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pyrate once was arrested for selling candy he stole from a baby
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threeleggedfrog was terrified by and Avon lady as a young child and is afraid of doorbell tones to this day.
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rockogre is a chick.
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WhoaitsZ is actually a truly sexy girl... umm... :cough: Yeah.
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Stiltzkin's previous post offends me, and should be censored.
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Blessed is he who walketh not in the council of the ungodly
nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful nor taketh light in the way that the unrighteous go and he shall be like a tree planted by the rivers of water that bringeth forth fruit in its due season nor shall his leaves be smitten by the sun of the day nor shall they be smitten by the moon of the night and he shall prosper in the way that he goes in the way of Jah Rastafari, Haile Selassie! KWSN tells me this constantly, make him stop. -GH |
Giant Hamburger can't be sold in stores because his cholesterol content is too high... so high that you can get a heart attack by simply walking by him.
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lawn guy spent all the money that was sent to him in cuba, sold the guns to the rebels, spent all that money, and now he can't pay for the lawyers...
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After years of mediation uncle phil is now capable of smoking a Cuban Ciger through his anus.
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KWSN is actually a sports radio station.
http://www.kwsn.com/ |
Stiltzkin....
Why you tryin'a ac' like... U NO ME? |
holy shit GH you made me laugh so hard i lost my breath
that was beautiful. KWSN is stillkins cyber-bitch :) |
WhoaitsZ is MY cyber bitch.
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KWSN likes to snack on those mini Baby Ruth candy bars he finds in litter boxes
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Zotz likes to go to old peoples homes, wax the stairs and yell FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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queedo can actually do with his own eyes what his avatar does. Freaky.
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Stiltzkin only job at age 49 is still babysitting his little cousins.
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Queedo is one of Stiltzkin's unspoken cousins... and loves it!
..."Tell me more, Uncle Stiltskin, about your TFP Days!!"... Scary! |
richeee used to in the CIA but he doesn't like to talk about it now!
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actually, I love to talk about it----- no one wants to hear about it....
What they want to hear is: the story about queedo and the time he/she dressed up/down in the giant lobster with herpes outfit for the annual "Save Our Sexually Transmitted Diseased Shellfish" Parade in some NE town of North America. Pictures are all over the internet... |
richeee's only sexual release is finding old copies of Time magazine and masterbating to the people section.
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richeees' brother wet the bed as a kid and richeee got jealous of all the attention he was receiving and started wetting his own bed last week. :p
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Fremen is jealous that the Harkonens left many terror troops on his planet "Akakis", also known as DUNE!:hmm:
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queedo has nipple rings-- nuff said.
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Skiltzkins the leader of the moles.
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BBtB is still Chinese... and can cooks using a giant spatula that his girlfriend gave him. She can cook a mean caserole... and knows kung fu! :D
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Sweet.
Stiltzkin is some how related to Jesus (loong story) |
He's actually my reaaaaaally distant cousin. We used to hang out. BBtB spends countless hours reading old Chinese texts and can recite entire volumes from memory. :crazy:
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stiltzkin knows that I can also recite volumes of garfield comic strips too..... and he is jealous.
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BBtB may be able to recite Garfield comic strips, but I can recite Calvin&Hobbes comic strips, which are far superior to Garfield comics :cool:
Oh, and he transforms into a werecat-like creature every second Tuesday of every other month. |
stiltz dreams of becoming the world's largest manufacturer of toilet seats...
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...but he would have to overtake uncle phil first
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KWSN licks floppy disk drives because he thinks they look like vaginas.
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Mr.Deflok lives under one of those funny hats that those British soldiers wear outside of Buckinghham Palace...
.. But I can't remember which one. |
Pyrate has accidentally glued himself to himself, while playing Truth or Dare with his pet hamster.
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TaiModan thinks that cat jerky is just oh so yummy!!!!!!
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Midlandman is actually a highlander... who would've guessed?
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Stiltzkin gets his name from the fact that he can insert an entire stilt into his anus, all the way.
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Bones is the milkman that screwed everyone's mom. Yup, thats right, you are all his illegitimate children.
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and on sundays Stiltzkin goes out for womans soft ball and gets cut because he is not good enough.
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froggy went to philadelphia once...but it was closed...
