I love Lismore white trash!


bundy stalked Johnny all over Darlinghurst when he came out of the house...

Meri smokes banana leaves.

Fremen thinks thats an insult to an Aussie.

and Meri stalked Andy (the Dominatrix catwoman) around the country when she got evicted.

bundy is a dead ringer for Ray Martin...

well, Meri is a dead ringer for Harry Potter (no, not the magician, the old crime reporter on Channel Ten)

bundy once lost an arm wrestle with Calista Flockart

Meri needs to bone up on his spelling.

Nothing gets past Fremen...

Meri is also (strangely) a dead ringer for Jay Leno.

There seems to be alot of Jay Leno lookalikes around here...


bundy can't wait for the next issue of NRMA's 'Open Road'

actually, i quite like that mag, esp the dodgy accomodation section at the back.

no, seriously, Meri subscribes to Patchwork monthly. which is a serious publication dedicated to the wonderful craft of Patchwork.

bundy would take Monty over Sami anyday...

actually, having worked with Monty and Sami, i´d prolly choose Monty, ah, no i wouldn´t. Sami´s ass OWNS.

Meri would take Jim Whaley over Sami.

bundy's avatar is a picture of him that Meridae'n took on his birthday.

CL snorts Labradore fur...

Meri was hoping that someone other than another Down under-er would post next, but he secretly feared it would be richeee. His fears have been met-and he's sobbing in the corner, trying to play, what he calls his didjeridoo!

richeee isn't quick enough...

but too quick for Meridae'n!

well, richeeeeee is too quick for me.

cos he´s in love with fluffy bunnies.

and Meri lives on ´the road to Gundagai´.
or is that the dog on the tucker-box?

Bundy has secretly figured out that ever single one of these secrets... Is actually true!!

guypunkr once sat in as a guest guitarist for Ricky Martin's backup band. He got the job for giving a "job" if you know what I mean.

Conclamo Ludus once received a love note from Roseanne, which he then put in his keepsake trunk.

Fremen once ate 9849 pounds of polish sausage, but never wanted the fame for holding the world record, so he kept the secret to himself!!

guypunkr was actually trying to write "gatefucker", but his one hand wasn't too steady.

fremen's door swings both ways.....

*i knew it...i fucking knew it..........*

Flyman is a real Flyman...

guypunkr is into stupid,cute ........elmo dolls

Hey, they shake when you squeeze 'em. What else could you want in a mate?

J/k.

Flyman is obsessed with Charlie Chaplin Lookalikes.

gatefucker er...I mean, guypunkr, actually likes listening to crying babies on airlines.

Fremen eats barocca

Meri makes me eat barocca (whatever that is) by holding my dog over a cliff.

Fremen loves his mommy, as much as he can, as many times as he can, and in any way that he can...

guypunkr has a birthmark in the shape of a swastika on the opening of his urethra...

Hey!! How'd you know?

J/k.

Meri doesn't know English, he speaks only in binary code and has to dictate to a translator to use the TFP.

guypunkr's fantasises over the red Tellytubby

And Meri dreams of someday having them all, with barney and his friends...

dammit punky!
slow down, so i can attack Meri as well!!

Punky is really selfish and seeks to keep Meri and his vulnerable ass all for himself.

and Meri wants us to believe he could attract such a great looking girlfriend.
he actually just leached that picky from iwishihadagirlfriend.com.au

Bundy's made Punky take a break from this thread for the rest of the night...

J/k, no hard feelings :)

well, you just made a friend bundy, and gave her a big head!


punky was born without an Illio-Tibial Band...

Meri is not a child of the Revolution.
don't you realise that the illio-tibial band is a bad thing designed to limit your free thought... without your free thoughts, Meri, the evil King Phil has you in the palm of his gnarled old hand.
you had better have your illio-thingy band removed.

But then i would extremely restrict the movement of my hip joint...


bundy was cheering for Grant Hackett at the 2000 Olympics (traitor!)

Meri wishes he was Rumpole.

(that Grant Hackett call was really nasty! how could anyone cheer for that guy?)

bundy is a suck (she thinks you're funny)

Meri and his lady are sorely mistaken,
Bundy is not funny.

bundy shops at Go-Lo

what is that?
a Wagga version of Bi-Lo? haha.

Meri loiters around the local CWA hall so when the old ladies are shuffling in for their weekly hit of bingo, he can steal their lucky charms and special highlighters.

It is actually...


bundy actually likes eating Warheads

you bet i do!
esp those super sour ones!!!!


Meri wishes he could meet Ben from the BIG ARVO

bundy is a post whore (rich, i know!)

ouch!!

Meri dreams about Rove, and Peter Hellier, and Corinne Grant (all at once)

just kidding... most of us here in Nonsense are!


bundi wants a threesome with Barry Humpries and Kerry-Anne Kennelly

hmmmm..KAK!!!
i just love that Leggos ad she does (NOT!!)


