stiltz is really a super moderator in disguise...

uncle phil was in the Manhattan project. Oh he didn't design any nuclear weapons. He traded beads with indians for land.

BBtB is an incredibly good guesser; he aced his way through highschool and college using this method. Yup, true story. ;)

uncle phil reads Nancy Drew books

Stiltzkin is still stuck in Grade 8, which is the reason for his envy of BBtB's guessing skills.


(HiThereDear co-authored those Nancy Drew books)

TaiModan thinks HiThereDear is slow. So he smote him.

HiThereDear and TaiModan both enjoy skipping posts :D

Oh and BBtB is actually Chinese, he just won't admit it :)

As does Stiltzkin but he can't help it. I am just so good. Also ... I guess he is gay or something.

Stiltzkin likes my methods so much he copies me.


BBtB, dammit... sneaking around like that, just because you failed "The Farm" doesnt mean you keep trying.

TaiModan and BBtB are both jelly-fish monsters who rape giant starfish on a planet called Tertius.

Stiltzkin used to work for Enquirer, but they fired him for trying to have his way with the MonkeyMan

MonkeyMan was actually a monkey woman... TaiModan wishes to some day contruct a building made entirely out of moustache hairs, and he is going to call it, "Ode to Geraldo Rivera"

Stiltzkin's highest score in scrabble is 7

Meridae'n is immortalised as the only man to ever enjoy "Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya sisterhood"

He even has a Ya Ya

manalone has never owned a Transformer

Meridae'n used to do bad bad things to his decipticon figurines. he never did go in for those goody goody autobots.

bundy used to get turned on by riding Autobot Sunstreaker in car form up and down his penis.

MrDeflok used to love to talk into a fan and pretend he was Soundwave

the size of megatron was larger than meridae'n's ...well let just say that he is very embarassed about it.

3leggedfrog was teased in school because he was a 3 finned guppy.

splck has never won a game of Noughts and Crosses

Meridae'n once ate a whole bowl of mayonnaise to see KoRn backstage. Yup, that was him.

Stiltzkin never tips his waiters.

jive050488 goes to Hooters, sits down, stares at some ass for a while, leaves a tip, and takes off. Weird. :crazy:

Stiltzkin likes his women like he likes his meat, fatty!!!!! Whats up with that, seriously?

jive050488 is just saying that because he is trying to cover up his fetishes. all of them

3leggedfrog once went to a McD's and ordered 20 burgers for himself. When he was on his last one, he noticed a rat tail sticking out of a burger, and then came to the realization that he had just finished eating 19 rat burgers. He finished up the last one, and asked for 20 more. Truly weird.

By the way, whats wrong with fatty women, huh? So long as she's not morbidly obese. I mean a little bit of fat can be cute, and being a little fat is better being extremely skinny and... well this conversation is best suited for another thread. :D

i have had rat before as well as dog nothing wrong with that. lol

anyway on Wednesdays Stiltzkin like to go to the garbage heap looking for old soiled panties.

3leggedfrog got expelled from junior high for poking mudcrabs up his date with a burning stick



Edit: too slow

Stiltzkin awoke one morning with the entire band of Kiss all around him waving their tongues at him. Apoligizing to them that he 'didn't bend that way', he then motioned for the 20 groupies that were behind Kiss to come over . . .

The Mac God thinks the coolest way to smoke anything is through his nose. His sinus cavities are completely burnt as he has spent several years smoking weed through his nostrils...

Stiltzkin is the infamous goat-fucker of the Apalachians

Fuck yeah baby! ::spanks a goat:: Ahem.

Mr.Deflok has actually tried sticking feathers up his butt. He felt like a chicken for a little while, until he tried blending in to a chicken coop, then things went really bad...

Stiltzkin fathered his own sister.

Mr Deflok wrote that one chumpawamba song.

"I get knocked down I get up again. You aint ever going to get me down!"

BBtB jams out hard to that song. He once became so emotional with that song that he ended up running naked in the streets while listening to it on his headphones...

Also BBtB doesn't really stand for BobBoBtheBob, it really stands for "Better Bend than Break". Das right, old Chinese proverb... or something.

Stiltzkin only comes to this thread because the voices in his head said "do it, or we will spread mustard all over your bed, and mayo on your pillow."

TaiModan's mother is a virgin

meridae'ns dad is still a virgin. the pizza boy isn't

but of course, didnt you know Jesus has a little brother? I dont really talk to my family much though... they're a little too high and mighty be good...

ANYHOW... Meridae'n has dreams of winning the world record for longest surfing online... for pictures of chickens....


I need sleep.

