uncle phil is really auntie phil.

bing bing refuses to believe in the existance of wood...

Meridae'n is a drunken,remote flicking pussy

flyman always refers to automatic teller machines as 'ATM machines'... fucken annoying

meridae'n couldn't find something to set her name apart, so she inserted an apostrophe :gasp:

rat's got the sleeper jammy franchise, guys...begins the stampede...

uncle phil is really your aunt frida

rat refers to blokes as 'her' and 'she', same as he refers to himself...

Sadly, the cat in Meridae'n's av is his only drinking buddy.

paddyjoe is upset cuz he doesn't have a drinking buddy.

*tips one back for paddyjoe*

flyman sigle-handedly caused the server problems...

mer is looking over his shoulder...because i'm right behind him today...

And that is uncle phil's true desire...to be behind young men. How sick dear uncle!!!!!

paddyjoe wishes uncle phil would be right behind him.

flyman wishes he had that on video.....along with a fresh tube of K-Y.

Paddyjoe, Paddyjoe
Why do you act so?
You were so funny, not long ago

Paddyjoe, Paddyjoe
your comments would only fit the bill
to those that understand Dr Phil

Paddyjoe, Paddyjoe
You are no stooge to us, you see,
for you love the soiled Uncle Phil Jammie

Paddyjoe, Paddyjoe
how much KY you've used, we'll never know
but it is you, not flyman, that wants that video

phaetius, you're nuts...

No more drugs for Pheatius...

Uncle phil uses the mouse with his left hand when on the titty boards...

*that was great Pheatius*

well Meridae'n doesn't use the mouse while on the titty board cuz he goes for the vids so two hands are free for pleasuring his member.

fly has wet dreams in swahili...

ahhhh phil.............

uncle phil has wet dreams as well.....but those sleeper jammies soak it all up so the missus doesn't know any better.

right phil.......

This is a picture of Flyman before the wing-removal surgery...

http://www.sculptorbrucegarner.com/flyman.jpg

(was much more appropriate when your old avatar was up...)

phaetius performed the surgery that turned my buddy fly into a mere mortal, with no superpowers...

phil dreams that one day, he´ll return to Kings Cross and relive that experience...but this time without the drag queens.

I am certain to be killed for telling you this.
It is told that in the immemorial years when the world was young, before ever the men of England came to the island of Norfolk, another city stood beside the sea; the gray stone city of Ib, which was old as the sea itself, and peopled with beings not pleasing to behold. Very odd and ugly were these beings, as indeed are most beings of a world yet inchoate and rudely fashioned. It is written on the brick cylinders of Kadatheron that the beings of lb were in hue as green as the sea and the mists that rise above it; that they had bulging eyes, pouting, flabby lips, and curious ears, and were without voice. It is also written that they descended one night from the moon in a mist; they and the gray stone city lb. However this may be, it is certain that they worshipped a sea-green stone idol chiseled in the likeness of Bundy, their great sea-god; before which they danced horribly when the moon was gibbous. And it is written in the papyrus of Ilarnek, that they one day discovered fire, and thereafter kindled flames on many ceremonial occasions. But not much is written of these beings, because they lived in very ancient times, and man is young, and knows but little of the very ancient living things. Ask Bundy, he knows, he’ll tell you.

Giant hamburger Copy pastes insults! also he is Cooked WAY passed well you might even say he is burnt either way he is very dry and of not good quilty meat

cheese wishes he could join the bacon on one of GHs creations...

uncle phil informed me that he wanted to be a girls bicycle seat in his next life.

flyman wants people to look at his drilling attachment.

splck would need a magnifying glass to find it...

phil knows this cuz he's seen it.

flyman has an unhealthy attraction to camouflaged duct tape.

So I went over to Fremen's house to return some books.
All was too quiet and the door was wide open. I walked in calling his name. No answer. I got a drink out of the 'fridge. It wasn't very cold. I went into the den and found this:
http://www.virginia.edu/insideuva/20...BodySnatch.jpg
I drug it outside to get the picture.
I'm not stupid, that is a pod and he's been bodysnatched!
It has begun. Trust no one. Go to the scheduled meeting place.
GH over and out

GH is actually an alien trying to take over the world as a giant hamburger.he is trying to trick us into believing his sly story.

flyman actually believes GH's story about me, but is ashamed to admit it was his sister GH found at my house, instead of me.

once again the pack of hungry fremen follow the lone flyman around until it submits and joins the herd.

bundy has become an acolyte in king phil's court of banana peels...

uncle phil can't spell stalegtite

Meridae'n started the Great Chicago Fire

Conclamo Ludus still has two Cabbage Patch kids...