mer can't spell stalagmite/stalactite...pick one...

ha ha, i knew i got that wrong!


uncle phil grew up in The Shire...

Meridae'n once ate popcorn off of the movie theater floor. Then claimed it was delicious.

Conclamo Ludus laces old popcorn with LSD and leaves it around the floor of cinemas.
he does this so he can take advantage of little guys like Meri who, having taken his bait, are convinced that they are little bunny rabbits.

oh, and Meri, that Shire call on King Phil was way harsh... i mean, the Shire is Gods country, but it really sucks!!

bundy once at an entire fancy meal with the salad fork. Even desert.

Conclamo can't pronounce 'regularily'

Meridae'n can't spell 'regularly'.

Fremen drinks his own urine

rockzilla eats his own shit.

boredjerk eats my shit and drinks your urine...and he likes it.

ruprex lives in my ass

how can i say anything about bundy after he stuck up for me on the "shires" thing...easily...bundy wants to open the first oceania franchise of "uncle phil's sleeper jammies..."

I can't spell, period!


When bundy dances, the band skips...

since both of you guys launched attacks upon the fair isle of bundy, i´ll have to double my efforts to counter this attrocity.

meri thinks he can´t spell the word period, but he can... duh!

king phil secretly wants to abdicate from his reign over the poor sickly people of the Nonsense forum.

uncle phil was the first ever Guy Fawkes doll to be burned in a bonfire on November 5.

Damn! Why am I so slow!

Ok, ok, I got it.

bundy was the stuffing of this doll, and Meridae'n was the hair.

pyrate has secretly joined the fair isle of bundy in an alliance against the rogue states of meri and uncle (king) phil.

*edit, and heś already broken that alliance...yet another rogue state.

...but what many don't know is that bundy tried to bribe me into it. He offered me his prize collection of odd socks. He refused to tell me where he got them from.

pyrate doesn´t realise the value of my precious odd socks collection.

he is a poor leader.

if he had accepted the little offering, the people of his miniscule land could have doubled their sock crop production.
for, when planted in the ground, or under the bed, these socks are magic, and reproduce magnificently.

from your odd feet, pyrate...

another poorly timed attack king phil...
you play too easily into my hands.

king phil, or as he prefers to be called, uncle phil, has a deep dark secret.
once, in the first years of his reign, in an attempt to silence his opposition, phil kidnapped a whole family of pigs.
they still live in his basement, although they are horribly scarred now from all the torture.

for the love of god phil, release them. or at least let them see the sun one more time.

bundy collects used silicon breasts...

Meridae'n sodomises different goats each week.

flyman gives Mer directions on how to sodomise goats... each week visually

..and 3 leggedfrog dresses up as the goat!

while Pyrate prances around in his birthday suit yelling at the top of his lungs......


"HARDER,
HARDER,HARDER"

Flyman kicked a puppy for a Klondike Bar.

Conclamo Ludus was once a cheerleader for Western Michigan (Broncos)...

http://www.marshall.edu/msc/Photos/0...WM2/012581.jpg

but was ask to leave the squad after it was realized she was only faking school spirit...

pheatius sniffed that armpit and found it to be wanting...

unkie phil installed a bird feeder just inside his livingroom window...

come on goat man, lets get the old king phil...

of course, phils bird feeder is also layered with super glue, so that he can trap and abuse the poor unsuspecting birds.

I have heard that uncle phil loves stuffing live woodpeckers down his partially soiled jammies..........Oh, what a feeling!

paddyjoe pees on his hands and then touches everything he sees in public bathrooms.

conclamo hangs out in public toilets and when no ones looking, he licks the amenities in the hope of tasting paddys pee.

The only problem is in every public bathroom I go into bundy is looking!

thats right conclamo.

someone needs to keep a careful eye on your filthy habits.

and since i do a lot of watching of the conclamo disease, i must also report to all, that he has developed a new habit... he likes to video tape old men do poo.

he sets up an array of cameras inside the toilet. one inside the bowl, one above the bowl and others surrounding the stall.

bundy is the only one I can sell the videos to. Nobody judge him, he keeps me in business!

conclamo sneaks in too fast to register whether it's a good thing or not. Thanks, Martha. :mad:

fremen want us to think he looks like that scary looking Jedi (or is it Sith or whatever) - but his deep dark secret is that in real life, heś that new GAP model.

oh, and conclamo has a nasty case of syphilis.

bundy can't wait til sundown on Fridays so he can finally let his girlfriend out of the basement for the weekend.