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uncle phil lives to play cards for money. everyone else like it when he plays cards too. *don't have a get rich plan well just invite uncle phil to play cards for money*
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bones leaves his phone number in the mens rooml late at night.
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3leggedfrog calls men who live their phone number mensroom late at night for some hot rough anal action.
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Mr. DeFlok <i>was</i> Defloked as a result of the above situation. And has never forgivin' (or thanked) 3leggedfrog
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yea.. ahh wait...lol
gsrider is a 60's goo goo dancer in a funk band |
Bones isn't REALLY Snoop Dogg.
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Bones has twice failed to pull a root in a brothel
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Maridea'n went to Louisiana in search of the Mississippi river. The best he could find was a small puddle of water in the middle of the highway. He became traumatized and refuses to speak about it to this day.
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Stiltzkin has been know to apply white-out directly onto the computer screen after making a mistake...
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::applies whiteout directly on the computer screen to wipe-out a typo:: Garsh durrrrn them typo's! ::slaps knee:: a-hyuck!
Meridae'n is actually pronounced as "marry day N", which is means, "marry the day and..." therefore, Meridae'n's name is actually a fragment sentence... |
Stiltzkin's favourite snack is cucumber and cinnamon toasted sandwiches...
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Hey, whats wrong with cucumber and cinnamon toast? Just because the mix itself is nasty doesn't mean it ain't good for ya ;)
Meridae'n thinks ketchup tastes good with everything, especially icecream and chocolate. |
Stiltzkin has an inferiotity complex about his wording.
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flyman likes to land and poop on your cheese.
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splck is a drunken oaf.he likes jam....and so does his dog.
*if you know what i mean* |
flyman is right-handed but insists on writing with his left hand. He believes this will lead to greater englightment.
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Stiltzkin doesn't know where Equatorial Guinea is
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What're you talking about? Its my native land.
http://gallery.yimg.com/c/256wm/11486430.jpg Geographic coordinates 2 00 N, 10 00 E Location Western Africa, bordering the Bight of Biafra, between Cameroon and Gabon Meridae'n has a clown fetish; he thinks women look especially sexy with a big red nose on. |
That's it, right under that huge red X...
Stilzkin and an acute fear of bubbles |
Meridae'n has the ' in there to comment on his penis size. The ' does not mean a foot in his case... he actually uses the ' as a comparison as far as length goes.
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KWSN invented his own religion. Said religion promotes the use of anal beads and gential danglers...
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Stiltzkin has a belly button fully of festering smegma that smells like a combination of open ass and cheese!
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queedo drives a pink Saturn
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Meridae'n purchased a pink Saturn for me because he thinks I'm a hot piece of ass!
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queedo labored with endless pens and thousands of reams of paper for over 10 years. When he was done, the end result was a bible twice as thick as the Holy Bible, and he professes that God is actually a woman. Not bad, queedo ;)
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Stiltzkin spend NYE 2000 in hospital convinced he had the millenium bug
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Meridae'n spent New Year's Eve 2002 holed up in a closet in the Coogee Bay Hotel, refusing to come out until the queen abdicates the throne.
... Meridae'n's still in that closet... |
richeee thought the Matrix: Reloaded parody shown at the MTV Movie Awards was downright hilarious, mostly due to the fact that he does not know what "ergo", "concordantly" and "vis-a-vis" mean, and because he found the original dialogue between Neo and the Architect downright confusing just like everyone else. Tisk tisk.
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Stiltzkin confuses richeee with some moron who still watches empty-vee. (Stiltzkin forgets that richeee worked for the great MTV when it began, and hasn't looked back since...)
Also, Stiltzkin has a crush on JJ Jackson! |
richeee think denial is a river in Egypt
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it's not?!?
Meridae'n seems to memorize atlases, maps and gazeteers! And likes it! |
richee hasn't seen Star Wars
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Meridae'n secretly plays with Tonka toys at work.
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Fremen has a Furby in his backpack. I can hear its laboured wails for nourishment!
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Pyrate owns an Avril Lavigne album
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deflok has two, count 'em, two celine dionne cd's in his car and they are playing constantly...
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and uncle phil tails his car to catch a listen!!!
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Pyrate still bets GI Joe stuck up his...(You know) when in the bath tub!
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queedo shot first.
No wait, that was Greedo. