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KWSN 06-17-2003 05:09 AM

flyman's not really Canadian. As a matter of fact, he's George W. Bush.

Explains the pot thing...

eyeseepeedude 06-17-2003 06:30 AM

Bones is actually a white guy who listens to Barry Manilow. :)

Pyrate 06-17-2003 06:48 AM

icpdude forgot that he's supposed to be giving a sermon at the United Church of Arabian Worm Eaters today.

Best get going, before you miss the fun!!!

richeee 06-17-2003 07:06 AM

Pyrate is waiting for eyeseepeedude's sermon in Trafalger Square, and he's wearing his Mum's Sunday best!
Nice stockings, Py! ;)

eyeseepeedude 06-17-2003 08:09 AM

richeee doesn't know where Trafalger Square is. :)

Pyrate 06-17-2003 08:43 AM

And Bones recorded the whole thing...

Just make sure to put the vid up for us to see!!!

:p

eyeseepeedude 06-17-2003 09:19 AM

Pyrate just wants to see because he's jealous of the pigeon

(*and never call my wife a pigeon again or she'll have to come peck your eyes out... :)*)

uncle phil 06-17-2003 12:39 PM

icpd is curious about the now almost famous "sleeper jammies..."

Mr.Deflok 06-17-2003 01:18 PM

uncle phil keeps pigeon poop in his hip-flask and drinks it before having sex with himself.

Fly 06-17-2003 01:27 PM

and deflok watches the whole shebang from the side window of uncle phil's jammie factory.

*cha-ching.....double whammy*

THE MAC GOD 06-17-2003 01:51 PM

Flyman secretly bases his observations of others on past and present experiences...

HiThereDear 06-17-2003 01:52 PM

flyman is Jeff Goldblum's son

Meridae'n 06-17-2003 03:01 PM

HiThereDear is Woopi Goldberg's back-waxer

Stiltzkin 06-17-2003 03:08 PM

Meridae'n has Whoopie Goldberg's entire DVD collection.

Fly 06-17-2003 05:06 PM

bones likes to masterbate with skeletons in the room

queedo 06-17-2003 05:27 PM

flyman is the love child of Mr T and Sally Struthers!

Meridae'n 06-17-2003 06:21 PM

queedo wears his underwear 4 times before washing: frontwards, backwards, inside-out frontwards, inside-out backwards

bundy 06-17-2003 06:35 PM

Meri runs around the Sydney Opera House forecourt with a samurai sword yelling, "I HATE MY PENIS!"

queedo 06-17-2003 07:40 PM

bundy eats italian sausages in the garage while listening to boxcar whillie

richeee 06-17-2003 08:56 PM

queedo masquerades as an Italian Sausage in the garage, whistling Boxcar Willie songs, hopin' and a wishin' for Bundy to stop by!! :D

Fly 06-17-2003 09:27 PM

richee joins them and they all go to a sausage party.

Meridae'n 06-17-2003 10:15 PM

flyman runs with scissors

Fremen 06-17-2003 11:14 PM

Meridae'n likes to sniff hot rubber erasers on pencils. :p

Pyrate 06-18-2003 01:51 AM

Fremen collects cockroaches, in the faint hope that they will eventually become all the rage so he can sell them and get rich!!!

Midlandmadman 06-18-2003 02:12 AM

Pyrate masturbates..........to cookbooks!

Meridae'n 06-18-2003 02:52 AM

Midlandmadman has a doorknob phobia

HiThereDear 06-18-2003 02:59 AM

Meridae'n is actually from Maroubra Junction Hotel

uncle phil 06-18-2003 03:28 AM

htd lives in a tree...no, a shrub...no, a plant...no, a flower...

Meridae'n 06-18-2003 03:47 AM

uncle phil pisses on his feet in the shower for good luck...

Fremen 06-18-2003 03:52 AM

Meridae'n uses tampons for decoration purposes.

paddyjoe 06-18-2003 04:06 AM

Freman copies the three word story and reads it to his kids at bedtime every night.

Fly 06-18-2003 04:18 AM

paddyjoe got his name from the numerous trips around town in the paddy wagon

naughty boy............

eyeseepeedude 06-18-2003 04:23 AM

flyman actually had his wings cut off several years ago by paddyjoe while in prison so that he would have a 'buddy'.

Meridae'n 06-18-2003 04:31 AM

eyeseepeedude has never grown pubic hair... quite aerodynamic

Fremen 06-18-2003 05:10 AM

Meridae'n tries on kids clothes after everybody goes to bed.

Fly 06-18-2003 05:12 AM

fremen used to get nailed by the cops with paddyjoe until he escaped...

now he's a fremen

Fremen 06-18-2003 05:17 AM

flyman once had a date with a woman named Dave.

eyeseepeedude 06-18-2003 06:27 AM

Fremen is 'Dave'

Pheatius 06-18-2003 12:26 PM

eyeseepeedude walks through the valley of death, but he fears no evil for 'Dave' art with him; thy rod and thy staff they comfort him...

uncle phil 06-18-2003 12:33 PM

pheatius pulls his covers over his head when he farts...


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