velcro shoes are the best. and they were always so cheap.

Meri tried to beat Boonies record of beer drinking on the way to london - but failed miserably and ended up getting arrested for pissing all over an airline hostess.

bundy 'can't bowl, can't throw'

Meri´s hero is Darren ´boof´ Lehman

Bundy cried when Shane & Angel got married, and again when Shane died...

they were tears of laughter.
because as examples of great Australian drama, they were disgraceful.


Meri is Dieter Brummer.

Bundy is really Nudge...

no way, not nudge...that guy was into scat...


Meri is that guy who hosts Big Brother Up Late.

bundy still has, and uses, his Mello-Yellow yo-yo (and still thinks they're the fastest)...

Meridae'n had a twin when he was in the womb which dissolved during the first trimester and floated through his umbilical cord into his body. The fetus (bundy) then regrew attached to his small intestine and manufactures speed-lube out of spit and fiber.

is that a real poncho or a sears poncho?

Meri collects those Mcdonalds figurines that come with happy meals.

however, when he missed out on getting a Piglet soft toy, he got so angry that he bit the poor 13 year old serving him. he drew blood and is now facing an asault charge.

Dammit!

and dead barbie necro guy thinks that barbies can be killed.

bundy has a thing for girls with hairy pits (that's why he smells like Nimbin... trolling for hippie chicks)

how very continental.

Meri likes his ladies with rotting teeth...it makes kissing all the more exciting.

Bundy is always afraid when he is about to have sex........... well you would be too if it was dark and you were all by yourself!

MLMadman uses the mouse with his left hand when surfing any site featuring Oprah...

Meridae'n is more of a Rosie O'Donnell man.

mac is a fosters man, he likes big cans...

When he was 11, Uncle Phil thought he had a pubic hair, until he started pissing out of it...

mer is a MILK man...he likes metal jugs...

Uncle Phil's wallet has a picture of Donatello on it...

Meridae'n smells like olives all of the time. Its disgusting.

C Ludus likes to play naked twister with the neighbours...Herb and Darlene......82 and 79 respectivly

Flyman is Gary Colemans younger, shorter brother.

Bundy used to go for the Adelaide Rams

SexyCat - hates cats

spacecowboy has an extreme fascination with Plantar warts.

haha!
Fremen you are mine...

Everybody, listen up... Fremen has just received some bad news... the tests came back positive.

yes, Fremen has been officially diagnosed with Moth Scaredy-ness-itis.

chin up mate.

bundy didn't realise the sun gave us light until it came to him in a vision. He now believes the sun is not only the giver of light but the supreme diety to which he answers to. For this reason he never wears sunglasses or sunscreen, and dresses as scarcely as possible. Skin cancer is his vision of paradise!

Pyrate hasn´t ever seen the sun...being from CorBlimeyLand.
in the dark he has an eerie white glow.

bundy worships rocks because his head is full of them

only when i´ve got loads of cash pj.

PJ confessed to his friends at high school that he had a crush on Barbara Bush.
they still haven´t let him live it down.

hubba hubba baby!

Bundy hates his job at the Campbeltown 'Mitre 10'- he really wants to join the ballet!

fuck me.
LOL!

nice one.

not too many ballerinas in the campbelltown mitre-10 i reckon...

richeeee isn´t really from the Emerald City - hes from Cabramatta and hes too ashamed to admit it. (this may account for his in-depth knowledge of sydneys south west)

Bundy's barking up the wrong kookaburra tree!

hahaha!

kookaburras are fat snake-eating birds rich, not trees.

Richeee was a Strom Thurmond groupie... but now he´s just stalking Rummy.

I was just testing you, yeah, that's it! Just seeing if you were truly an Aussie! Yeah, that's right.

Bundy IS the man behind the curtain, at the end of the yellow brick road...
and he's not wearing pants! Watch out, Toto!!

richeeee was the guy you patented the special ´shower-toilet with extendible shaving mirror´.
he invented this device so that he could shit-shower and shave all at the same time.

it also cuts down on those pesky toilet paper bills.

richeee has first dibs on the Cowardly Lion....but, with a dominating sex fetish like he has, was it ever really a surprise! So Bundy, watch yer back, mate!

wry1 is the president of his local michigan Celine Dion fan club. in fact, he´s the only member... so i guess hes only the president by default.

In two short weeks Bundy will become Mrs. Bundy Giant Hamburger. We have been PMing each other daily since we both registered in April. He is the most wonderfullest person the human mind could comprehend and I look forward to spending the rest of our long, agonizing, inexorable lives together until we are parted by death. Bundy, my sweet, sweet baby, I'm coming home.
-GH

Giant Hamburger is really a giant chicken nugget.