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Fremen was one of my customers.
but he didnīt have the cash, so i turned him away. but he wouldnīt quit, so i had to go into hiding. i believe he has numerous people hiding from him. he is a professional stalker. and he is dangerous. |
bundy just doesn't realise it's not him I'm stalking it's his garden hose...it's EVIL! I must make it stop the killing!
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Fremen canīt afford a nice, porcelain bong, so he keeps chopping up his neighbours garden hoses.
so thats why it keeps getting shorter. |
bundy eats fairy floss just so he can wonder upon his technicolour turds...
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Meridae'n loves his kaopectate.
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bj feeds mer his kaopectate...
(and fremen is still afraid of moths...) |
King Phil II enjoys regular bukkake sessions at the local bingo hall.
(and Fremen...Moths - nuff said) |
bundy supplies cafeteria workers with the necessary lovin' to get them through another day. (he loves them lunch ladies.) ;)
(the moths......they're e-ev-everywhere!) |
Fremen supplies me with my cafeteria ladies.
hes a lunch lady pimp. Fremen, donīt worry, just use your pimpastic lunch lady bebop gun on the moths. thatīll make the suckas dance. |
bundy uses up the lunch ladies faster than I can supply them. (gonna start charging more)
(my pimptastic lunch lady bebop gun is out of batteries. Dammit Bones!) |
Fremen needs the lunch lady money to buy more Mariah Carey collector's items. He's trying to get the official "Glitter" lunch pal right now.
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conclamo ludus would look good in a pair of sleeper jammies...
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Uncle Phil would like to be in those jammies at the same time...to quicken the soiling process.
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Pheatius has the highest bid on ebay right now for the spot inbetween me and Uncle Phil in my jammies. Uncle Phil & I are still holding out for the Olsen twins but Pheatius keeps outbidding them. Damnit!
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Conclamo Ludus collects Garbage Pail Kids collector cards, then sells them to diseased French whores.
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Fremen has webbed feet
Edit: And is still scared of moths... |
Meri stole Conclamo Ludus's list of diseased French whores.
And I'm not afraid of all moths, just the scary ones. *ducks* What was that!?! |
Fremen only choose his name because he likes to use it to make naughty limericks involving semen
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Spinach is afraid of Fremen...
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Bones has girls germs...
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Meridae'n poop's his pants.
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Bones has a thing for dwarfs.
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splck is secretly in love with me because my name is rad
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Pedialyte still uses words like rad, spiffy, neato, and keen.
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Conclamo Ludus is totally not rad, spiddy, neato, or keen. Touche' :)
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Pedialyte got his name from literally scaring the shit out of children :D
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Conclamo is the poor depressed cop whoīs been sent on the trail of Pedialyte.
heīs found him online, but will he ever find in real life??? |
bundy likes to conjugate verbs instead of gettin' wit his woman.
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Fremen can lick his elbow...
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Meridae'n lives in "Wagga Wagga Wagga"... the home of the world's best bat soup and dog jerky. ::cringes::
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Stiltzkin calls Wagga Wagga, Wagga Wagga Wagga... bad move stiltz, bad move.
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bundy just can't stop himself from posting right in front of me.
Are you reverse-stalking me? |
Fremen can tie a knot in his own penis (and does so often to impress the small woodland furries running around his white house office).
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guypunkr wants in the jammies, too...
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Uncle Phil was the one trying to kill John, just to get the Beatles to stop making THE WORLD'S BEST MUSIC!!
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guypunkr accidently dropped his keyboard when registering, resulting in all the keys scattering after many hours of frustration, he put them all back in 'correctly'.
That explains his jumbled nickname!!! :p |
pyrate is looking for his sleeper jammies...
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Uncle Phil wrestles with pigs,
but he gets dirty; and he likes it too. |
guypunkr supplies uncle phil with said pigs. He breeds them in his apartment.
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Splck steals said pigs in the middle of the night for ritual animal slaughters (including a few of my socks, for purposes unknown...)
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