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Reveal the previous poster's deepest, darkest secret...
Does he enjoy tripping old people at the park? Does he lick the silverware before the dinner guests arrive? Does she like to make ferret noises when she has sex? We want to know!
Of course, if you don't know the previous poster personally, you'll just have to make something up... Let the mud fly. |
He's gay.
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BoCo's deepest darkest secret is that I'm (I mean he's)actually not such a big asshole afterall
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alpha phi is actually Bad Girl
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He licks frogs when the full moon reflects on his garden pond.
He invented the term 'might is right' His left arm is only hairy from the elbow up. He listens to bach and believes there are subliminal messages relating to geometry contained within. |
Folks this thread could be very funny or it could turn out like the old flame thread that was deleted.
So keep it light and fun or it will be gone. Back to the nonsense. KWSN is actually Terresque. |
Redravin is Slobodan Milosevic.
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redravin is actually from the fully-frozen north (which is thawing out now), not the semi-frozen north.
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bundy secretly likes to skip KWSN's postshttp://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies...ta/dogpile.gif
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Alpha phi has a thing for scottish midgets.
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fhqwhgads got sick when his name was registered.
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flyman is just like his current title suggests -- He's INSANE!!!!!!!
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HA HA HA!!! They are the perfect height and there's room on their head for my ashtray:cool: troit really has dephiled his self ;) |
troits secret is that he regularly posts incredible threads on the tb.
oh, and KWSN's little secret is that hes too damn fast at posting, and he likes to jump in before me! *edit* Dammit, its also Alpha's little secret as well. |
Bundy has 16 toes. Three of them are on his scrotum.
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goodness me.
let me just check myself again!! laughter laughs too much. |
bundy is a cheap drunk.his heart is drenched in wine...
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flyman smokes so much bud he forgot.........................Ummmm I forgot
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Alpha Phi, like redravin40, is also Slobodan Milosevic.
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KWSN likes the words Slobodan Milosevic
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Alpha phi is a gay hermaphrodite transexual crossdresser.
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from what i hear,mango gets it on with fruit.
hehehehe fruit |
Alpha Phi is, on top of being Slobodan Milosevic, Mikael Gorbachev.
http://www.newgenevacenter.org/portrait/gorbachev.jpg + http://www.radicalparty.org/photos/milosevic.jpg = http://www.alphaphi.org/alpha_phi_li...0logo%202c.jpg Edit: The same goes for Flyman. |
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KWSN keeps a red ribbon is his wallet for luck |
he's the ashole who awalks around in the summertime saying "how about that heat"
(bonus pts if anyone gets the ref) |
nah its from Dennis Leary's song - Asshole
Bones secretly uses a mac... :gasp: |
qpid is a necrophiliac... oh wait... that's not a secret...
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KWSN watches cartoons ;) oh wait...I don't think that's a secret
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bones is a little slow on the replies.........
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sexycat is really a sexy woman!!
ooh yeah burn |
Bones loves Aqua, which is where he got his nick from, that and his love of Star Trek
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qpid is addicted to caffeine
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sexycat spent time in jail for "interacting" wtih small furry underaged animals
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Qpid has big feet
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SexyCat has implants and is a nympho
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qpid likes to get head
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Sexycat sucks!
... and swallows |
qpid likes to "use" miracle whip
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sexycat smears peanut butter over herself and has the dog lick it off
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qpid is a dog
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sexycat likes to have sex by black men with large cocks
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qpid is a black man with a large cock
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sexycat is a chick with big tits
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qpid is a post whore
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Sexycat is just a whore, who works for food stamps and um.. crack
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qpid has sex!!! for free!!!
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SexyC works in fast food
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qpid is poor
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sexycat likes WOMEN
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qpid likes WOMEN
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SexyC likes to look at breasts
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bones likes to hear voices and respond to them like Tyler Durden
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Bones has a super delayed reaction to responding to posts
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qpid has a fetish for posting on tfp. But then again, don't we all?
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zmbabwe has an "infatuation" with lisa simpson and thats one reason why he likes to point out the faults in everyone eklse
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qpid is psychic and secretly plans to take over the world when the iron is hot.
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zmbabwe is too close to the truth and needs to be eliminated
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qpid must be stopped before it is too late, or else all will be forced to wear non-matching socks!
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zmbabwe has a fear of socks
and clowns and kitty cats |
qpid shoots arrows outta his ass.
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bones keeps a mayonnaise jar under his computer station...
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SexyCat is having an affair with Bill Gates which is how she knows about his plans for world domination. :p
*edit* sorry, I have no idea why this is in the wrong place, I swear I posted it after SexyCat *shrug* |
onodrim has problems with names
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K-Billy lives in Ohio.
Ooh. Dissed. |
KWSN enjoys watching Vanilla Ice videos
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KWSN lives in a radio station basement.
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gov135 runs a secret organization to overturn the government and replace it with a new form of government known as the 1-3-5 model. What these numbers stand for...only he knows.
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SecretMethod70 was the "mastermind" behind Crystal Pepsi.
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fhqwhgads is really the guy who shot kennedy
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stan the man is an author and writes under the pen name shirley the girly
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stan the man is Josef Stalin, but less cuddly.
Edit: Same for Zotz, just he's Karl Marx. |
zolt has no idea what hes talkin about
(a little close to home my friend) |
stan the man rides around naked on his moped.
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fremen likes to think about stan the man riding around naked on his moped ;)
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onodrim was once the pilot of a great steamship that sails the mighty Mississippi river back in the early 1800's
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onodrim dreams of a time when all will live in harmony. Nah, really she is really a closet pirate who rapes and pillages on the weekends and any national holidays.
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Cycler likes to rub olive oil all over his body and roll around naked on the green shag carpeting in his living room.
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Sexycat secretly wishes richee would rub olive oil all over his body and roll around naked on the green shag carpeting in Her
living room, with Her! |
richeee has wierd dreams...
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uncle phil is not REALLY your uncle.
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myMHz has less frequency than he'd like.
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rat bastid is really a drunken amish hampster in human form but assumes drunken amish hampster form every 2nd tuesday at 2.30pm.
didn't you know? |
Miranda was never born ! At least that is what the profile says ...
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marcopolo is really a battery charged iguana!!!!
muahahaha!!! i was born! *sniff* ohhh :( |
Miranda likes to spy into peoples window at night with his sock puppet named Horace!
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GuttersnipeXL is a bird who never learned to fly... but sure can walk fast. ;)
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Despite what most people think, troit is actually a guy.
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BoCo never was a MoFo....it was all a cover
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Bones collects Smurf paraphenelia
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bobmsythe is really bobmsmith
see the difference? he didn't want anyone to know! |
<span STYLE="text-decoration:line-through"> bobmsmythe</span> ariekitten has spots on <span STYLE="text-decoration:line-through">his</span> her naughty parts oozing with puss
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bones is a wannabe pirate...
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Uncle Phil isn't really an uncle. That's just what they call him in prison.
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Bones has 12 toes...
8 on one foot and 4 on the other. |
A quick peek at the nether regions would reveal that World's King is actually World's Queen...
-Mikey |
Edit...Mikey chalupa is a nomadic alpaca rancher!
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The XL refers to depth, not length.
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Bones used to be a merchant in a marketplace in Mexico.
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wrkime just wants us all to think he lives in New England when in fact he lives in Iraq...
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troit loves upstate winters...
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