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Mr. Deflok is lucky enough to have a penis that vibrates. With a built in French Tickler. (do they call those 'freedom ticklers' nowadays?)
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mac prays to be allowed to stand in GH's shadow...
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uncle phil wears a cloak on the weekends and runs around yelling "Frodo lives!, Frodo li-i-i-ves!!"
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Fremen takes immense pride in the fact he can touchtype on a scientific calculator...
...and is planning to start tutoring people on how to do it. |
Pyrate's favorite word is "blimey", which is why he lives in CorBlimeyLand. Hmm... yeah.
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stiltz likes to rub his genitalia against the bark of trees
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flyman thanks his dad for giving him wee little legs.
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splck is always tryin to catch fish but,his rod is WAY too small.
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two years ago, in a vain attempt to swim the atlantic, Flyman had to be rescued a quarter of the way by some pirates who hadnt seen a female in 10 years....
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opiate is on drugs.poor guy is hallucinating about 10 year old pirates.
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flyman is actually mothman, just that he doesn't want you to know that he chews on your undies at night when you're not watching.:hmm:
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Bones' ass isn't really all that bad.
No, wait... actually, it is. |
KWSN gets happy reading the Arbitron Radio results for Sioux Falls.
He's #1 with boys ages 9 through 16! |
richee plays with tonka trucks...and they play back...
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Splick like to pick his toe cheese and saves it in a jar that he keeps on his nitestand.
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Krycheck needs to check his browser refresh/reload.
The next post better pick on Uncle Phil or I will send Spectre, Rogue, SixAte and a few others after you!!! It's Uncle Phil! |
Deep down, Uncle Phil knows that the pig was just being polite.
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HamiC, richeee, Krycheck AND uncle phil are all part of a secret society that enjoys burning hamsters and installing toilet seats where none are necessary, such as right smack dab in the middle of a parking lot or inbetween two isles in a supermarket.
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i am Stiltzkin's biological father.
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I am obelix's biological twin cousin :crazy:
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flyman like to lick the tree barks after stiltz is done rubbing!
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queedo is a frito. Ok, that was cheesey (ohh yeah! :cool: )
But on a serious note, queedo is a human being. Can't beat that, really can't. ;) |
Stiltzkin needs a 2cm splint to hold his penis upright for sex.
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Das right, damn it.
Mr.Deflok is actually Ms.Soundopen (def = deaf, lok = lock, get it? get? :D) |
Stiltzkin won the lottery but kept his job at the diaper factory. :)
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Fremen wastes water.
Also, he made love to a guild member once... |
that was a good one, manalone. :thumbsup:
manalone wears cologne so he can stand to sit on the throne, that's why, alas, he's a man alone. :( ;) |
Don't encourage him!
Fremen can't make jelly |
Meridae'n actually has a thing for jam,not jelly........he's just tooooo embarrased to let anyone know that splck is on his mind right now.
*cha-ching.....double whammy* |
flyman apparently likes/ want's to shove dildos up people’s asses.
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splck has a massive collection of fly fishing paraphernalia, but will never use it coz he hates all things fishy.
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bundy has sex with life-sized female dolls. Very odd.
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Stiltz is a midget.......that's the reason for the stiltz
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Flyman knows where the weapons of mass destruction are, and refuses to tell!
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richee is a cheap s.o.b. and that's why i won't tell him.
*buck up and the hidding place will be revealed* |
Flyman failed to notice richeee has a donor tag. Who's the cheap s.o.b.?
Now where are those WMD's?? |
richee has a strange obsession with fish sticks and cream cheese, oh yea, and his parents left him when he was 3
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gallopingwanker likes to eat pizza with yogurt and wasabi on it while he masterbates with a cheese grater
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queedo can't doggy-paddle
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Meridae'n uses a flutter-board when walking.
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