Meri uses American Psycho as a behaviou guide.

bundy drives a pink Excel...

haha...

meri drives a new lime green beetle. but he swapped that fake white gerbera for a yellow rose.

bundy should spend more time poopin'

laxative spends more time over the shitter than the entire 'Cheers' cast...

Meridae'n had a gut-wrenching, poop-inducing crush on Cliff Claven.

laxative eats far too much curry...

mer can't wait to jump into his brand new pair of...SLEEPER JAMMIES!!!

UP has an unhealthy obsessions with sleeping apparel...

Meri goes to car washes nude, with the windows rolled down. He says that he likes the feeling of the hot wax on his naked torso.

Conclamo Ludus's family tree is a straight line...

Meri's family tree is a piece of driftwood.

bundy, bundy, fast and loose
Though he's missing parts and screws
His pinky toe, if it be known
Is really rather blue

:)

Sorry, but I coudn't resist going for bundy...!

:D

Pyrate likes to break the rules of the game.

Conclamo Ludus does not dance.
He likes to move to Eurotrash trance.

Conclamo Ludus does not dance.
But he has a fire in his pants.

He will not grind.
He will not break.
He will not tango, or shimmy or shake.

Give him a bass groove with a high-pitch squeal
He'll eat it up, like dying man's last meal
Swaying to and fro will please him the most
Like a drugged-up, acid-tripping German Falco Ghost

yon pheatius has a lean and hungry look...leaning out the window and looking for...(ready for this?)...CHICKEN SOUP!!!

Uncle Phil can't dance. He has three left feet.

Conclamo Ludus has never had a bath. He wont engage in any acts he can't spell...


Fremen is still shit scared of moths

Meri wants to vote Regina out of the Big Brother house. (NOOOO!!!)

Fremen, moths, nuff said.

Ouch! Regina's a champ... i want to have her children


Bundy has an original copy of 'Stutter-rap', signed by Morris Minor & the Majors...

i know, GO REGGIE!!!! what a legend.

Meri is Ivan Milats love child. (and the mother is Rose Porteous), how do those razor blades taste, Ivan?

Bones is what he eats...

Conclamo doesn't know that the front funnel on the Titanic was a fake


guess the cats out of the bag now...

Meri thinks that Neddy Smith is his dad.
he travels up to Grafton to visit Ned in prison.

Neddy Smith really is bundy's dad. Meri believes they are brothers. Except Neddy Smith goes up to Grafton to visit bundy in prison.

Conclamo is really Roger Rogerson. Roger the Dodger. Australias nastiest cop.

Bundy repeated kindergarten...

actually...no thats not right.

Meri took three years to do his HSC.
pathways man, pathways.

Bundy did the VCE...

no, i'll take that back, that was a bit over the top.

looks like Meridae'n's goat turned into a two headed freak with only one breast.....too bad dude.

shoulda stayed with the goat man.

flyman is sooooooo excited for the 2010 Olympics, he has started renting out his cardboard housing!
Good Luck, Fly!

richeee makes love by numbers...

how'd you know i live in a cardboard house?

richeee is jealous that paddyjoe has dibs on my couch for the 2010 olympics and not him.

*edit* damn too slow.

Meri jerks off very fast...just like posting

the Fly is actually a fifteen hundred year old demon. the great hamster demon. fear him people, for he is pure evil.

bundy has a neat little trick with hamsters...

....feltching anyone?

the Fly is Richard Gere, in disguise.

bundy is in looooove with richard gere.....you freak...stay away from me man......you make me feel all weird inside.

well Fly, no one, and i mean NOONE, wears a tie as well Mr Gere.
and he was brilliant as Billie Flynn in Chicago.

anyway,
Flyman disagrees with the whole notion of stalking people.

Bundy is also in love with Gus the Snail.


And moths still spook Fremen...

M has a whole collection of moths stashed in a jar.

*weirdo*

Dammit!
the FLY too quick.
well, what can i expect... he is a demon.

oh, and Meri breeds those nasty looking Devils Head Moths, so he can torture Fremen (whose locked in the basement)

Bundy has no idea what 'girt by sea' means...

mer is secretly planning a hostile take-over of my slowly growing "sleeper jammie" business...

uncle phil doesn't have the capital to start his jammie business, or the contacts...

uncle phil bought Elvis' sleeper jammies off e-bay for $25,000. What a deal!

oh hell, Meri's fast...too fast in fact...At least that's what his girl told me.

paddyjoe eats his toenails... and phil's, bundy's, fly's, and dreams about eating Nikki's...

Meridae'n leads a tribe of poop worshiping amputees. This is a perfect position for him as it kills two 'fetish' birds with one stone!!!

Pyrate is a poop worshipping amputee. A tragic toilet seat accident left him with his left butt cheek amputated. Poop is his messiah and one day he will return to bring Meri and his crew to the Big Septic Tank in the sky.

conclamo ludus has a roilet fixation...