KWSN is responsible for SARS.

Phaenx is secretly a worshiper of Hitler trying to bring back the Third Reich and overthrow George bush and become dictator of the former USA.

muckluck has proven mathematically that there is no god...

already jumped was the sniper on the grassy knoll during JFK's assasination and framed it all on Lee Harvey Ozwald.

muckluck claims to have invented igneous rocks...

Bones can trace direct ancestory back to the Little Engine that Could...

Already Jumped, only thought about jumping. But when push came to shove he knocked his twin brother (whom incedently was forced to live under the stairs for tax reasons, and really only Already Jumped knew of his excistance cause his mother; Mrs Jumped had drank the memory of Never gonna Jump out of her head) over the edge... and took all the credit of jumping AND coming back to life after reconstructing his head.

(shaking mine...)


gs once walked to bentonville naked...

phil thinks he's a freakin' bird.......what a sad scenario that is....

come on phil,get a grip.

flyman is actually a spider! he lures all the other flyes 2 him n consumes their blood! such trickery flyman!

iRtehCrispeh r actually rather cheweh.

Bones like frogs...
http://www.jimwoodring.com/strangerc...chelorsite.jpg

<i>Note: clicking on link will

A) not be safe for your work environment

B) not aid in keeping lunch down in stomache

C) will bust left side of gut

D) make you think really hard.</i>


Gaint Hamburger someday hopes to reach the 4th stage of <a href="http://www.skitzo.dk/tbk/hamburger.jpg">"hamburger"</a>

Giant Hambuger actually contains 80% soy. The rest is horse rectum.

Bones is the evil child-stealing mutant-cat cleverly dressed up like santa claus in my avatar. The infamous Dr. Whisker J. Meowenstein.

phaenx has memorized the complete works of dr. seuss...

uncle phil used be aunt nancy

Arock has not heeded the warnings and has tried repeatedly to roller skate in a buffalo herd.

KWSN still wears 'hypercolour' T-shirts

Meridaen comes to the TFP for the articles

bones is nothing but a childish pimp dawg...

flyman got his name because of an unnatural fondness for zippers.

That's really vermin in his avatar

KWSN owns a Yugo

meridaen sold the lawn guy his last three yugos...

ohhh yeeeah......

bones used to be on STAR TREK.......

bwaaahahahahahahahaaaaaaa bones

Flyman only knows that because hes quite popular in the trekkie world

iRtehCrispeh totally and I mean TOTALLY loves the backstreet boys!!!!!!

Midland Mad Man
is actually a sane woman from the North

Manalone actually has another man w/ him, hes just got his head down at the moment....enough said there:D

iRtehCrispeh was in rehab after being hooked on phonics.

Vermin watched the ENTIRE 2 hour season finale of American Idols....






















naked!

Sad news GSRIDER has just been found dead! Cause: The hang yourself n suck on a lemon whack off trick:( poor guy

Dammit Jim, Bones is a Doctor, not a mechanic.

This is sad but true....................................................................


The director of Deliverance got the idea for the "squeal like a pig" scene from watching Pheatius at his family reunion!

Midlandmadman has a brett farve figurine collection hidden behind his Lions banner.

GSRIDER is actually from the Land of Wine and Roses.

holtmate lives in a walk-in freezer...

uncle phil politely declines on courtesy reach-a-rounds

Arock IS a rock.

He gained consciousness in the New Mexico desert during the first atomic bomb test and now lives in a desk in some unnamed nuclear scientist where he sneaks out during breaks and at night to make his TFP posts.