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Mr.Deflok 01-23-2004 03:07 AM

bundy is related to Steve Irwin.

water_boy1999 01-23-2004 08:26 AM

Mr. Deflok sacrifices chickens and wears a necklace made of gizzards.

uncle phil 01-23-2004 02:32 PM

water boy sucks his thumb when he's nervous...

Fly 01-23-2004 10:59 PM

uncle phil doesn't actually wear any of his own sleeper jammies.

they're polyester.......


and he's been peddling them to the "ones that aren't wary"

Scipio 01-24-2004 12:07 AM

flyman is the fifth horseman of the drunkapocalypse, but gets no recognition for it. it drove him to a life filled with donuts and fat chicks.

MangaMonkey 01-24-2004 01:58 AM

Hi
Stan the man was abducted by Iranian terrorists and brutally raped by a showtune-singing shemale donkey named Lola.
Thanks,
Manga

Mr.Deflok 01-24-2004 02:45 AM

MangaMonkey raped his vacuum cleaner.

Fly 01-24-2004 07:55 AM

while Def watched in awe...........and was rather pissed that he never had a go on the vac.

Mr.Deflok 01-24-2004 01:58 PM

flyman has trouble getting male pubes out his braces.

01-24-2004 08:50 PM

They're Mr. Deflock's pubes

(lol- u had that one comin!)

Mr.Deflok 01-25-2004 12:34 AM

:::OshnSoul::: collects male pubes

Scipio 01-25-2004 10:03 PM

Deflok has a three inch penis, but he bought a honda to compensate.

paddyjoe 01-26-2004 05:34 AM

Scipio likes those little guys. Nice snug fit.

Chingal0 01-26-2004 06:01 AM

paddyjoe watches informercials all day, and impulsively buys everything he sees.

Pheatius 01-26-2004 10:57 AM

Chingal0 gladly pays all of paddyjoe's high bills for 'services rendered'.

Scipio 01-26-2004 02:35 PM

Pheatius wrote a book about pedophillia. Pedophilia for Dummies

SpoilSport 01-26-2004 03:09 PM

Scipio becomes aroused when he dons previously worn support hose and corrective shoes.

paddyjoe 01-26-2004 03:31 PM

Yes, and it certainly was nice that SpoilSport gave Scipio such a good deal on his old hose and shoes.

Wonderful TFP community!

Mr.Deflok 01-26-2004 04:59 PM

paddyjoe likes to spank abducted schoolboys bottoms with a table-tennis bat.

Chingal0 01-27-2004 01:34 AM

Mr. Deflok lends paddyjoe his tabletennis bat when paddyjoe forgets to bring his over to Mr. Deflok's casa on schoolboy-spanking-tuesday.

paddyjoe 01-27-2004 04:39 AM

Now how did Chinga10 know Tuesdays was spanking days? Sorry man, can't keep your secret anymore.
His were the first set of little buttocks reddened. Believe me, he loved it!

Fly 01-27-2004 06:47 AM

not as much as joe here loved being the one to redden them little buttocks.

what did he use to preform such acts on young chingl0..........yup,you guessed it.......his tongue.

bundy 01-27-2004 04:43 PM

flyman tried desperately to sell his TV show idea to the Mounted Canadian Television Board...

but they just couldn't bring themselves to like Splcky-boy and the Fly...

maybe it had something to do with the paint-on superhero outfit Fly insisted on wearing to all of the meetings.

or maybe the problem with the pitch was that Splcky-boy thought it would be a good plan to pull his penis out and squeeze it with his left hand, while he shook peoples hands...

Scipio 01-27-2004 07:08 PM

bundy, otherwise known as Jimmy Bundy, demented brother of Ted Bundy (who is practically normal by comparison). The world doesn't know it yet, but soon the transgressions of Jimmy "bundy" Bundy will be national news. Jimmy loves to murder people. Only instead of murdering women like his brother did, Jimmy prefers to murder men and stage sadistic goatse reenactments. He has a wall in a shed out back covered in the pictures.

ariekitten 01-28-2004 12:32 AM

scipio is really an army ant come to find one lucky sap to take back to his colony for devouring.

Mr.Deflok 01-28-2004 01:20 AM

ariekitten still thinks Van Damme is an underated performance actor and cries everytime she watches KickBoxer.

Fly 01-28-2004 06:57 AM

Mr.D used to be Mr.B on that show family affair

Astrocloud 01-28-2004 11:26 AM

Flyman's pool table is covered in suede.

Fly 01-28-2004 11:53 AM

astroglid....oops.....i always seem to do that....

astroCLOUD likes to smear extra virgin olive oil on his naked body,and run through the streets of his neighbourhood yelling.....


"Look at meeeeee..............Look at meeeeeee.............."

Astrocloud 01-28-2004 12:11 PM

Hey at least it's VIRGIN olive oil unlike the old McDonalds grease that flyman likes to grease up with.

Fly 01-28-2004 12:21 PM

astroglide..........see ....again....

astroCloud takes pix of his empties when he's drunk.

he figures it's artwork.

astro vonwarstiener

Astrocloud 01-28-2004 12:27 PM

Flyman would take pictures of his empties except that pictures of his empty oregano pipe might be incriminating and embarrassing.

Mr.Deflok 01-28-2004 01:01 PM

Astrocloud once turned up to kindergarten naked, and this was when he was 22.

Scipio 01-28-2004 07:38 PM

Deflock invented the deflok bag, which causes its contents to rot with great speed.

bundy 02-19-2004 04:18 PM

Scipio isn't really Rick James, Bitch.

his real name is James Rich, and he used to be Con CLamo's best customer at the Ludu$ Day Disco.

uncle phil 02-19-2004 05:53 PM

oh, man, bundy really wants a pair of those sleeper jammies...that must be why he is reviving this thread...

Fly 02-19-2004 07:07 PM

uncle phil would love to see bundy model those sleeper jammies.

......and i'm sure bundy would oblige.

*cha-ching cha-ching...double whammy*

xim 02-19-2004 09:14 PM

flyman doesnt inhale!

bundy 02-20-2004 12:03 AM

xim didn't vote for Giant Hamburger in the recent One with the Universe elections.
he is now seen as an insurgent in several galaxies. he is to be devoured on sight.


and ASTRO - CLEAN OUT YOUR PM BOX!!!

Astrocloud 02-20-2004 12:04 AM

Bundy and I are lovers. No really.


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