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Meridae'n 06-06-2003 04:09 PM

BBtB still eats using a salt gradient and a semi-permiable membrane

Stiltzkin 06-06-2003 04:26 PM

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Mr.Deflok 06-07-2003 03:49 AM

Stiltzkin has his kid sister write his comments in this thread for him.

uncle phil 06-07-2003 03:54 AM

the def lok dreams of stiltzkin's kid sister...

manalone 06-07-2003 04:01 AM

uncle phil is president of the People's Democratic Republic of Asshat

Stiltzkin 06-07-2003 07:13 AM

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Ninja 06-07-2003 07:15 AM

Stiltzkin smells of elderberrys

Stiltzkin 06-07-2003 07:26 AM

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Midlandmadman 06-07-2003 08:51 AM

bones once had an sexual relationship with a bowl of vanilla pudding!

Zotz 06-07-2003 09:08 AM

Midlandmadman once drank perfume to see if it would make his farts smell like roses.

Midlandmadman 06-07-2003 09:16 AM

It did, And now Zotz calls me to come over and fart all over his house to get rid of the mouldy cheese smell that is in it!

rockzilla 06-07-2003 10:59 AM

Midlandmadman used to hold the Guiness record for most penguins raped in a 24-hour period. His record was broken last year by the surviving member of Milli Vanilli. And now midlandmadman spends all his time training to recapture the record.

Stiltzkin 06-07-2003 11:12 AM

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rockzilla 06-07-2003 11:32 AM

Stiltzkin was the transvestite hooker that Eddie Murphy was "just giving a ride home" to.

BBtB 06-07-2003 01:16 PM

rockzilla is the walrus. Koo Koo Cachoo.

Stiltzkin 06-07-2003 01:39 PM

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BBtB 06-07-2003 02:12 PM

Naw just copious amounts of weed.

Stiltzkin is a rhinestone cowboy. Dun dun DUN.

TaiModan 06-07-2003 02:59 PM

BBtB isnt really the answer to all our problems... he's the question everybody asks.

3leggedfrog 06-07-2003 03:25 PM

*right*frog says in a fake german accent rubbing his beard. Yaimodan is suffering from an acute anal explosiveness (oppsite of anal retentiveness) which was not resolved as a baby. he now rebells agaisnt all forms of authority. yea this is true. lol

Stiltzkin 06-07-2003 04:12 PM

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uncle phil 06-07-2003 04:43 PM

stiltz dreams of nails raking the backs of his eyeballs...

bundy 06-07-2003 04:54 PM

uncle phil wishes that one day, they'll let him go in American Idol, so he can do his Material Girl drag number.

Stiltzkin 06-07-2003 04:57 PM

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BBtB 06-07-2003 05:53 PM

First time I literally laughed out loud on this thread for that last post. (Me speak well, english)

Damnit Jim, Bones is a doctor not a psychic looking into people 's psyche and finding their deepest darkest secrets

manalone 06-07-2003 05:56 PM

BBtB is the head of an international crime syndicate. His real name... David Lo Pan!

BBtB 06-07-2003 06:10 PM

manalone is about to be a dead man if he dosn't keep his mouth shut. Stiltzkin send out the penguins! Time to send manalone a message. And um.. he is bald too.. I suppose.

Stiltzkin 06-07-2003 08:29 PM

Sorry BBtB, I'd send them out but likely someone will send me a PM telling me it is offensive to send out penguins. Won't say anything about you either, BBtB, as that will also likely end up with someone sending me a PM telling me that its offensive.

Mr.Deflok 06-08-2003 12:05 AM

Stiltzkin dreams of being cock masaged by 10 year old she-male girl guides.

Empty_One 06-08-2003 12:15 AM

Mr.Deflok wishes he was a 10 year old she-male girl guide

THE MAC GOD 06-08-2003 01:29 AM

Empty_One leads a sad hollow shell of a life, but makes terrific Teriyaki.

Fremen 06-08-2003 02:17 AM

The Mac Gods' name isn't about the computer, but about the pasta in the box. ;)
(Mmmm, cheeeeeese!)

THE MAC GOD 06-08-2003 04:03 AM

Fremen believes that because he himself is a cheese maniac and still believes that the moon is made of cheese.

uncle phil 06-08-2003 04:12 AM

mac hides in the bushes and waits for school buses to go by so that he can throw eggs at them...

THE MAC GOD 06-08-2003 04:14 AM

Uncle Phil tapes me doing it....

SecretMethod70 06-08-2003 06:36 AM

THE MAC GOD is really only a Mac Angel with an inferiority complex.

splck 06-08-2003 07:20 AM

SecretMethod70 wears pink slippers in the morning. The high heels only come out at night.

splck 06-08-2003 08:09 AM

Bones subscribes to my website. In fact, he has it as his homepage.

HamiC 06-08-2003 10:20 AM

Splck accidently spilled super glue on his desk and is now only able to type two letters at a time.

uncle phil 06-08-2003 01:35 PM

bones has a whole garage full of...PANTS!

paddyjoe 06-08-2003 01:52 PM

Bones attempted to collect enough wine corks for Sammy's bats, but alas, he only drinks from screw-top bottles.


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