BBtB secretly has a crush on Martha Stewart

mystmarimatt plays all four of the Tellytubbies...!

pyrate sleeps with a yellow rubber ducky...

uncle phil is actually his own cousin.

Mr.D isn't chicken about sticking feathers up his butt.

he likes it....

flyman secretly plucks the wings from live flies to brew them in his tea.

paddyjoe likes the riding-crop a little bit more than the horses do.

Freman thinks he could be a desert dweller, if it wasn't for all that cactus rape.

vermin actually has beady, rat-like eyes...

THE MAC GOD has no macs :o

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Stiltzkin actually has many rumples...

THE MAC GOD actually took his name from Kraft macaroni and cheese.

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Stiltzkin Listens to emo music *cough* Pussy punk *cough*

opentocomments is actually very defensive and not-quite-so-open to comments.

Stiltzkin is a moogle, plain and simple.
Say hello Stiltzkin...
http://www.cosplayangel.com/images/c...moogle-001.jpg

burger dreams of being the fry chef at mickey dee's...

Uncle phil once beat up president taft.


(And moogle. I liked that one)

BBtB can only achieve orgasm with the aid of a cardboard chewbacca standee, a platter of fried zucchini and at least 4 pairs of clown shoes.

rockzilla is so bald he doesn't have a forehead, he has a fivehead...

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Stiltzkin's parents raised him as a girl until he was 16

Rockzilla used to be an alcholic until Ted Kennedy organized an intervention. These days its nothing but heroin and blow.

BBtB has two small calluses on his penis, one on the underside, one on the top, from where he grips it with his tweezers...

BBtB organized the local YMCA fundraiser so he could upgrade his furniture budget.

Fremen is a slow as i used to be...

Edit: Only kidding mate... I've done it a million times ;)

Ow... Can we get a ref in here? I do believe that one was below the belt (in more ways then one, EH eh?)

Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ...

"I would like about three fiddy"

Edit: BBtB is damn slow too. Two people posted since I wrote this and it still ended up right. That was ... er.. planned.. really.

BBtB used to wrestle in mexico under the name "El Molestador"

rockzilla took sooo many drugs in the 80s that he was actully so high that he was sober.. and now he is finally comming down he is having fantasies about mexican wrestlers. Its best not to make eye contact.

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Stiltzkin has an army of trained penguins in his back yard. Waiting, just back there waiting. Then right at the right moment... yea penguin burgers. They would never suspect...

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Stiltzkin is a freakin' neat freak.....

Flyman really does enjoy being abused on "The Three Word Story" thread!

richee has a perchant for jealousy...

Meridae'n's Bling Gauge is broken, meaning Meridae'n's running on fumes and doesn't know it!

And what's a "perchant"? A unit for charging for wicca spells? :confused:
per chant? :lol:

Whatever it is, I definitely am green with envy about it!!!:suave:

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Stiltzkin is so poor he freebase's soot

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