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bundy 07-02-2003 08:01 PM

bundy is feeling remarkably paranoid.
he makes no sense.
he needs to go outside.

Fremen 07-02-2003 08:04 PM

bundy has an unhealthy obsession with my obsession of him.
*psst! hey, bundy! Green is not your color, m'man.*

vermin 07-02-2003 08:34 PM

Fremen thinks fingerpainting with Kool-Aid and Mayonnaise is art.

Fly 07-02-2003 08:40 PM

in the lake that he lives by.....vermin is often seen nakid on a sandy beach playing with twin sisters....

Palmela......Handula......and their cousin Wristena.

cheese 07-02-2003 11:00 PM

Fly man had a horrible Teleporter accedent in the mid 80's

Fremen 07-02-2003 11:25 PM

cheese just grates on everybodies nerves. *bad pun, bad*

bundy 07-03-2003 12:08 AM

ah, now Fremen, iīm now rested and feeling strong again.

you shall submit.

Fremen has.... had an excellent set of avatars...
no wait.. thats not nasty...

well, Fremen honestly believes that Homer Simpson is his father.

Meridae'n 07-03-2003 02:07 AM

bundi is so obsessed with himself he double-posts just to see his name twice...

uncle phil 07-03-2003 03:21 AM

mer secretly adores the "butt" sisters...bertha, bella, betty, and bathsheba butt...

paddyjoe 07-03-2003 03:34 AM

uncle phil is also way into butts.....unfortunately they are usually his own.

baaa 07-03-2003 03:50 AM

Sexycat's biggest secet: Not a cat.

bundy 07-03-2003 04:08 AM

...um...

well...paddyjoe seems to think that Phil is one of those multiple butt monkeys. but he is not. he is our king.

baaa seems totally obessed with a certain sexy cat... but it must also be revealed that baaa is really goatyīs second username. ya canīt fool us meri!

Pheatius 07-03-2003 06:34 AM

There once was a poster named bundy
He surfed everyday but on Sunday
'Cause on that day he prayed
That he'd finally get laid
By the girl in his avatar one day

Conclamo Ludus 07-03-2003 07:15 AM

The name Pheatius is really just a mispelling of Feces. He can't spell shit. :D

Pyrate 07-03-2003 07:29 AM

Conclamo Ludus has a cheese-grater slide in his garden. Every night, before bed (which is always 6:00 pm exactly) he lies on his stomach and slides down it. For some reason he finds grating up his genitalia arousing...

Pheatius 07-03-2003 01:09 PM

Pyrate, Pyrate on the high seas
He'll Pillage and plunder all that he please

All women and sheep fear where he tread
He'll nail any creature that is not dead

Pyrate, O' Pyrate you're comin' ashore
All women run that have seen him before

He's sullied 'em all from east to west
But sullying sheep is what he does best

Pyrate, Pyrate from the high, mighty seas
We're all quite amazed you're not dead from disease

paddyjoe 07-03-2003 02:04 PM

Pheatius has his highs
and Pheatius has his lows
but in writing poetry for this thread
Pheatius certainly blows



(wow so do I)

cheese 07-03-2003 03:27 PM

paddy joe
what a hoe

uncle phil 07-03-2003 03:31 PM

cheese...
jeez...

bundy 07-03-2003 04:30 PM

phil...
have you ever played kill the dill with the pill?
i wouldnīt suggest playing it with pigs though.

Fly 07-03-2003 07:37 PM

bundy has had a really bad experience with pigs.
he tried kill the dill on uncle phil and...
well.....let's just say it wasn't very pretty.

that is where he get's his knowledge about the pigs from.

vermin 07-03-2003 07:44 PM

Flyman thinks a threesome with tubgirl and goatse would be a hoot.

bundy 07-03-2003 07:46 PM

vermin enjoys thinking about tubgirl and goatse.
and he also enjoys reminding others of these filthy pictures.

thanks mate!

richeee 07-03-2003 10:25 PM

bundy continues to bilk Sydney tourists, by selling them tickets to various Olympic Events.
"So, what time does that game start?...and why are there only 30 people here?"

Fremen 07-04-2003 12:32 AM

richee is an incurable romantic when it comes to his doggy matchmaking service.
http://www.petsmart.com/images/artic...10_100x100.jpg

Pyrate 07-04-2003 02:30 AM

Fremen didn't realise that he's next in line for the Uzbekistan throne until it came to him in a vision.

He is, as we speak, packing his bags.

Fremen 07-04-2003 03:24 AM

Pyrate booked me a oneway ticket to Siberia and took my place on the throne.
All hail King Pyrate!

uncle phil 07-04-2003 03:51 AM

fremen has a picture of the super-fat thong-of-the-day lady in his closet, lit with a blacklight...

boredjerk 07-04-2003 10:48 AM

uncle phil has super-fat thong-wearing wife

Fremen 07-04-2003 03:31 PM

boredjerk wishes for someone as tempting as uncle phils' wife.

uncle phil 07-04-2003 04:36 PM

fremen's fishing for compliments...

Meridae'n 07-04-2003 04:58 PM

uncle phil cries whenever he sees letterboxes...

Fremen 07-04-2003 05:08 PM

Meri plays "Moonlight Sonata" on the kitchen pots whenever he's all alone.

Fly 07-04-2003 08:08 PM

fremen likes to listen to cats fuck.

mmmmrrrrrrrrrrraaawwwwwwooooowwwwwwwwwww

bundy 07-04-2003 08:27 PM

the fly likes to listen to cats fucking ferrets.

mmmmmmmmmmrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaawwwwww - ohhhhhhhhhh!!!

Fly 07-04-2003 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bundy
the fly likes to listen to cats fucking ferrets.
*i'ver never heard that before.must be awful eh?*


bundy wears t-bar ginch when he sleeps at night so when he answers the door for the jehoviah witnesses early the next day,they don't stick around too long.

bundy 07-04-2003 08:46 PM

flyman is known by his local police as a breeder of strange animals.
but what they donīt know is that the fly only breeds these creatures so that he can experience strange, and new sexual adventures.

boredjerk 07-05-2003 12:36 AM

bundy buys the pictures.

uncle phil 07-05-2003 04:01 AM

bj looks over bundy's shoulder and jerks off to the pictures...

bundy 07-05-2003 04:11 AM

ew!
you mean bjs behind me...masturbating...EEWWW!!!

of course, everyone knows that King Phil enjoys lurking around behind Prince Charles jerking off while watching Camilla.


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