3leggedfrog has a girlish laugh

Meridae'n actually understands binary. 00000010 in binary is 2. Thats an awesome sig by the way, Maridae'n.

hee hee hee only when i see you

opps skipped

on thirsday Stiltzkin dances a jig in a tou tou

::dancing a jig in a tou tou:: Huh?

3leggedfrog has about 40 gigs worth of regular porn, but he doesn't want anyone to know that he has a top-secret little stash of about 100 megs of gay porn. He keeps it in a plug-n-play harddrive and stashes it in a safe beneath a trap door under his bed.

stiltzkin keeps a picture of himself on the mantle to keep kids away from the fire

ahh their not st's kids meridae'n... your girl said...never mind

3leggedfrog sings along to a song called "the butt-butt song". It is about homosexual anal penetration disguised as a kiddie song, just like, "Lodon Bridge is Falling Down" or "Ring Around the Rosies".

Stiltzkin likes to make a hell of a lot of homosexual references in a short amount of time...

Meridae'n enjoys the references.

meridae'n plays baseball at a gun range. he is the batter

Meridae'n is more transparent than he realises...


3leggedfrog got a chair for christmas off his girl, but refuses to plug it in

skipping again

on friday Stiltzkin goes to bingo to steal all the b's balls

skipping feels like i am playing online video games.

m still in 1st grade

3leggedfrog laces the coffee at work with ground rat droppings he gets from Vermin.

Fremen went to kiss the Blarney Stone and it spat at him...

Because the Blarney Stone was still recovering from Meridae'n kiss

And Blarney's ass still hurt from the anal raping 3leggedfrog gave him.

Mr.Deflok wanted to grow up to be Danny Wahlberg

Mr.Deflok secretly disagrees with his own signature, often running around with feathers up his butt, yelling "I AM CHICKEN, HEAR ME CLUCK!!!!!!!"

crap too slow.............. ok meridae'n likes to pee his pants!

midlandguy can choke chickens, feathers and all, with his bare hands...

uncle phil once put instant coffee in a microwave and went back in time

Meridae'n engages in his own version of the Jerry Springer Show using his fingers as the audience and his toes as the guests.

His sixth toe on his left foot is Jerry...

pyrate is the only loyal watcher to meridae'n show

3leggedfrog is the poor soul who actually has to direct the meridae'n show!

Pyrate has red navel lint

Meridae'n eats that lint right outta the naval

flman provides the used spoon

3leggedfrog can leap buildings in a single bound, if he's on a trampoline, wearing a jetpack and shoes with springs on them to give him a boost...

Stiltzkin rumpled the Miller's daughter.

::finishes up rumplin' up the miller's daughter:: Ohhh yeah!

HiThereDear is a Donald Trump fanatic and collects all the action figures...

on saterday Stiltzkin volunteers at the old folks home and all the old women "look" forward to his visits.

froggy wears clogs around the house...

uncle phil has a limited edition pair of 1930's woolen panties on his mantlepiece.

Mr.Deflok knows every word to 'Stutter-rap'

Meridae'n taught Mr.Deflok every word to 'Stutter-rap'.

Stiltzkin is training an army of cockroaches to take over the Meridae'n's bedroom.

Mr.Deflok snorts fairy floss

Meridae'n's Secret is that he likes to masterbate in a bathtub full of mint jello while listening to "Sweet Madam Blue":crazy:

Meridae'n only picked that name because it's a pain to write...

MAC GOD you are breaking the rules!

queedo's dirty little secret is that he loves to tattle tale even when there isn't a reason!

HEHE

MAC GOD loves wet toilet seats :rolleyes:

queedo got scared watching 'Ghost'

queedo has never heard an Iron Maiden tune! (See Sticky's lyric thread!) :D

queedo has never heard an Iron Maiden tune! (See Sticky's lyric thread!) But what would one expect from North Canton, Ohio---DEVO???
:D

Richeee loves to go swimming with bow legged women and swim between their legs.

queedo's favourite Corr is the drummer...

Meridae'n best job so far is cleaning gum from under seats in new york sub way

FROG screws toads.

*is that incest?*

flyman is allergic to oxygen

Meridae'n's bling meter is past redline

flyman is actually Jeff Goldblume, you know, from that movie "The Fly"... yeah. :rolleyes:

Stiltzkin is trying to grow his fingernails so they are longer than his penis

Meridae'n tried to grow his fingernails so they were longer than his penis too but realised a day later that they were already 1.5 cm long.

Mr.Deflok is the fluffy white cat every top level bad guy seems to be stroking with their backs to the screen...

pyrate wants fly's sleeper jammies...

Uncle Phil once asked me to touch his thinggy

queedo has a market stall in Zanzibar selling hand-crafted dentures and insoles...