uncle phil shaves his legs.

Mmmm, feels so much better in his nylon sleeper jammies!

pj is considering openning up a Fantasy Tan salon in Archangel, Russia...

yep, i reckon you've got a great target market there buddy.

bundy wants, oh so badly, to open a sleeper-jammie boutique in the same strip mall in archangel as pj...

uncle phil is on the top of the list to manage the joint.

Conclamo Ludus will be the first customer.

YoungNastyMan has to trim his nose hairs up to three times a day, or else they start to hang past his lower lip.

Hey, there's a reason he's Young Nasty Man. ;)

CON CLAMO!!!!

wow... are you hanging around hoping i employ you in my siberian sleeper jammie store??


well, i'm afraid that job is going to Bill O'Rights.... although i'm quite concerned about his fetish for reindeer antlers...

bundy is a fetish waiting to happen.

(does a jig and doesn't know why)

Fly wants to cultivate a maggot fetish in bundy so that he can sell off his excess children.

Poor bundy's girlfriend only lets him use his male member on special occasions.

Photo ops aren't one of them.

paddyjoe wishes he didn't have a "stick" dink.

i mean.......i've seen bigger dinks on skwerlz.........eh

fly has a pair of binoculars specifically designed for spying on "skwerlz" dinks...

phil designs sleeper jammies for skwerlz.........

he pays me big bucks and a whack 'o wobbly pops to dial in the skwerl posse on film for him.

(he's talkin' about a flap in the back......?)

flyman just lost the Nonsense Oscar for Best Supporting Role in this Thread... PJ's performance won it for him this year.


(oh, and Phil won the Best Male Nonsense'r again)

bundy practices billy chrystal's opening monologue on the toilet...

(oh, and thanks, by the way...)

'ol uncle phil here likes to pick the toejam outta aunt phils toes(w/ his tongue i might add) before she puts her sleeper jammies on.


he's in love........

fly hits the nail right on the head...

Barnes & Barnes - Fish Heads

Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads eat them up yum


In the morning laughing happy fish heads
In the evening floating in the soup


Ask a fish head anything you want to
They won't answer they can't talk



I took a fish head out to see a movie
Didn't have to pay to get it in


They can't play baseball they don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers they don't play drums



Roly poly fish heads are never seen drinking cappuccino
In Italian restaurants with oriental women yeah


Yeah

Flyman doesn't know how to search for music

http://sunbird.eece.unm.edu/Sounds_o...sh%20Heads.mp3

Astroglid........oops.........Astrocloud knows how to search for music.

fly occasionally appreciates the finer points of hieroglyphics...

uncle phil frequently appreciates the finer points of hydroponics.

Conclamo not only wets his bed, but he walks around the house and wets everyone elses bed as well.

Don't let paddyjoe near you or he'll crap YOUR pants. I'm not sure how he does it but it is very unsettling.

C Ludas has the power to see the future... in your pants.

and THAT is very unsettling...

flyman has kneepads for every occasion. It all depends on which neighborhood he's visiting that night.

paddyjoe doesn't use kneepads. He likes the feeling of his raw knees on the cold cement.

head down.......ass up...........Bark like a dog..........


*words C Ludas lives by*

...and to this day flyman still obeys

Conclamo Ludus has suffered 3 tragic ball pit accidents

not being totally familiar with "ball pit" accidents, i do believe that opackfan hates cheese...

uncle phil is actually the ref for the ball-pit games that C Ludas plays in with opackfan.

they both dislike cheese and play for all the marbles.


*ching-ching-ching..........triple freakin' whammmy baby.....*

fly is my hero...and there's a bridge in arizona with his name on it...

uncle phil doesn't know how to capitalize proper nouns
or proper punctuation
or good speling & grammir
like i Do;

C Ludas ain't got no speech disorder.

fly do...

uncle phil aint no uncle!

mml is carrying the same condom around, in his wallet, that he took to his senior prom. As a momento of...what could've been. O' Sally Jo...

bill has the hots for alyson...............(red heads are sweet too i might add)

Flyman masturbates to the High Times centerfold.