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Meridae'n 06-15-2003 04:32 PM

Mr.Deflok watched 'Highway to Heaven' religiously

uncle phil 06-15-2003 04:54 PM

meridae'n dreams of kings cross...

bundy 06-15-2003 04:58 PM

phil not only thinks that 'Touched By An Angel' is a great show, he also thinks its based on real events.

splck 06-15-2003 05:03 PM

bundy likes to play with warm mayonaise.

Meridae'n 06-15-2003 05:49 PM

splck never tips

Stiltzkin 06-15-2003 06:29 PM

Meridae'n believes the burnt-out lightbulb on his porch is actually Egyptian god Ra. He gets on his knees and prays to it each night. Neighbors casually walk by and pretend not to notice (thats right, neighbors walk around at night ;))

richeee 06-15-2003 07:38 PM

Stiltzkin knows ALL about Meridae'n's "burnt out" porch light! Don't you, Stiltzkin?!! 'Fess up, man!

Meridae'n 06-15-2003 09:55 PM

richeee eats his food analy...

Opiate 06-16-2003 12:00 AM

Meridae'n gets off when he watches richee eat his food....

bundy 06-16-2003 12:24 AM

opiate operates a Mr Whipee ice cream truck which really sells home videos of Meri belting his bishop instead of ice cream.

go aussie go!

Mr.Deflok 06-16-2003 12:36 AM

bundy has a mutant army of giant Koala he plans on unleashing upon the innocent peoples of Tasmania.

uncle phil 06-16-2003 03:19 AM

def lok dreams of janet reno cavorting in elysian fields wearing nothing but a frown...

Fly 06-16-2003 05:15 AM

uncle phil wants to sleep with all the hot chicks in bundy's av....

Fremen 06-16-2003 07:51 AM

flyman has slept with all the women in bundy's avvy.

Midlandmadman 06-16-2003 07:56 AM

Fremen has the distinction of being the only person to fully inhale the gas from an ophra winfrey tacobell grande fart!!!! (rumor has it he enjoyed it!!)

Troublebot 06-16-2003 10:30 AM

Midlandmadman acts as a serving tray for Oprah's Taco Bell Grandes by lying, naked, on her coffee table while she eats them off his chest.

Sometimes the cheese singes his chest hairs.

uncle phil 06-16-2003 12:17 PM

tb saves boogers in peanut butter jars...

eyeseepeedude 06-16-2003 12:37 PM

uncle phil jerks off to his avatar... ;)

Pheatius 06-16-2003 01:11 PM

So does eyeseepeedude. You may say to yourself, "But Pheatius, eyeseepeedude does not have an Avatar, so surely you mean that he wattles his wick while watching Uncle Phil's Avatar." You would be wrong!!! eyeseepeedude does have an avatar, it is only 1x1 pixels and eyeseepeedude has a much more active imagination.



Meridae'n 06-16-2003 02:59 PM

Pheatius squats to piss

bundy 06-16-2003 04:41 PM

Meri likes the smell of old beer soaked carpet. its 10.30am and he's in the Coogee Bay already!

queedo 06-16-2003 05:23 PM

Meridae'n stockpiles chocolate pudding and when people ask him why he says:

"Shhhh Baby, ain't none of your concern"

Mr.Deflok 06-16-2003 06:39 PM

queedo's idea of love juice is diping his dick into a glass of OJ while singing "It's Raining Men"

richeee 06-16-2003 06:52 PM

Bones once impaled himself on the world's largest kielbasa!


He smiled like a baby!!!
Bones's Kielbasa!!!

queedo 06-16-2003 07:14 PM

richeee Will do anything for god money, just tell him what you want him to do!

bundy 06-16-2003 10:26 PM

queedo likes to hunt in a pack.
thats why he felt the need to further insult Meri rather than launch a serparate attack towards me. (look up)

Meridae'n 06-16-2003 11:35 PM

bundy's favourite pub is the Albury Hotel in Paddington...

Mr.Deflok 06-17-2003 12:32 AM

Meridae'n still believes in the Tooth Faery.

uncle phil 06-17-2003 03:51 AM

def lok steals the money from under meridae'n's pillow...

Meridae'n 06-17-2003 03:54 AM

uncle phil spent the late 80's walking around talking like Knightrider...

bundy 06-17-2003 04:20 AM

Meri enjoys the work of Larry Emdur - in fact he's so excited that The Price Is Right is returning to tv that he's bought a front row seat for the shows entire season. Of course, he had to sell his front row seat on the Wheel Of Fortune set to afford it. Now he's going to be able to enjoy Larrys golden smile all year!!!

Meridae'n 06-17-2003 04:21 AM

bundy lives in Mt Druitt

bundy 06-17-2003 04:27 AM

Meri lives in Rooty Hill

Meridae'n 06-17-2003 04:30 AM

Best RSL in the land!


bundy is scared of Central Station...

Midlandmadman 06-17-2003 04:32 AM

meridae'n once tried to fashion a love doll out of straw!

bundy 06-17-2003 04:45 AM

midlandmadman is upset that Meri's love doll wasn't fashioned on him.

KWSN 06-17-2003 04:48 AM

bundy is a honky and keeps stealing my funk.

Pyrate 06-17-2003 04:51 AM

KWSN really stands for..

Kinky Wanking Soothes Nerves!!!

bundy 06-17-2003 04:56 AM

Pyrate hangs around trafalgar square flashing his dirty bits at Aussie tourists.

Fly 06-17-2003 05:07 AM

and that aussie tourist just happens to be bundy.

right mate.....fro some shrimp on the barbie eh.


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