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actually, I love to talk about it----- no one wants to hear about it....
What they want to hear is: the story about queedo and the time he/she dressed up/down in the giant lobster with herpes outfit for the annual "Save Our Sexually Transmitted Diseased Shellfish" Parade in some NE town of North America. Pictures are all over the internet... |
richeee's only sexual release is finding old copies of Time magazine and masterbating to the people section.
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queedo wishes he could fit in a speedo... |
richeees' brother wet the bed as a kid and richeee got jealous of all the attention he was receiving and started wetting his own bed last week. :p
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Fremen is jealous that the Harkonens left many terror troops on his planet "Akakis", also known as DUNE!:hmm:
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queedo has nipple rings-- nuff said.
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Skiltzkins the leader of the moles.
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BBtB is still Chinese... and can cooks using a giant spatula that his girlfriend gave him. She can cook a mean caserole... and knows kung fu! :D
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Sweet.
Stiltzkin is some how related to Jesus (loong story) |
He's actually my reaaaaaally distant cousin. We used to hang out. BBtB spends countless hours reading old Chinese texts and can recite entire volumes from memory. :crazy:
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stiltzkin knows that I can also recite volumes of garfield comic strips too..... and he is jealous.
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BBtB may be able to recite Garfield comic strips, but I can recite Calvin&Hobbes comic strips, which are far superior to Garfield comics :cool:
Oh, and he transforms into a werecat-like creature every second Tuesday of every other month. |
stiltz dreams of becoming the world's largest manufacturer of toilet seats...
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...but he would have to overtake uncle phil first
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KWSN licks floppy disk drives because he thinks they look like vaginas.
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Mr.Deflok lives under one of those funny hats that those British soldiers wear outside of Buckinghham Palace...
.. But I can't remember which one. |
Pyrate has accidentally glued himself to himself, while playing Truth or Dare with his pet hamster.
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TaiModan thinks that cat jerky is just oh so yummy!!!!!!
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Midlandman is actually a highlander... who would've guessed?
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Stiltzkin gets his name from the fact that he can insert an entire stilt into his anus, all the way.
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Bones is the milkman that screwed everyone's mom. Yup, thats right, you are all his illegitimate children.
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and on sundays Stiltzkin goes out for womans soft ball and gets cut because he is not good enough.
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froggy went to philadelphia once...but it was closed...
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uncle phil lives to play cards for money. everyone else like it when he plays cards too. *don't have a get rich plan well just invite uncle phil to play cards for money*
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bones leaves his phone number in the mens rooml late at night.
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3leggedfrog calls men who live their phone number mensroom late at night for some hot rough anal action.
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Mr. DeFlok <i>was</i> Defloked as a result of the above situation. And has never forgivin' (or thanked) 3leggedfrog
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yea.. ahh wait...lol
gsrider is a 60's goo goo dancer in a funk band |
Bones isn't REALLY Snoop Dogg.
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Bones has twice failed to pull a root in a brothel
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Maridea'n went to Louisiana in search of the Mississippi river. The best he could find was a small puddle of water in the middle of the highway. He became traumatized and refuses to speak about it to this day.
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Stiltzkin has been know to apply white-out directly onto the computer screen after making a mistake...
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::applies whiteout directly on the computer screen to wipe-out a typo:: Garsh durrrrn them typo's! ::slaps knee:: a-hyuck!
Meridae'n is actually pronounced as "marry day N", which is means, "marry the day and..." therefore, Meridae'n's name is actually a fragment sentence... |
Stiltzkin's favourite snack is cucumber and cinnamon toasted sandwiches...
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Hey, whats wrong with cucumber and cinnamon toast? Just because the mix itself is nasty doesn't mean it ain't good for ya ;)
Meridae'n thinks ketchup tastes good with everything, especially icecream and chocolate. |
Stiltzkin has an inferiotity complex about his wording.
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flyman likes to land and poop on your cheese.
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splck is a drunken oaf.he likes jam....and so does his dog.
*if you know what i mean* |
flyman is right-handed but insists on writing with his left hand. He believes this will lead to greater englightment.
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Stiltzkin doesn't know where Equatorial Guinea is
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