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iamtheone 04-08-2004 03:08 AM

Fremen is exactly two days older than I.

Fremen 04-08-2004 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by iamtheone
Fremen is exactly two days older than I.
Ahhhh, a fellow Leo. And I'm 2 days older?

GET ME A SAMMICH, YOUNG'UN! :D


iam is tired of coming in second so he's stockpiling an arsenal.
Boomerangs, nunchukas made out of broomhandles, lariats, old cd's, illegal bottle rockets, silly string, and water pistols.

uncle phil 04-08-2004 12:05 PM

fre doesn't remember how to duck...

mml 04-08-2004 05:10 PM

uncle phil has an unusual attractions to ducks.

Fremen 04-08-2004 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mml
uncle phil has an unusual attractions to ducks.
Glad I don't remember how to er...um...ducks?


*clears throat*
mml strokes his goat when he gets excited.

paddyjoe 04-08-2004 05:51 PM

Fremen is George and Barbara Bushs' secret love child.

Fly 04-08-2004 09:25 PM

joe knows that cuz he was disguised as Tom the photographer.and he took all the pix of the.... "nasty happenings"

hangin' outside the windows late at night and all.........

SVT01Cobra 04-08-2004 09:27 PM

flyman knows this because he was disguised as a fly, flying around "Tom".

mml 04-09-2004 10:22 AM

Cobra desperately wishes he could be Barbara's love bunny.

Fremen 04-09-2004 11:53 AM

mml is just jealous 'cause Barbara(Mom) won't look his way.

bundy 04-09-2004 11:36 PM

When writing his great hit, Diamonds and Pearls, Prince kept two leather clad sex slaves as muses.

he named Fremen, 'Diamonds'...
Astro was 'Pearls'...

good memories Fremen?
i bet they were!

Fremen 04-10-2004 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bundy
When writing his great hit, Diamonds and Pearls, Prince kept two leather clad sex slaves as muses.

he named Fremen, 'Diamonds'...
Astro was 'Pearls'...

good memories Fremen?
i bet they were!

Sorry, bud.
Astro and I made a pact not to talk about those times in mixed company. ;)


bundy likes to shave himself all over and pour olive-oil on his linoleum floor and then squirm around on it like an electrified worm.

uncle phil 04-12-2004 12:09 PM

fre gives that oil the "juice..."

mml 04-12-2004 12:50 PM

...and uncle phil just watches and giggles.

Fly 04-12-2004 05:54 PM

said the guy who was stalking uncle mystro......to try in a vain attempt to,overtake phil's sleeper jammie conglomerate.

uncle phil 04-13-2004 12:41 PM

fly tried...and was outsourced...

mml 04-14-2004 01:52 PM

uncle phil spends a great deal of time in the bathroom "outsourcing".

bernadette 04-15-2004 09:00 AM

mml knows, because he's been approached a few times to do the "paperwork"...

ewwwwwww

bparker805 04-15-2004 09:11 AM

Bernadette has a crush on Howard the Duck.

tkkfan 04-15-2004 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mml
uncle phil spends a great deal of time in the bathroom "outsourcing".

hahahaha:lol:

iamtheone 04-15-2004 09:53 AM

tkkfan has an obession with field mice.

mml 04-15-2004 01:06 PM

iamtheone was originally born soyeluno and snuck across the U.S. border many years ago.

bparker805 04-15-2004 01:15 PM

The person above me knows that because he is a Cayote that helps people sneek across the border.

mml 04-15-2004 01:24 PM

BP has never owned a dictionary and is unfamiliar with the spelling of many words(Coyote and sneak in particular :D).

bparker805 04-15-2004 01:28 PM

mml is incorrect he actually snuck into my house when i was a child and stole my only dictionary ever. Thus leaving me with no way to correct my spelling errers. He also stole all of my dad's gay porn... Wait, did I just type that out loud?

Fly 04-15-2004 09:31 PM

Bparker is a pinhead........


(great movies in that hellraiser series)



*the box,you opened it,we came*..................love it



clive barker rules

tkkfan 04-15-2004 10:33 PM

flyman LOVES to do the cha-cha

Fremen 04-15-2004 11:46 PM

tkkfan enjoys playing with the guts of pumpkins.

sick, man, sick...

iamtheone 04-16-2004 03:22 AM

fremen enjoys older men in yellow suits

Fly 04-16-2004 03:52 AM

iamtheone doesn't actually question authority.........he bows down to the system but doesn't want anyone too know

iamtheone 04-16-2004 04:03 AM

flyman. oh flyman...... Seems to be have some mad gardening skillz

mml 04-16-2004 10:14 AM

iamtheone has a diet made up entirely of bananas and banana by-products. ( And therefore is uncomfortably attracted to Fremen's current avatar)

tkkfan 04-16-2004 10:21 AM

mml just had a colonoscopy at Disneyland

bparker805 04-16-2004 10:32 AM

tkkfan idolizes Andy Dick

tkkfan 04-16-2004 10:36 AM

andy dick's cornhole to be exact.

bparker805 helped give mml the colonoscopy...yuck

mml 04-16-2004 05:51 PM

tkkfan paid $100 buck to watch the colonsocopy.

Very disturbing.

bparker805 04-16-2004 08:15 PM

mml had a shit-eating grin the whole time during the procedure.

tkkfan 04-16-2004 09:53 PM

bparker was there too, how do you think he knows that

mml 04-18-2004 03:50 PM

tkkfan eats about 7 pounds of raw beef a day!(He should really think about getting his own colonoscopy instead of just watching others.)

Fly 04-18-2004 06:29 PM

mml......was one of the m&m's...........the mauve one.

shit wasn't goin' well and his colour didn't take,so.....he quit the union and added an "L" to the end of his name in spite.

i'll let him tell you what the L stands for


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