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paddyjoe 07-05-2003 04:20 AM

Bundy was the producer of Camilla's only porn flick, `the Queen's and I.'

bundy 07-05-2003 05:08 AM

lol
thats a good one mate.

meanwhile, paddyjoe knows this since he was the only person in the WHOLE WORLD who bought it.

Fly 07-05-2003 05:13 AM

ahhhh bundy don't be upset....we all know you were in that film.

*bundy screwed the queen,bundy screwed the queen.*

paddyjoe 07-05-2003 05:37 AM

We all know flyman was the only one who jerked it while he watched.

(God fly, bundy is your friend!)

splck 07-05-2003 06:27 AM

paddyjoe was the only one that jerked just thinking about the show.

Fly 07-05-2003 06:48 AM

see how well splck's wrist action is with that flyrod.

well he doesn't just use that wrist for fishin' with.

fwap,fwap,fwap,fwap,fwap,fwap

Pyrate 07-05-2003 06:56 AM

flyman has 'done it' enough to actually be able to spell the sound it makes!!!

splck 07-05-2003 06:56 AM

pyrate only needs one fwap to get off.

paddyjoe 07-05-2003 11:07 AM

splck sure is hoping to catch a large-mouthed bass....(yeah, you know what for)

uncle phil 07-05-2003 12:21 PM

pj's eagle appears to be looking for a worm...look over in pj's direction, feathered friend...

Munku 07-05-2003 02:28 PM

And uncle phil's hottie seems to have just gotten done with me. :)

cliche 07-05-2003 03:24 PM

but didn't know it, Munku's is invisible...

bundy 07-05-2003 05:48 PM

cliche thinks that munku is his invisible friend.
he´s not, but lets just let him think that.

Munku 07-05-2003 05:55 PM

Bundy is jealous I am Cliche's friend and not his.

bundy 07-05-2003 06:16 PM

Munku greatest moment was when he managed to get so violently drunk that he spewed up in the jacuzzi, on all of his mates.

Fly 07-05-2003 07:03 PM

and after he seen that.....bundy puked in the roilet

splck 07-05-2003 07:13 PM

flyman buzzes around trying to eat the puke.

Fly 07-05-2003 07:16 PM

that splck has jars full of.

splck 07-05-2003 07:24 PM

I've been saving it for flyman, he like to collect samples from different people.

Fly 07-05-2003 07:30 PM

said the GUYnecologist

Stiltzkin 07-06-2003 12:03 AM

flyman choked on a penis last Tuesday. He was eating salami! What the hell were you thinking, huh? It was a small piece of uhh... oh wait, cows don't have penises, because cows are female. Go fig :crazy:

Man, haven't posted in this thread in a long time. Used to be my most-frequented thread ;)

Fremen 07-06-2003 03:10 AM

Stiltzkin shows up less frequently because he's having a torrid affair with his professors' lawn jockey.

Fremen 07-06-2003 03:10 AM

Stiltzkin shows up less frequently because he's having a torrid affair with his professors' lawn jockey.

Fremen 07-06-2003 03:10 AM

Stiltzkin shows up less frequently because he's having a torrid affair with his professors' lawn jockey.

uncle phil 07-06-2003 04:00 AM

fremen has a bad case of the "threes..."

paddyjoe 07-06-2003 05:21 AM

If anyone would know about having `three' it would be uncle phil.

Fly 07-06-2003 05:25 AM

paddyjoe...for some strange reason...wants to sleep on my couch.

wtf is that all about? j/k

splck 07-06-2003 05:47 AM

flyman is gonna sing to paddyjoe when he is sleeping on his couch.
http://www3.telus.net/kenman_pics/stuff/ukelele.gif

richeee 07-06-2003 10:09 AM

splck is anxiously awaiting the Vancouver Olympics (2010), so he can show the world his new crotchless Luge outfit!

uncle phil 07-06-2003 12:21 PM

hey richee, the money you're counting is counterfeit...

Fremen 07-06-2003 03:34 PM

uncle phil is still recovering from his roman candle/sphincter mishap on the 4th.

Meridae'n 07-06-2003 04:32 PM

Fremen's scared of moths...

Conclamo Ludus 07-06-2003 04:41 PM

Meridae'n was last seen wearing Fremen's panties on his head while singing "Sex Bomb" by Tom Jones to him.

Fremen 07-06-2003 05:13 PM

Conclamo Ludus enters his car through the window every morning a`la the Duke boys.

richeee 07-06-2003 05:16 PM

Fremen is afraid of moths...


...eating the crotch out of his collection of crotchless lingerie

and Uncle Phil- of course the money's fake- I bought it from you!

bundy 07-06-2003 05:35 PM

the rich man finds sexual arousement in dollar bills.
he rubs them all over his body, especially his dirty bits, and finds more pleasure than if it were another person.


oh, and Fremen is afraid of moths.

Conclamo Ludus 07-06-2003 05:52 PM

bundy works as a beggar at Redfern Station by day, and as a bouncer outside 'Mansions' nightclub by night

Fremen 07-06-2003 06:01 PM

Conclamo Ludus smokes his neighbors' yard clippings.

(you can't touch my panties)

bundy 07-06-2003 06:10 PM

Fremen is afraid of moths, and butterflies, and especially dragonflies.


Conclamo - nice one...sounds liike you know heaps about Sydney´s dirty underbelly.

Fremen 07-06-2003 06:47 PM

bundy made a killing overcharging Olympic boarders during the games, then he had the temerity to make advances to the husbands. :)


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