Fremen was one of my customers.
but he didn´t have the cash, so i turned him away.
but he wouldn´t quit, so i had to go into hiding.
i believe he has numerous people hiding from him.
he is a professional stalker. and he is dangerous.

bundy just doesn't realise it's not him I'm stalking it's his garden hose...it's EVIL! I must make it stop the killing!

Fremen can´t afford a nice, porcelain bong, so he keeps chopping up his neighbours garden hoses.
so thats why it keeps getting shorter.

bundy eats fairy floss just so he can wonder upon his technicolour turds...

Meridae'n loves his kaopectate.

bj feeds mer his kaopectate...

(and fremen is still afraid of moths...)

King Phil II enjoys regular bukkake sessions at the local bingo hall.

(and Fremen...Moths - nuff said)

bundy supplies cafeteria workers with the necessary lovin' to get them through another day. (he loves them lunch ladies.) ;)


(the moths......they're e-ev-everywhere!)

Fremen supplies me with my cafeteria ladies.
hes a lunch lady pimp.


Fremen, don´t worry, just use your pimpastic lunch lady bebop gun on the moths. that´ll make the suckas dance.

bundy uses up the lunch ladies faster than I can supply them. (gonna start charging more)

(my pimptastic lunch lady bebop gun is out of batteries. Dammit Bones!)

Fremen needs the lunch lady money to buy more Mariah Carey collector's items. He's trying to get the official "Glitter" lunch pal right now.

conclamo ludus would look good in a pair of sleeper jammies...

Uncle Phil would like to be in those jammies at the same time...to quicken the soiling process.

Pheatius has the highest bid on ebay right now for the spot inbetween me and Uncle Phil in my jammies. Uncle Phil & I are still holding out for the Olsen twins but Pheatius keeps outbidding them. Damnit!

Conclamo Ludus collects Garbage Pail Kids collector cards, then sells them to diseased French whores.

Fremen has webbed feet


Edit: And is still scared of moths...

Meri stole Conclamo Ludus's list of diseased French whores.

And I'm not afraid of all moths, just the scary ones. *ducks* What was that!?!

Fremen only choose his name because he likes to use it to make naughty limericks involving semen

Spinach is afraid of Fremen...

Bones has girls germs...

Meridae'n poop's his pants.

Bones has a thing for dwarfs.

splck is secretly in love with me because my name is rad

Pedialyte still uses words like rad, spiffy, neato, and keen.

Conclamo Ludus is totally not rad, spiddy, neato, or keen. Touche' :)

Pedialyte got his name from literally scaring the shit out of children :D

Conclamo is the poor depressed cop who´s been sent on the trail of Pedialyte.
he´s found him online, but will he ever find in real life???

bundy likes to conjugate verbs instead of gettin' wit his woman.

Fremen can lick his elbow...

Meridae'n lives in "Wagga Wagga Wagga"... the home of the world's best bat soup and dog jerky. ::cringes::

Stiltzkin calls Wagga Wagga, Wagga Wagga Wagga... bad move stiltz, bad move.

bundy just can't stop himself from posting right in front of me.
Are you reverse-stalking me?

Fremen can tie a knot in his own penis (and does so often to impress the small woodland furries running around his white house office).

guypunkr wants in the jammies, too...

Uncle Phil was the one trying to kill John, just to get the Beatles to stop making THE WORLD'S BEST MUSIC!!

guypunkr accidently dropped his keyboard when registering, resulting in all the keys scattering after many hours of frustration, he put them all back in 'correctly'.

That explains his jumbled nickname!!!

:p

pyrate is looking for his sleeper jammies...

Uncle Phil wrestles with pigs,
but he gets dirty;
and he likes it too.

guypunkr supplies uncle phil with said pigs. He breeds them in his apartment.

Splck steals said pigs in the middle of the night for ritual animal slaughters (including a few of my socks, for purposes unknown...)