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Stiltzkin 06-12-2003 09:06 PM

What're you talking about? Its my native land.
http://gallery.yimg.com/c/256wm/11486430.jpg
Geographic coordinates 2 00 N, 10 00 E

Location Western Africa, bordering the Bight of Biafra, between Cameroon and Gabon

Meridae'n has a clown fetish; he thinks women look especially sexy with a big red nose on.

Meridae'n 06-12-2003 09:11 PM

That's it, right under that huge red X...


Stilzkin and an acute fear of bubbles

KWSN 06-12-2003 09:13 PM

Meridae'n has the ' in there to comment on his penis size. The ' does not mean a foot in his case... he actually uses the ' as a comparison as far as length goes.

Stiltzkin 06-12-2003 09:22 PM

KWSN invented his own religion. Said religion promotes the use of anal beads and gential danglers...

queedo 06-12-2003 09:23 PM

Stiltzkin has a belly button fully of festering smegma that smells like a combination of open ass and cheese!

Meridae'n 06-12-2003 09:26 PM

queedo drives a pink Saturn

queedo 06-12-2003 09:28 PM

Meridae'n purchased a pink Saturn for me because he thinks I'm a hot piece of ass!

Stiltzkin 06-12-2003 09:55 PM

queedo labored with endless pens and thousands of reams of paper for over 10 years. When he was done, the end result was a bible twice as thick as the Holy Bible, and he professes that God is actually a woman. Not bad, queedo ;)

Meridae'n 06-12-2003 10:04 PM

Stiltzkin spend NYE 2000 in hospital convinced he had the millenium bug

richeee 06-12-2003 10:17 PM

Meridae'n spent New Year's Eve 2002 holed up in a closet in the Coogee Bay Hotel, refusing to come out until the queen abdicates the throne.

... Meridae'n's still in that closet...

Stiltzkin 06-12-2003 10:22 PM

richeee thought the Matrix: Reloaded parody shown at the MTV Movie Awards was downright hilarious, mostly due to the fact that he does not know what "ergo", "concordantly" and "vis-a-vis" mean, and because he found the original dialogue between Neo and the Architect downright confusing just like everyone else. Tisk tisk.

richeee 06-12-2003 10:32 PM

Stiltzkin confuses richeee with some moron who still watches empty-vee. (Stiltzkin forgets that richeee worked for the great MTV when it began, and hasn't looked back since...)
Also, Stiltzkin has a crush on JJ Jackson!

Meridae'n 06-12-2003 10:43 PM

richeee think denial is a river in Egypt

richeee 06-12-2003 10:49 PM

it's not?!?
Meridae'n seems to memorize atlases, maps and gazeteers!
And likes it!

Meridae'n 06-12-2003 10:54 PM

richee hasn't seen Star Wars

Fremen 06-13-2003 01:42 AM

Meridae'n secretly plays with Tonka toys at work.

Pyrate 06-13-2003 02:57 AM

Fremen has a Furby in his backpack. I can hear its laboured wails for nourishment!

Mr.Deflok 06-13-2003 03:06 AM

Pyrate owns an Avril Lavigne album

uncle phil 06-13-2003 03:54 AM

deflok has two, count 'em, two celine dionne cd's in his car and they are playing constantly...

Pyrate 06-13-2003 04:11 AM

and uncle phil tails his car to catch a listen!!!

queedo 06-13-2003 04:32 AM

Pyrate still bets GI Joe stuck up his...(You know) when in the bath tub!

Troublebot 06-13-2003 08:19 AM

queedo shot first.

No wait, that was Greedo.

Well, queedo WISHES he shot first.

Giant Hamburger 06-13-2003 08:39 AM

I GISed Troublebot and only got one image...
http://www.comnet.ca/~lyr/troublebot.JPG
It's amazing how smart those Collies can be.

Stiltzkin 06-13-2003 09:13 AM

Giant Humburger is actually a BigMac, i.e. one of the smallest burgers ever seen on the face of this earth that claims to be "big"...

KWSN 06-13-2003 09:17 AM

Stiltzkin is goatse's bitch.

rockogre 06-13-2003 09:28 AM

KWSN has to trim those little tufts of hair off of the tops of his ears every morning.

Stiltzkin 06-13-2003 10:28 AM

rockogre believes a little green man called Pepe follows him around everywhere.

uncle phil 06-13-2003 12:51 PM

stiltz loves living in "censored"...

etardedraverboy 06-13-2003 01:16 PM

uncle phil has a fear of his own shadow so when ever he gett's scared he squeezes his balls tight and shout's like michael jackson eeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhheeeeeeeeee

queedo 06-13-2003 02:51 PM

etardedraverboy is from a place where men are men and sheep are nervous!

Stiltzkin 06-13-2003 04:30 PM

queedo belives he bears a striking resemblance to Edward Norton and goes around calling himself Tyler Durden, professing that he is the occult leader of a group known only as Fight Club... :D

Fly 06-13-2003 05:45 PM

(censored)....

for fear of retribution

Stiltzkin 06-13-2003 06:20 PM

my thoughts exactly.

flyman is... who he is. Booyah, beat that! ;)

GuttersnipeXL 06-13-2003 07:26 PM

Stiltzkin's real name is Rumpled Foreskin!

richeee 06-13-2003 08:06 PM

GS XL wishes he could look as good as Frank Zappa in a dress. This doesn't stop GS XL from wearing a different dress every day... just waiting for that first whistle or cat call...
dream on, beautiful...

Stiltzkin 06-13-2003 08:43 PM

rich actually lives in The Ruby City, The Emerald City's rival.

queedo 06-13-2003 08:57 PM

Stiltzkin like to pay men to wear high heels and step on his testicles.

GuttersnipeXL 06-13-2003 09:15 PM

As well as krwlz in a previous post, queedo has a penchant for Crisco and Pommeranians. When not indulging, he likes to watch the action.

Stiltzkin 06-13-2003 09:34 PM

Snipe's avatar is a picture of what his ideal wife would look like...

Mr.Deflok 06-14-2003 12:39 AM

Stiltzkin's avatar is a picture of his favourite vibrator


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