JJ doesn't have a refresh button.........


...and he owns 478 pairs of horn rimmed glasses

This is a fact that flyman knows well, as he has spent many, many hours in JJ's drawers.

Paddyjoe is actually the illegitimate son of Kim Jong Il and Eva Gabor.

*presses refresh button

Tophat once wrote a letter to Penthouse forum about a sexual encounter he had witnessed between a Hungarian actress and a Korean despot. Penthouse rejected the letter since said encounter resulted in the birth of an illegitimate child.

see that guy in your tree in the backyard wacking off? that's JumpinJesus

To slake his passionate wookie lust, AntoineMartinez once violated an Ewok, after first offering it candy and inviting it up to his treehouse to see his erotic etchings.

Tophat665 brews his own beer...

his secret method for success involves chanting, a special rare herb, pacing counter-clockwise, wearing a peculiar hat & otherwise being stark naked on his garage rooftop every full moon.

bern is a roadie for the band......"the smokin' roaches".....she sets up the drums and does soundcheck for the drummer cuz he sucks.



oh yeah......and she likes to steal the bands pot too......cuz thier too stoned to realize that she pulls off the five finger discount on every tour.



*da da na daaaaa.......the crazy broad strike again*

Flyman was a squirrel in his past life, and has much as he hates his past, he can't kill it, or it'll wipe out all the weed in the world.

amonkie is a quiet monk in a nondisclosed mountaineous area somewhere on the lower left half of this planet. he knits tiny purple hats for coach roaches every evening as he whistles the theme to underdog over & over & over....


*licks the sticky stuff off her fingers* mmmmm...

bernadette wears a locket with a key inside. The key unlocks a box in which is kept the shrunken head of Ivan the Terrible. No one knows bernadette has this heirloom.

Once a month, during the waxing crescent moon, bernadette unlocks the box, rubs the shrunken Ivan melon, and laughs nefariously. She has no real reason for doing this, but she does it nonetheless.

JJ steals the garters from unsuspecting brides while the grooms are distracted, and uses them to secure little kittens to a pegboard just so he can poke them in their tummies to produce a yowl.
Each kitty produces a different pitch so that when he pokes them he can play his favorite song, "On Top of Old Smokey". :D


(btw, bernie, amonkie is a female) ;)

Fremen is a Kitten Salesman.

That's actually Fremen's picture in his Avatar

What Top fails to mention is he's my doppelgänger, and he likes to skip dobster's posts on odd numbered days. :eek:

Well I'LL cover it then! (cuh!) :rolleyes:

Dobster collects other peoples used napkins.

Right. Carry on.

Well I'LL cover it then! (cuh!) :rolleyes:

Dobster collects other peoples' used napkins.

Right. Carry on. ;)

Dobster sees the world in double vision.

aammoonnkkiiee ccrriieess wwhheenn tthhee dduuddee''ss rruugg ggeettss ppiisseedd oonn iinn TThhee BBiigg LLeebboowwsskkii..

dobster hears strange voices coming from his toilet.
They tell him to stick his head in the bowl and flush repeatedly.
He didn't fall for that trick more than three times, I can tell you. :thumbsup:

Fremen has one of those bicycles that looks like a motorcycle. He has placed the Queen of Hearts amongst the spokes of both front and rear wheels. Whenever he rides up next to a Harley at a stop sign, he nods slowly and knowingly at the biker.
He also backs his bicycle up to the curb in front of pubs and bars.

shrooms.............toooooo many shrooms....

JJ is like,soooo out there..........


JJ went to school on the little bus..........and sat at the back with his trouble making buddies..........

flyman knows this because he was one of the leaping lord's little buddies - the one who licked the window at passing truckers, in fact.

Top had to go to the dr. for the malady of "orange dink syndrome".....


the dr. asked him about his diet,and Top told him he watches pornos and eats cheesies every night.


problems anyone??????????

fly did a porno one time just because he heard they were paying in cheesies.
fly lovessss him some cheesies. Just ask Top.


;)

Fremen not only directed said video, he was the co-star.
Fremen lovessss him some pornos!

...said jonsgirl as she sat down with fre and critiqued it...

Unclephil claims he was in Florida for 2 weeks, when I happen to know he was out scouting locations and soliciting 'talent' for the Porn production company he runs with Fremen and Fly (who each have final say on the talent Phil finds)

BAM! 3fer!

ngDawg knows this because UnclePhil turned down his application to be "talent"

top has yet to look up ng's skirt...

said the guy who still wears mirrors on his shoes.......



sad phil....just sad eh.

What's really sad is our cross dressing friend flyman getting his kicks by looking up his own skirt.



Ahh too bad, not much to see there, eh old chum.

see joe's avatar..........that bastard skwerl is gonna end up on his bbq......cuz he likes to eat them with lemons and spices........


*freak*

fly doesn't really mind the 'ckn skwerlz in his yard 'cause he uses them in these XXX "nature" films he makes, starring all the little forest critters from around his cabin.

fre is slowly buying up my designer collection of sleeper jammies on amazon...

Uncle Phil tastes like a salty peanut.

there was once an occasion when our beloved Giant HAMburger tasted strangely of Beef... but that was because he had recently devoured every single cow in India. the Indians were far from impressed.

bundy knew, because he was the taste-tester...

I heard that this thread slacked off because Phil caught Mad Cow Disease from dining over at Bundy's. Eating blackmarket Indian Bovine is bad karma.

pigglet actually eats his own kind..........just cuz of the uproar of the Mad Cow Disease that bundy,and phil caught at Fremen's diner,where GH was lickin' the salt off of all the pean......i mean patrons......


*that's a four way whammie man.............*