Charlatan likes it when it snows. He digs snow tunnels all over the neighborhood and then pops up naked yelling 'Happy Groundhog's day!! See my little goundhog's shadow?"

Unfortunately for him, no one ever has.......

jonsgirl likes to make it snow at Narita airport so that people formerly of tropical countries moving to Japan get a nice taste of the freezing cold. thanks babe.

bundy forgot to pack his sleeper jammies...

Uncle Phil is wearing Bundy's sleeper jammies...

Charlatan paid uncle phil to send bundy a big box of sleeper jammies so bundy could distribute them to his new students.
What bundy doesn't know is that Charlatan put a picture of his "extra-large" Canadian phallus in each jammie package at phil's urging.

Fremen still hasn't read Dune...

(but has watched the movie... well actually only the parts of it with Sting in leather undies...)

Charlie here......loves to "prance" around,watching Sting in Dune,wearing only leather panties and a garter belt.

flyman lives out his secret life on TFP... in real life he is an accountant with a small real estate firm in downtown Chicago... He lives by himself in a small apartment with his cat, Winky and his collection of antique tie clips. He doesn't drink or do drugs because of his allergies...

damn, charlie...you hit the nail right on the "head" (get it...head?)

even if that is your dream occupation...

Due to his ambushing escapades, uncle p pissed off so many Girl Scouts on last year's cookie drive, they have sworn out a 'contract' on any balding, sleeper jammie-wearing, Corvette-driving, cookie-hoarding men in the North-Eastern U.S.
uncle phil is thinking about moving to Texas.



;)

Fremen, angry over the treatment received by a balding, sleeper jammie-wearing, corvette-driving, cookie-hoarding man in the northeastern U.S., has put out a contract on anyone fitting that description.

He's on the lookout for anyone fitting that description in Texas, and his medal-strewn sash has been replaced by an ammo belt.

JumpinJesus wants to keep Christmas from coming... but how?

Charlatan buys Pillsbury chocolate/chocolate chip Cookiedough, removes it from it's packaging, sticks it between his butcheeks and gets a rise out of going to a public place with it there. Once there you will see him dipping deep into his pants (as if scratching himself) pulling out a fingerful of the chunky brown stuff -and eating it.

Meanwhile japanese tourists snap photos and take videos of the incident.

Charlatan is really quite popular on Japanese "reality" television.

Astrocloud is Charlatan

mojodragon is still a rookie :(

mojodragon is not really a dragon. He is, instead, a small, timid lizard that can be found living off of discarded chocolate/ chocolate chip cookie dough at the the bottom of people's closets.

Jonsgirl isn't addicted to pot or cigarettes, as her avatar suggests. She's addicted to discarded chocolate/ chocolate chip cookie dough at the the bottom of people's closets

mojodragon is attracted to john edwards hair-do and he secretly has a little mermaid collection



and he's a rookie!

Aquafox has a John Edwards hair-do, and got me started on my little mermaid collection by giving me my very first Arial blow-up doll <blush>

Mojodragon's not a rookie anymore!

mojodragon pretends he doesn't know there is a edit button to add more comments in cause he's post-whoring, lol



lol, mojodragon likes hanging upside down while on the computer

Aquafox watches Walker, Texas Ranger, and likes it. :D

ICER has a big pickup just like Walker Texas Ranger, but he's too afraid to let it out of the driveway, in case a rock drops from the sky.

amonkie is afraid of things falling from the sky



she once witnessed a tricycle being hit by a falling mooose when she was little

she also thinks walker texas ranger is cute

AquaFox attends goes to clubs on the weekend where everyone dresses up like characters from Walker Texas Ranger... Sadly AquaFox doesn't even like Walker Texas Ranger he just needs friends.

Charlie needs friends............he's so lonely!

...now that's just being mean...


flyman actually *can* fly... but sadly he is afraid of heights so he chooses not to.

Charlatan is really a cartoon character in disguise. And lives in constant fear of the Dip.

ICER makes fun of other cartoon charaters cause they're all much cooler than he is.

jonsgirl only has 33 days to cure her addiction for Iraqi men!

Charlie digs "reach arounds"...............if you ask him nice....he just might oblidge.

flyman gives classes on the perfect "reach around" technique.
For only 39.99 you, too, can learn to love the lovebone!!

jonsgirl still eats her peas with a knife when she thinks noone is looking...

uncle phil still drinks pee when he thinks noone is looking...

Charlatan dances to Ricky Martin's "Livin' La Vida Loca" and when he is done he masturbates dreaming that Ricky will fuck him in the ass.

woah!!!!!..........drakers has an obsession with dudes getting it in the backside.

*turns,faces drakers....and slowly shuffles backwards*

Flyman had no idea Phil was right behind him as he shuffled................until it was too late

Which was too bad for tecoyah, because he wanted some of that sweet sweet fly ass, too. But not sloppy seconds.

when Fremen gets lonely on friday nights, he spends the entering random words into google with charlatan

AquaFox is denial of being a KODT fan.