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Fly 05-31-2003 06:18 AM

manalone has a weird fetish about watching uncle phil and paddyjoe locked in a sick foreplay session.

vermin 05-31-2003 08:55 AM

Flyman thinks human flesh is tasty when sauteed with onions and soy sauce, then mixed with rice and wrapped in a burrito.

Force 10 05-31-2003 10:52 AM

Vermin doesn't inhale.

paddyjoe 05-31-2003 11:38 AM

Ruprex trained in mouth to mouth resuscitation with vermin. By the way, he did pass the course.

uncle phil 05-31-2003 12:30 PM

paddyjoe picks his teeth with rusty razor blades...

BBtB 05-31-2003 12:35 PM

Uncle phil dances the funky chicken in his underwear everynight just as the moon is rising

bundy 05-31-2003 10:37 PM

BBtB quivers with delight at the thought of pig wrestling.

THE MAC GOD 05-31-2003 10:37 PM

Yeah..

he's has a split personality disorder...

THE MAC GOD 05-31-2003 10:39 PM

and so does he...

Thraeryn 05-31-2003 10:41 PM

THE MAC GOD is really forty-eight and still types like that.

manalone 06-01-2003 12:40 AM

Thraeryn has a shrine to Oprah Winfrey in his bedroom.

Meridae'n 06-01-2003 02:17 AM

manalone records the weather channel when he's out

uncle phil 06-01-2003 04:25 AM

meridae'n looks at phyllis diller with lust in his heart...

Fly 06-01-2003 05:23 AM

uncle phil brushes his teeth with sand and his index finger

vermin 06-01-2003 07:00 AM

flyman masturbates while looking at pictures of construction sites.

Fly 06-01-2003 08:01 AM

gives a whole new meaning to ERECT eh.

vermin is a Pithy pot smokin' Rat Bastard

manalone 06-01-2003 08:34 AM

Flyman is angry because his native country sank into the ocean

Thank you very much

richeee 06-01-2003 01:06 PM

Right now, manalone is sitting in a closet, wearing nothing but a football helmet and eating spaghetti-o's out of the can with an icepick! :D

Oh wait- that's what I was doing, too! How freaky is that?! ;)

Thraeryn 06-01-2003 01:12 PM

richee's secret is that that's seriously what he was doing.

richeee 06-01-2003 01:26 PM

Who said it was a secret?!?
Thraeyn is secretly watching all of us through our computer screens, while picking his toe nails...

Fly 06-01-2003 02:29 PM

richeee is a money grubbing scoundrel.......on Dramamine

uncle phil 06-01-2003 02:47 PM

fly hasn't washed his half of the sleeper jammies yet...

Meridae'n 06-01-2003 04:31 PM

It's Uncle Phil's lifelong dream to eat a plane...

vermin 06-01-2003 07:25 PM

Meridae'n wants to start a magazine that brings scat porn to the mainstream of pop culture.

richeee 06-01-2003 07:29 PM

vermin IS the main(urine)stream of pop culture!

Fly 06-01-2003 07:30 PM

uuummmm....richee seems to have a thing for urine soaked rats.

splck 06-01-2003 08:01 PM

flyman thinks richee has a thing for him.

Meridae'n 06-01-2003 08:07 PM

splck felches seagulls

manalone 06-02-2003 12:53 AM

Meridae'n is member #1 of the Uncle Phil fan club. He has all the action figures... including the one in a maid's uniform.

He uses them in his twisted world of make believe.

uncle phil 06-02-2003 03:11 AM

man hasn't learned how to tie his shoes yet; he still uses velcro...

Fly 06-02-2003 04:19 AM

uncle phil can't afford any shoes

manalone 06-02-2003 04:29 AM

flyman has trained his pubic lice as a sort of cabaret ensemble

Pheatius 06-02-2003 12:42 PM

Manalone pays top dollar for Pubic Lice Cabaret shows, but prefers Camel Lice Stand-Up.

uncle phil 06-02-2003 12:44 PM

pheatius prefers camel lice sit down, but will accompany manalone to the "improv camel" anytime...

sadistikdreams 06-02-2003 01:44 PM

uncle phil isnt really your uncle. and he gets off on wrestling pigs.

Meridae'n 06-02-2003 04:26 PM

sadistikdreams makes his socks out of navel lint

paddyjoe 06-02-2003 06:05 PM

I heard Meridae'n practices his dirty dancing routines with his broom.

Force 10 06-02-2003 06:08 PM

I hear when paddyjoe is actually paddyjim....that's just what I hear.

Mr.Deflok 06-02-2003 07:30 PM

Ruprex is actually an undercover agent for the Gay Mafia.

bundy 06-02-2003 07:48 PM

Mr.Deflok is actually a hobbit hailing from Hobbiton, New Zealand.
oh, and Tana Umaga (who certainly isn't a hobbit!) is his cuz, eh.

see...
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