has a penchant for orange lip stick.

mml has been awaiting eagerly for my return...

uncle phil is really my father...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ( ala luke skywalker )

he is our only hope.
no, there is another...

bparker's area code is 805....


go ahead.....call him

Flyman has been secretely stalking bparker
...oooopppps...not a secret anymore

diddagirl wears Underroos.

mml has a time transport device that he uses to beat my posts and make me look a fool!

Skier is slower than me but strangely thinks along the same lines and he likes to think about granny panties. YUK!

mml secretly likes to think about granny panties too because we think the same!!

skier is a little drip............check the av.

Flyman is a little weed. (or maybe a big weed)

mml left his sleeper jammies at the last brownie-scout overnight he attended...

uncle phil secretly enjoys reading posts about how many posts it takes before you can see the titty board@

skier longs to enhance his 80's record collection with Whams' Greatest Hits, Vol. 2.

Fremen will be happy to autograph skier's record when he aquires it.

Conclamo Ludud would be happy to share his 80's record collection with both Fremen and Skier.

diddagirl would be happy to spend some time with me ;)

hey, i've got that... oh, /me shuts up now...


feelgood was the president of 'that other guy in Wham!'s fan club... what am i saying... he still is...

OMG YOU HAVE MY RECORD!!!!!

...



I mean, bundy, I am expressing casual interest in your 80's record that contains no value to me whatsoever and will not be the crowning glory of my set.

(Bundy secretly wants to give away Wham's Greatest Hits, Vol. 2 to skier)

Ahhh, you're the one! skier loves to lip-synch to Wham on his back porch, and charge the neighborhood kids a quarter to watch.

pj used to be president of the george michael fan club...

uncle phil knows this because he is the president of the Wham! fan club.

bparker805 knows this because he is president of the Andrew Ridgely fan club.

Con Clamo knows this because he lost to bparker in the Andrew Ridgely fan club elections.

bundy know this because he was one of the judges of the Andrew Ridgely fan club elections.

he wore a white shirt with his collar flipped up & had extra mousse in his mullet for the occasion.

oh & he accepts bribe money, Con Clamo. just so you know next time.

bernie knows this 'cause she sees through her monitor!



/puts away his wee Fremen

fremen is a closet yankee fan...

uncle phil yanks it in the closet. not sure if he keeps the fan on.

uncle phil just yankees in the closet.

edit:
AAArrrgggg I'm too slow - but good thinking Paddy.


Paddy likes to drink his Guiness through a straw.

mml drinks gravy through a straw

Conclamo Ludus is a fictional Special Agent of a fictional government bureau

iamtheone doesn't know that he is under my fictional surveillance.

Con-Lu senses the strengthening of the bond between the One and the Way of the Blossoming Onion.

Fremen is desperately jealous of Con Clamo Ludus's new name... C-Lu

bundy is desparately seeking to "step up to the plate."

yknow he wants to follow in fly's footsteps & be the next tfper to don the pantyhose.
he may publicly deny that, but it's true.

bern is on the mark tonight