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3leggedfrog has a girlish laugh
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Meridae'n actually understands binary. 00000010 in binary is 2. Thats an awesome sig by the way, Maridae'n.
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hee hee hee only when i see you
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opps skipped
on thirsday Stiltzkin dances a jig in a tou tou |
::dancing a jig in a tou tou:: Huh?
3leggedfrog has about 40 gigs worth of regular porn, but he doesn't want anyone to know that he has a top-secret little stash of about 100 megs of gay porn. He keeps it in a plug-n-play harddrive and stashes it in a safe beneath a trap door under his bed. |
stiltzkin keeps a picture of himself on the mantle to keep kids away from the fire
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ahh their not st's kids meridae'n... your girl said...never mind
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3leggedfrog sings along to a song called "the butt-butt song". It is about homosexual anal penetration disguised as a kiddie song, just like, "Lodon Bridge is Falling Down" or "Ring Around the Rosies".
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Stiltzkin likes to make a hell of a lot of homosexual references in a short amount of time...
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Meridae'n enjoys the references.
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meridae'n plays baseball at a gun range. he is the batter
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Meridae'n is more transparent than he realises...
3leggedfrog got a chair for christmas off his girl, but refuses to plug it in |
skipping again
on friday Stiltzkin goes to bingo to steal all the b's balls |
skipping feels like i am playing online video games.
m still in 1st grade |
3leggedfrog laces the coffee at work with ground rat droppings he gets from Vermin.
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Fremen went to kiss the Blarney Stone and it spat at him...
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Because the Blarney Stone was still recovering from Meridae'n kiss
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And Blarney's ass still hurt from the anal raping 3leggedfrog gave him.
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Mr.Deflok wanted to grow up to be Danny Wahlberg
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Mr.Deflok secretly disagrees with his own signature, often running around with feathers up his butt, yelling "I AM CHICKEN, HEAR ME CLUCK!!!!!!!"
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crap too slow.............. ok meridae'n likes to pee his pants!
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midlandguy can choke chickens, feathers and all, with his bare hands...
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uncle phil once put instant coffee in a microwave and went back in time
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Meridae'n engages in his own version of the Jerry Springer Show using his fingers as the audience and his toes as the guests.
His sixth toe on his left foot is Jerry... |
pyrate is the only loyal watcher to meridae'n show
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3leggedfrog is the poor soul who actually has to direct the meridae'n show!
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Pyrate has red navel lint
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Meridae'n eats that lint right outta the naval
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flman provides the used spoon
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3leggedfrog can leap buildings in a single bound, if he's on a trampoline, wearing a jetpack and shoes with springs on them to give him a boost...
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Stiltzkin rumpled the Miller's daughter.
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::finishes up rumplin' up the miller's daughter:: Ohhh yeah!
HiThereDear is a Donald Trump fanatic and collects all the action figures... |
on saterday Stiltzkin volunteers at the old folks home and all the old women "look" forward to his visits.
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froggy wears clogs around the house...
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uncle phil has a limited edition pair of 1930's woolen panties on his mantlepiece.
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Mr.Deflok knows every word to 'Stutter-rap'
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Meridae'n taught Mr.Deflok every word to 'Stutter-rap'.
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Stiltzkin is training an army of cockroaches to take over the Meridae'n's bedroom.
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Mr.Deflok snorts fairy floss
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Meridae'n's Secret is that he likes to masterbate in a bathtub full of mint jello while listening to "Sweet Madam Blue":crazy: |
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