another poorly timed attack king phil...
you play too easily into my hands.

king phil, or as he prefers to be called, uncle phil, has a deep dark secret.
once, in the first years of his reign, in an attempt to silence his opposition, phil kidnapped a whole family of pigs.
they still live in his basement, although they are horribly scarred now from all the torture.

for the love of god phil, release them. or at least let them see the sun one more time.

bundy collects used silicon breasts...

Meridae'n sodomises different goats each week.

flyman gives Mer directions on how to sodomise goats... each week visually

..and 3 leggedfrog dresses up as the goat!

while Pyrate prances around in his birthday suit yelling at the top of his lungs......


"HARDER,
HARDER,HARDER"

Flyman kicked a puppy for a Klondike Bar.

Conclamo Ludus was once a cheerleader for Western Michigan (Broncos)...

http://www.marshall.edu/msc/Photos/0...WM2/012581.jpg

but was ask to leave the squad after it was realized she was only faking school spirit...

pheatius sniffed that armpit and found it to be wanting...

unkie phil installed a bird feeder just inside his livingroom window...

come on goat man, lets get the old king phil...

of course, phils bird feeder is also layered with super glue, so that he can trap and abuse the poor unsuspecting birds.

I have heard that uncle phil loves stuffing live woodpeckers down his partially soiled jammies..........Oh, what a feeling!

paddyjoe pees on his hands and then touches everything he sees in public bathrooms.

conclamo hangs out in public toilets and when no ones looking, he licks the amenities in the hope of tasting paddys pee.

The only problem is in every public bathroom I go into bundy is looking!

thats right conclamo.

someone needs to keep a careful eye on your filthy habits.

and since i do a lot of watching of the conclamo disease, i must also report to all, that he has developed a new habit... he likes to video tape old men do poo.

he sets up an array of cameras inside the toilet. one inside the bowl, one above the bowl and others surrounding the stall.

bundy is the only one I can sell the videos to. Nobody judge him, he keeps me in business!

conclamo sneaks in too fast to register whether it's a good thing or not. Thanks, Martha. :mad:

fremen want us to think he looks like that scary looking Jedi (or is it Sith or whatever) - but his deep dark secret is that in real life, heś that new GAP model.

oh, and conclamo has a nasty case of syphilis.

bundy can't wait til sundown on Fridays so he can finally let his girlfriend out of the basement for the weekend.

Fremen has a pink umbrella... very masculine

goat man sold fremen that pink umbrella from his stash in the trunk of his gremlin...

Uncle (King) Phil likes to put his 'pink umbrella' in the 'trunk' of Meridae'n's 'gremlin'....

Pheatius is an elite member of the Raggydolls' Conglomerate. He also provides tye refreshments for the bi-monthly meetings, held in his bathtub...

pyrate dreams of riding round-trip forever in the chunnel...

Uncle Phil dreams of taking a round trip in Pyrate's chunnel...

Pheatius dreams of taking a one-way trip in Pyrate's chunnel...

Conclamo Ludus dreams of taking a radical sabbatical in Pyrate's chunnel.

and Fremen.........after all this chunnel action......is directing and producing the whole thing on DVD for a mass distribution to all TFPers.

thay's awfully nice of you....thanks

flyman ate the Giant Hamburger´s little brother during a fit of munchies.
he´s now in hiding.

bundy coundn't believe his eyes when he saw what flyman did to GH's little bro.....so......he fled back to pyrates' impacted chunnel.

Fremen believes that the impacted chunnel in question still belongs to the rogue state of Pyrate...

Fremen needs a better spy network to keep up with the current events.

The fair nation of Bundy took that chunnel by storm over 3 hours ago.

geez, keep up Fremen!

bundy is right, in that I can't keep up with his zealotry when it it comes to impacted chunnels. ;)

Fremen has an unhealthy obsession with Al Gore.
he was even caught trying to peek into the poor mans bathroom window to see him do poo.
i´ve just had to tip off the FBI about Fremens passion for toilet webcams.

bundy is thanking his little shrine to Tipper Gore that Fremen wasn't revealing and that richeee happened by!

richeee spends a lot of time hanging from his ceiling and eating via osmosis...

