Ah my sweet, sweet Bundy.

Where to begin? Your secrets are as dark as they are deep and most of all plentiful. You hate to sleep with others in fear you will speak in slumber revealing that which can not be revealed. A secret so secret that its absolute knowledge destroys absolutely. Your entire life and all of its efforts are to keep the horrible truth from becoming manifest. You are consumed by this clandestine manifesto from the inside. You poor hollow bitter husk of a dry shell.
I miss hanging out with you,
-GH

oh, my former flame Hamburger...

i too miss our play...
but i feel it is my duty to tell the world of your secret dog circus...
http://www.wfmu.org/~spazz/images/dog_pi.gif

sorry, but they had to know.

Bundy that's harsh but fair.

You realize that there are other things that THEY need to know.

Like the bastard child of your ape lover!
http://www.adamsoffox.com/graphics/monkeyinadress.jpg

What's its name?
-GH

LOL!
nice one...

but does the world know of your secret alliance with the RAT KING??
http://runagate-rampant.netfirms.com...ing_rat_jp.jpg

i even have photographic evidence of your secret meetings...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/3...810_rat300.jpg

there is no denying that this is indeed you, travelling in your ultra secret polystyrene mobile.

bundy found an easy way to coerce young boys into playin' on his skin flute.




http://www.heritagecenter.com/Museum...ages/bundy.jpg

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

sorry, carry on

paddyjoe doesn't have any teeth

...and he spits milk outta his nose when he laughs really hard.

Flyman sarted out on oregano...

...and never stopped (quit buying your weed from highschoolers, man)!

Once I saw flyman catch my aforementioned milk in a glass, add some Nestles Quik, and then have a wonderful time dunking his graham crackers in it.

*edit* I type soooo slow.

I believe debaser amassed his fortune selling oregano down on the street corner. To flyman.

I was told that PJ braids his ass hair...

and Ruprex braids paddyjoe's back hair.

this is how he knows about the asshair deal.

BUNDYS BOY BAND - OMFG - thats terrible... why´d they have to name it after me????

LOL

flymans wig is made exclusively of ruprexes arse hair...

Inside source, me bucko. ;)

Bundy shares and rotates underwear with three other neighbors of his.

Fremen was with Lee Harvey Oswald's group and assasinated JFK.

muckluck is particularly lucky with the muck.

he has never, ever failed to pick up dog poo on his shoes.

unfortuately, bundy's skin flute is more the size of a piccalo. doesn't stop the boys from playing it, though.

....said the HEAD flutesman.

Flyman is Oprah's love child . Who's your Daddy ?

Marco has a forked tongue with a piercing in each fork...Not so bad, huh? The tongue rings blink red and green.

ruprex stars in ´Location, Location´.

(thats a really tragic aussie lifestyle show)

bundy plays with his female "action-figures", but won't share with anyone.

Fremen's folks never did puzzles with him when he was a kid.

....a lost soul...

Flyman raises synthetic chinchilla's in the love-slave quarters above his garage .

marcopolo believes that he is becoming the RED DRAGON...
but all hes really doing, is being a filthy little beast.

ahhh bundy my mate.

had to tell these fine people about how you wear "men's"undergarments on your head while you masterbate.

*he looks funny too*

Flyman doesn't really smoke weed.


It's all an image thing.

wk is really lamb chop's little brother...and he can't wait to get his own pair of sleeper jammies...

uncle p. doesn't wear real sleeper jammies, but the cheap knock-off Chinese made "sleepy jammys". ::shakes head, sadly::

Fremen makes pornographic renderings on an etch-a-sketch.
And then he shakes it ... really hard .

nephew marco wonders about "sleeper jammies..."

uncle phil has 3 bladders.

Co-Lu doesn't like honey because he can't get over the concept that it's bee puke.

At least it is sweet bee puke. Sweet, sweet, bee puke.

Fremen likes bee puke in his salad.

Yup, my fruit salad. :p

Co-Lu sings the Body Electric.

Fremen Quixote enjoys sexual adventures with his man-servant, Pancho, and the donkey of course.

bundy's pissed cuz Fremen stole the donkey from him.

you bet, and i also know that it was you, flyman, who put him up to it.

i know all about your dirty little donkey stealing racket.

Bundy wets the bed.


But only if he's peeing on a hooker.

World's King got so upset by an episode of the Twilight Zone he cannot sleep without all the doors open and the lights on.

And a comfort blanket.

feetfirst secretly wishes to be an olympic diver

wario once starred in the school play as cinderella............

...yeah, but that was law school - and everyone was in drag... including you Midlandmadman (don´t you remember??) - you played that ugly step-sister...

(and WK - funny coz its true, but its never my bed - haha)

bundy affectionately refers to sausages as 'sangers'

castex drives a team of oxen to work everyday.

Conclamo is only three feet tall.


When standing on a chair.

World's King is the underworld's queen.

CL is the rest of the world's queen...

phil likes to wrestle pigs in the mud....

that's why there's such a huge supply of sleeper jammies in his closet.

hey phil......what happened to the pants man?

pants are out of season...it's SLEEPER JAMMY season...(wait until fall...)

and fly needs to go on vacation...get outta here...go...go...we've got things planned...

