stiltz is really a super moderator in disguise...

uncle phil was in the Manhattan project. Oh he didn't design any nuclear weapons. He traded beads with indians for land.

BBtB is an incredibly good guesser; he aced his way through highschool and college using this method. Yup, true story. ;)

uncle phil reads Nancy Drew books

Stiltzkin is still stuck in Grade 8, which is the reason for his envy of BBtB's guessing skills.


(HiThereDear co-authored those Nancy Drew books)

TaiModan thinks HiThereDear is slow. So he smote him.

HiThereDear and TaiModan both enjoy skipping posts :D

Oh and BBtB is actually Chinese, he just won't admit it :)

As does Stiltzkin but he can't help it. I am just so good. Also ... I guess he is gay or something.

Stiltzkin likes my methods so much he copies me.


BBtB, dammit... sneaking around like that, just because you failed "The Farm" doesnt mean you keep trying.

TaiModan and BBtB are both jelly-fish monsters who rape giant starfish on a planet called Tertius.

Stiltzkin used to work for Enquirer, but they fired him for trying to have his way with the MonkeyMan

MonkeyMan was actually a monkey woman... TaiModan wishes to some day contruct a building made entirely out of moustache hairs, and he is going to call it, "Ode to Geraldo Rivera"

Stiltzkin's highest score in scrabble is 7

Meridae'n is immortalised as the only man to ever enjoy "Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya sisterhood"

He even has a Ya Ya

manalone has never owned a Transformer

Meridae'n used to do bad bad things to his decipticon figurines. he never did go in for those goody goody autobots.

bundy used to get turned on by riding Autobot Sunstreaker in car form up and down his penis.

MrDeflok used to love to talk into a fan and pretend he was Soundwave

the size of megatron was larger than meridae'n's ...well let just say that he is very embarassed about it.

3leggedfrog was teased in school because he was a 3 finned guppy.

splck has never won a game of Noughts and Crosses

Meridae'n once ate a whole bowl of mayonnaise to see KoRn backstage. Yup, that was him.

Stiltzkin never tips his waiters.

jive050488 goes to Hooters, sits down, stares at some ass for a while, leaves a tip, and takes off. Weird. :crazy:

Stiltzkin likes his women like he likes his meat, fatty!!!!! Whats up with that, seriously?

jive050488 is just saying that because he is trying to cover up his fetishes. all of them

3leggedfrog once went to a McD's and ordered 20 burgers for himself. When he was on his last one, he noticed a rat tail sticking out of a burger, and then came to the realization that he had just finished eating 19 rat burgers. He finished up the last one, and asked for 20 more. Truly weird.

By the way, whats wrong with fatty women, huh? So long as she's not morbidly obese. I mean a little bit of fat can be cute, and being a little fat is better being extremely skinny and... well this conversation is best suited for another thread. :D

i have had rat before as well as dog nothing wrong with that. lol

anyway on Wednesdays Stiltzkin like to go to the garbage heap looking for old soiled panties.

3leggedfrog got expelled from junior high for poking mudcrabs up his date with a burning stick



Edit: too slow

Stiltzkin awoke one morning with the entire band of Kiss all around him waving their tongues at him. Apoligizing to them that he 'didn't bend that way', he then motioned for the 20 groupies that were behind Kiss to come over . . .

The Mac God thinks the coolest way to smoke anything is through his nose. His sinus cavities are completely burnt as he has spent several years smoking weed through his nostrils...

Stiltzkin is the infamous goat-fucker of the Apalachians

Fuck yeah baby! ::spanks a goat:: Ahem.

Mr.Deflok has actually tried sticking feathers up his butt. He felt like a chicken for a little while, until he tried blending in to a chicken coop, then things went really bad...

Stiltzkin fathered his own sister.

Mr Deflok wrote that one chumpawamba song.

"I get knocked down I get up again. You aint ever going to get me down!"

BBtB jams out hard to that song. He once became so emotional with that song that he ended up running naked in the streets while listening to it on his headphones...

Also BBtB doesn't really stand for BobBoBtheBob, it really stands for "Better Bend than Break". Das right, old Chinese proverb... or something.

Stiltzkin only comes to this thread because the voices in his head said "do it, or we will spread mustard all over your bed, and mayo on your pillow."

TaiModan's mother is a virgin

meridae'ns dad is still a virgin. the pizza boy isn't

but of course, didnt you know Jesus has a little brother? I dont really talk to my family much though... they're a little too high and mighty be good...

ANYHOW... Meridae'n has dreams of winning the world record for longest surfing online... for pictures of chickens....


I need sleep.