Meri stands outside the old vic pub in Wagga Wagga, yelling; ¨DON¨T CALL WAGGA WAGGA, WAGGA!!!¨, at passers by.

bundy sleepwalks in the nude...

uncle phil makes it a point to mentally picture every post before writing it...

Meri deals dried up goat scotums to his buddies.

bundy has two George Foremen grills...

thats right Meri, they go nicely next to my MASSIVE barbie.

Meri hates barbeques. and he hates beer. and he hates steak. and he hates utes. and he hates sheep. and he hates Bob Hawke.

Well, bundy has two George Foreman girls.

Fremen invented the foldable house, but his invention was a great failure. Why? Because he didn't take into account that houses can't fold if they're made the conventional way!


btw, my 'chunnel' hurts alot. Next time, please book before touring around/in/through it.

Pyrate has breast implants... in his ass

Pyrates ass is sore.

toooot.....toooot.....tooooot..........comin in

Good thing flyman blows a warning before he enters...with that little thing Pyrate would never know he was there.

Paddyjoe has not been posting for over two weeks now...the person signing in under his name is really a burglar that broke into his house while he was on the TFP one night. This fake Paddyjoe has been keeping the real paddyjoe down in the basement and forcing him to watch episodes of Bonanza dubbed in Japanese. His cries for help have gone unheeded.

Pheatius is a paranoid schizaphrenic who has delusions of persecution and a great love of the TV show Mary tyler Moore.... oh wait no i am wrong he just likes to dress like Mary Tyler Moore.... My bad

3leggedfrog is one of Phaetius' multiple personalities.

That's just the whiskey talking in conclamo again. It's really one of HIS multiple personalities

rat has been known to have an uncanny grasp of the obvious...

uncle phil has an uncanny grasp on rat's obvious...

Its obvious that Conclamo Ludus doesn't give a rat's ass how uncanny Uncle Phil is. Wait...that should be...Uncle Phil is an Uncanny X-Man named Rat...er, hold on I think I have it this time...Conclamo Ludus is grasping a rat's ass for one of Uncle Phil's whiskey drinking multiple personalities known as 3leggedfrog, marytylermoore or myself...

pheatius, you're still nuts...

uncle phil cries himself to sleep every night as he never got to carry the olympic torch...

goaty ran down an olympic torch-bearer when it was run through Wagga Wagga so that he could get a light for his bong.

unfortunately, the bong didn´t quite hit the spot, so he drank all of the dirty bong water.

bundy once mistook a pork chop for his little brother and took "him" to a ballgame. *that's so sweet*

Fremen's parents once tied a pork chop around his neck and told him to go play with the neighbours malimute/wolf cross.

it didn't go over well.

Fremen has an unhealthy obsession with bundy (me).

HELP! i´m getting scared.

i´m quite sure that Fremen has been collecting everything that i say, or that is said about me. He prints all of this out and sticks it around his house.

AHHHH!

his whole house is covered in bundy related wallpaper.

no wait, i´m mistaken.

its only a single fremen - not a herd.

ITS FLYMAN whos the true crazy one!!!

bundy is feeling remarkably paranoid.
he makes no sense.
he needs to go outside.

bundy has an unhealthy obsession with my obsession of him.
*psst! hey, bundy! Green is not your color, m'man.*

Fremen thinks fingerpainting with Kool-Aid and Mayonnaise is art.

in the lake that he lives by.....vermin is often seen nakid on a sandy beach playing with twin sisters....

Palmela......Handula......and their cousin Wristena.

Fly man had a horrible Teleporter accedent in the mid 80's

cheese just grates on everybodies nerves. *bad pun, bad*

ah, now Fremen, i´m now rested and feeling strong again.

you shall submit.