Aunt Phil?


Think about it.

I will copy and paste the unsolicited PM I got from World's King today:

The Sweetest Thing I've Ever known ....... Is Loving You

For bringing me happiness
as though it were a gift
I could open every day
.....I Thank You.

For listening to the words
I want to say
....I Appreciate you.

For letting me share the most
personal parts of your world,
and for welcoming me with your eyes
....I am grateful to you.

For being the wonderful, kind,
giving person you are
....I admire you

For being the most beautiful
light in my life,
....I desire you

For making my world
a happier one,
...I Thank you

For being everything you are to me,
and for doing it so beautifully,
....I Love You.

I get something like this from him almost every day...
and I am starting to like it.
-GH


I think he is a poet.

Giant Hamburger owns the complete Tella Tubby stuffed animal collection.

GH , thanks for sharing that poem with us ...
I think that WK's deep dark secret is NO MORE !
He is REALLY a very sensitive , caring , loving person !:icare:

*edit* And bparker is a part time hairdresser for the dead .

bparker805 sold it to him for a smile and a tender hug.

Jumpin Jesus is the guy trying to promote WK as a poet.

I hurts when Bundy pees.

thats only because sometimes i forget to ask the hooker if shes into it...

World´s King diagnoses STD´s down on the street corner for free.

Bundy writes love letters to his own colon.

Titsmurf likes dancing with squirrels in dresses.

BentNotTwisted relates with rats who rabidly recollect ruined rasberry rinds with little loss of learnable locution from the little losers he likens to lick.

Floonie likes to watch fly flowery finches fly over fat flatulent fish.

BentNotTwisted participates in the annual Luciel Ball drag queen look alike contest, just to pick up chicks!

Midlandmadman participates in the Desi Arnez drag queen look alike contest, just to pick up BentNotTwisted.

Conclamo Ludus wishes he looked good enough to enter the Dezi Arnez/Lucielle Ball drag queen look alike contest.

Sad, but true...

BentNotTwisted once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

lol

Conclamo Ludus likes to collect empty ball point pens and make models of famous buildings with them.

BNT is neither bent nor twisted, but rather sort of a "straight arrow..."

Aw crap, you outed me! ;)

Uncle Phil likes to ask adolescent boys if they've ever seen a gladiator movie.

BentNotStirred watched the movie ' Rat Race ' waay too many times . Sooo much , that it has affected his humor .
Plus ... he always buys the squirrel .;) :D

Marcopolo has never been very good at the game that bares his name.

He can't even swim.

World's King is actually not the king of the world. He is actually only the king of a small city in Greenland.

The tj2001 in cobras name refers to the number of ' Times Jilted '.

Marcopolo chose his name so he could hear all the children yell his name when he hangs around the public pools during summer. The restraining order prevents him from ever operating an ice cream truck again.

Pheatius is insane because every time he looks at the clock it is 7:54.

niobius2 got buttraped by a gang of neo-nazis, and went back for more.

laxative was happy to dish out seconds for niobius2.

Conclamo Ludus enjoys watching laxative dish out seconds.

BentNotTwisted can't remember the last time he got through a day without spending ten minutes covered in apple sauce.

It has something to do with a childhood trauma involving apples and a obsession with He-Man.

World's King has a fear of tacos................... I believe its called mexifoodophobia.

Midlandmadman doesn't like small mammals, he fears they are mocking him.

bnt is waiting for his own personalized pair of sleeper jammies...

With Marvin the Martian insignia!

uncle phil spends most of his day wondering why he never sees baby pigeons in the park.

Bentnot twisted has a pigeon hording problem.

bender had to be forcibly removed from the Oprah show after he ran onto the stage and tried to hump Oprahs leg.

bundy stays away from dogs because of their incessant sniffing of his crotch. He enjoys it too much. :D

Fremen trained his little pooch to come on his command.
and he lets his 5 kittens scratch up his legs just for fun.

bundy knows a lot of women who have recently disappeared...

BentNotTwisted smells like almonds and horses.

That's only because they taste good together.

Conclamo Ludus only wants to be Gov of California because he wants to follow in Bill Clinton's footsteps.

BNT thinks that Teflon Bill was the Gov of California...
he also enjoys the services of the Conclamo Ludus pit.

Bundy's sig really says "I'm in love with Anna Nicole Smith".

Diablo never misses the re-runs of the brady bunch... (he has a crush on cindy)

Midlandmadman once masturbated into a batch of cookie dough and served the resultant cookies to his friends.

remiel once told me my cookies were the best he ever tasted!

Midlandmadman once got busy in a burger king bathroom

So did BentNotTwisted...hmmm...

remiel is really not a space robot. He is a space monkey. And he is the terrible secret of space that the space robots are here to protect you from.

All Conclamo Ludus's base are belong to us

damn right!

remiel is partially credited for the Scorpion's lyric:

"Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane."

CL harbors desires of naked wombats...

Uncle Phil used to have erotic thoughts about Will Smith