Stiltzkin can't remember anything between 1984 and 1987. His last memories was snorting up some "coke" at a friends house and next thing he knows its 3 years later, he is naked, in disney world singing antiwar songs with goofy!

BBtB was born with no Illio-tibial Band, rendering his hips useless and therefore can only move his legs at the knee. Not much of a dancer, but can kneel with the best of them...

Meridae'n's "bling" is going off the chart. On a side note bling is psychologist jargon for homosexual tendencies.

bbTb once ate a live "salami"...after he pulled it out of flyman's jammies...

uncle phil holds the world record for swallowing frankfurters in one.

manalone once fashioned a coat for himself , made entirely out of used condoms!

midlandmadman likes to go to sausage parties,with uncle phil, and they both steal jammies.

*bling,bling*

Flyman drives a fully restored AMC Gremlin with a set of fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror.

Rockogre only knows this because he raced him in his Chevy Vega.

paddyjoe knows this because he stands on street corners...wearing a little pink dress.

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BBtB is secretly in love with stiltzkin and is afriad to show his emotions so he insults him. sort of like a boy pulling on a girls pig tails.

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Stiltzkin is a puck-activist.
He is commonly seen outside of Hockey games protesting the abuse of hockey pucks worldwide.
People ignore him because they think he is just French-Canadian with a bad accent.

Pheatius is a made man. Although he is conflicted. The Godfather just asked him to beat rockogre with a live salmon for confusing flyman with me. That is MY AMC gremlin thank you. Pheatius dosn't want to do it. Oh he dosn't have any problem wacking rockogre. He just wants to use a tuna. Its this thing he's into.

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Stiltzkin is just jealous. He knows he can never wear a cheerleading outfit as well as BBtBarbie.

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stiltzkin can't find the woods because he doesn't know what "wood" looks like!

stiltz sits in a tower weaving cloth for his emporor's clothes...

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Stiltzkin is his own best friend. That right. He is a dog. Funny story really. Needless to say it involves Pauly Shore and the catholic church. They are currently in talks with Disney over the movie rights.

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They're all good ones! What are you implying I have had bad ones? You rat bastard!

Stiltzkin had a troubled childhood. He always lived in fantasy. This one day, he thought he could fly, so he went running off of the roof his house. He spread his arms way out and did a straight face plant into the ground. He spent months in the hospital. Plus his dad is Peter Pan. That made it REAL embarrassing.

What's even more embarrassing, is that Tinkerbell is BBtB's mother.

paddyjoe gets naked everynight and runs around his backyard looking for pixies. And of course they ARE there. But they are running away from you because you are naked you stupid bastard!

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Stiltzkin is watching me right now!

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BBtB owns you all on revealing the previous posters deepest darkest secret. BBtB DOES have a fetish over talking about himself in the third person though.

Stiltzkin got on the deans list at clown school. Oh you laugh now but really.. man he arches his back and shoots water out of that little flower.. it goes FAR.

BBtB seems to think that he can own people.

Which is interesting really, since it was the reason he was kicked out of NAMBLA

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Stiltzkin wrote a book "How to detect jewish nazis" It was a national best seller untill everyone realized he just wrote "Manalone is a jewish nazi" over and over.

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Actully I am fairly certain that most members of the backstreet boys actully have fairly short hair.

Stiltzkin was the other guy in "Wham"

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Stiltzkin dreams of a day he can become an asswagon.

BBtB is the only person i know that can eat via osmosis

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Stiltzkin thinks that he can just skip meridea'n without the aid of his army of pengiuns... which he has allready killed and eaten in a bloodless (miltary thing that I can't spell right now)