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Fremen 06-20-2003 12:56 AM

Meri is gonna play the next Harry Potter.

Mr.Deflok 06-20-2003 02:26 AM

Fremen thinks you can play novels

Fly 06-20-2003 03:28 AM

Mr.D likes to masterbate with sandpaper and a good 'ol copy porches,patios and dicks....eeerr i mean.....decks

uncle phil 06-20-2003 03:31 AM

fly still can't tie his shoes...

Pyrate 06-20-2003 04:37 AM

Fremen is a registered hamburger rapist!

:p

bundy 06-20-2003 04:46 AM

pyrate owns all of the Spice Girl albums, and is in search of all the lost nude photos of that gay guy from Steps.

eyeseepeedude 06-20-2003 06:04 AM

Bundy still owns a baby blue 77 Chevy Luv.

Pheatius 06-20-2003 10:24 AM

Eyeseepeedude is a Chinese Zodiac Monkey. He has a very intelligent and a very clever wit. Because of his extraordinary nature and magnetic personality, he is always well-liked. However, he must guard against being an opportunist and distrustful of other people.

Other Monkeys: Julius Caesar, Bette Davis, Annie Oakley, Eleanor Roosevelt, Betsy Ross, Diana Ross (No relation), Elizabeth Taylor, Harry S. Truman, Leonardo da Vinci, Alice Walker, Pheatius

eyeseepeedude 06-20-2003 10:31 AM

Pheatius has no life, and is quickly entertained by Chinese Monkeys.

Giant Hamburger 06-20-2003 11:12 AM

The weather conditions at Jun 20, 2003 - 01:55 PM at eyeseepeedude's location:
Wind from the WSW (250 degrees) at 13 MPH (11 KT) gusting to 21 MPH (18 KT)
Visibility 3 mile(s)
Sky conditions overcast
Weather Mist
Temperature 77 F (25 C)
Dew Point 69 F (21 C)
Relative Humidity 78%
Pressure (altimeter) 29.82 in. Hg (1009 hPa)
Pressure tendency 0.02 inches (0.7 hPa) lower than three hours ago

and he forgot his umbrella.
-GH

Midlandmadman 06-20-2003 11:58 AM

Giant Hamburger only eats hotdogs at cookouts!!!

uncle phil 06-20-2003 11:58 AM

gh copied verbatim the entire text above from the "lost" fremen post that originally resided between my last post and pyrate's last post and inserted icp's name...

(oops...mid, you're too quick)...

midlandman did it...

Mr.Deflok 06-20-2003 12:43 PM

uncle phil thinks he's intelligent

Sun Tzu 06-20-2003 01:02 PM

Born in 1612 Mr. Deflok originated in Crovia, Romania. He was the third son of Count Vladimer Kolfed. In 1632 he vanished and was never found. Rumors that he was taken by a ruthless vampire and his succubus servant frequented the lands for hundreds of years until finally dying out. He though he could somehow surface again by posing as a mortal in a forum. He was wrong.

Fly 06-20-2003 02:58 PM

Sun Tzu has a very vivid avatar fetish.......and many,many moods to go with them.

Fremen 06-20-2003 07:13 PM

flyman shreiks like a girly-girl every time he sees vermin online. :D

bundy 06-20-2003 08:17 PM

Fremen is the plural of Flyman.
you have a flyman, but many fremen.

queedo 06-20-2003 09:02 PM

bundy smells like old peoples shoes

cheese 06-20-2003 09:22 PM

Queedo's Mother was a hampster

Giant Hamburger 06-20-2003 09:40 PM

Ahoy Cheese!

You are the sweetest of my slaves.
I can even charge extra for you.
-GH

cheese 06-21-2003 12:45 AM

queedo's mother was a hampster and his father smelled of elder berrys

bundy 06-21-2003 01:42 AM

cheese is the kind of guy who feels that one attack is never enough.
heĺl knock down queedo in the street, then drive around the block, and do it again.

uncle phil 06-21-2003 03:46 AM

bundy wants to change his name to "bondi..."

manalone 06-21-2003 05:20 AM

uncle phil is the only man to have ever successfully won a miss vaginal discharges competition

Fly 06-21-2003 05:30 AM

manalone knows this cuz he was head judge at that very competition

manalone 06-21-2003 05:59 AM

flyman was the winning discharge.

Midlandmadman 06-21-2003 09:11 AM

manalone ate the discharge

uncle phil 06-21-2003 12:04 PM

mid wears a black hawks shirt to bed at night...even in the summer...

Mad_Gecko 06-21-2003 02:10 PM

uncle phil fucks a Dead Woman, according to the avatar.

bundy 06-21-2003 06:13 PM

Mad Gecko is jealous of Phils necrophilic achievements.

Mr.Deflok 06-21-2003 07:25 PM

bundy is on the chessclub at Harvard

Midlandmadman 06-22-2003 04:19 AM

Mr.Deflok .................so many deep dark secrets so little time.......... How about the fact that he can't orgasm unless he can see a bottle of Mrs. Butterworths syurp.

uncle phil 06-22-2003 04:55 AM

mid hasn't taken off his black hawks shirt yet, and the playoffs have been over for a while...

Mr.Deflok 06-22-2003 07:21 PM

uncle phil just realised that his comments are no longer funny

TigOlBittys 06-22-2003 07:43 PM

2 words








catholic priest

Fly 06-22-2003 07:55 PM

2 words















virgin rookie











*welcome eh*

richeee 06-22-2003 08:07 PM

flyman was in the confessional, praying that richeee would not be the next poster.
He was hoping that the next poster would be the one advertising the next Siegfried and Roy show...
http://www.beatboxbetty.com/celebett...s/sigroyir.jpg

Fly 06-22-2003 08:29 PM

richeee is the poster who is advertising the Siegfried and roy and richeee show.

he's the one in the back.nice hair dude.

queedo 06-22-2003 08:35 PM

flyman is the long lost son of Abe Vigoda

bundy 06-22-2003 09:30 PM

queedo is Abe Vigoda


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