Fremen has.... had an excellent set of avatars...
no wait.. thats not nasty...

well, Fremen honestly believes that Homer Simpson is his father.

bundi is so obsessed with himself he double-posts just to see his name twice...

mer secretly adores the "butt" sisters...bertha, bella, betty, and bathsheba butt...

uncle phil is also way into butts.....unfortunately they are usually his own.

Sexycat's biggest secet: Not a cat.

...um...

well...paddyjoe seems to think that Phil is one of those multiple butt monkeys. but he is not. he is our king.

baaa seems totally obessed with a certain sexy cat... but it must also be revealed that baaa is really goaty´s second username. ya can´t fool us meri!

There once was a poster named bundy
He surfed everyday but on Sunday
'Cause on that day he prayed
That he'd finally get laid
By the girl in his avatar one day

The name Pheatius is really just a mispelling of Feces. He can't spell shit. :D

Conclamo Ludus has a cheese-grater slide in his garden. Every night, before bed (which is always 6:00 pm exactly) he lies on his stomach and slides down it. For some reason he finds grating up his genitalia arousing...

Pyrate, Pyrate on the high seas
He'll Pillage and plunder all that he please

All women and sheep fear where he tread
He'll nail any creature that is not dead

Pyrate, O' Pyrate you're comin' ashore
All women run that have seen him before

He's sullied 'em all from east to west
But sullying sheep is what he does best

Pyrate, Pyrate from the high, mighty seas
We're all quite amazed you're not dead from disease

Pheatius has his highs
and Pheatius has his lows
but in writing poetry for this thread
Pheatius certainly blows



(wow so do I)

paddy joe
what a hoe

cheese...
jeez...

phil...
have you ever played kill the dill with the pill?
i wouldn´t suggest playing it with pigs though.

bundy has had a really bad experience with pigs.
he tried kill the dill on uncle phil and...
well.....let's just say it wasn't very pretty.

that is where he get's his knowledge about the pigs from.

Flyman thinks a threesome with tubgirl and goatse would be a hoot.

vermin enjoys thinking about tubgirl and goatse.
and he also enjoys reminding others of these filthy pictures.

thanks mate!

bundy continues to bilk Sydney tourists, by selling them tickets to various Olympic Events.
"So, what time does that game start?...and why are there only 30 people here?"

richee is an incurable romantic when it comes to his doggy matchmaking service.
http://www.petsmart.com/images/artic...10_100x100.jpg

Fremen didn't realise that he's next in line for the Uzbekistan throne until it came to him in a vision.

He is, as we speak, packing his bags.

Pyrate booked me a oneway ticket to Siberia and took my place on the throne.
All hail King Pyrate!

fremen has a picture of the super-fat thong-of-the-day lady in his closet, lit with a blacklight...

uncle phil has super-fat thong-wearing wife

boredjerk wishes for someone as tempting as uncle phils' wife.

fremen's fishing for compliments...

uncle phil cries whenever he sees letterboxes...

Meri plays "Moonlight Sonata" on the kitchen pots whenever he's all alone.

fremen likes to listen to cats fuck.

mmmmrrrrrrrrrrraaawwwwwwooooowwwwwwwwwww

the fly likes to listen to cats fucking ferrets.

mmmmmmmmmmrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaawwwwww - ohhhhhhhhhh!!!

*i'ver never heard that before.must be awful eh?*


bundy wears t-bar ginch when he sleeps at night so when he answers the door for the jehoviah witnesses early the next day,they don't stick around too long.

flyman is known by his local police as a breeder of strange animals.
but what they don´t know is that the fly only breeds these creatures so that he can experience strange, and new sexual adventures.

bundy buys the pictures.

bj looks over bundy's shoulder and jerks off to the pictures...

ew!
you mean bjs behind me...masturbating...EEWWW!!!

of course, everyone knows that King Phil enjoys lurking around behind Prince Charles jerking off while watching Camilla.