Bundy purchased the STD and blowjob package.

bing bing drives a studebaker...truck...

uncle phil chases that studebaker and tries to catch a whiff of the exhaust

flyman has a bottle of Pixiedust next to his bed. :)

bing bing has under his pillow a secret stash of talcum powder. He seriously believes it's fairy dust.

hmph. forgot to read page bloody five!

oh well, icpdude also has a secret stash of talcum powder under his pillow. As a matter of fact he shares bing bing's pillow!

SexyCat Had Sex With A 3 1/2 Floppy Drive

Gn@sher had sex with a 5 1/4 drive... :)

(i must have missed sexycat...)

icp watches wild fires on tv and drools...

Uncle Phil is really my AUNT Phil.

BonesCPA is really a russian woman body builder in disguise.

Wrkime is a gentle soul that looks for the good in all hearts. Unfortunately this means a lot of physical abuse by others that do not share this vision. Because of this, he is about to give up on humanity and ascend to a higher plane of existence again, for he is not from our world, but a parallel dimension of entities that worship Richard Simmons as their god.

Amen

Pheatius was the "Get off my train" dude in 'Ghost'...

Don't tell anyone.....but Meridae'n installed a buttplug on his pottery wheel.

paddyjoe knows this cuz his real name is peepin'joe.

*you sick bastard you*

flyman once partook in a coprophagia party.

bing bong does a really neat trick using ping pong balls and his arse

bundy wears high cut, bikini style underwear.

bing bing is an Icy hot stunta

zoom went out and bought (are you ready for this...) a brand new pair of (here it comes...) sleeper jammies...

uncle phil actually thinks he almost won the publisher clearing house sweepstakes!

Midlandmadman doesn't have a gag reflex.

bing bing is currently working on book called 'why I love to streak'.

Pyrate Has Secret Obsession With Pierced Dicks!!!!!!!(Errrrrrrrr!)

Gn@sher has 6 nipples

midmad eagerly awaits ed mcmahon at his door...

Uncle Phil Believes Tattoo really ran Fantasy Island and started a petition to have Hervé Villechaize named a Saint by the Catholic Church, but the Catholic Church decided that they had enough short and French saints, so they said no.

Ha ha... Ze plane buss, ze plane! Gold Pheatius!

It's a pity then that i must tell everyone that your seamen is brown...

and Meridae'n knows this cuz he did a head exploratory on Pheatius' penis.

flyman's voice doesn't echo...

Meri is one of those dodgy old men who goes around telling young guys like flyman about their filthy sex adventures in an effort to turn them on, and take advantage of them.

Who you calling old!!!


bundy has no skin between his nostrils... and has made a killing as an extra for George Lucas

Meridae'n's *bling* meter goes off when it's mentioned that he's old.


*might need a new set of uncle phil's sleeper jammies soon eh?*

flyman sucks a dangerous amount of cock.

bing bing can suck-start a Concord...

meridae'n put altezzas on a camaro

Meridae'n has a urinary tract infection.

i heard bing bing could suck the chrome off of a trailor hitch......

with his ass....

flyman collects hail...

meri keeps a blow-up doll under his mattress...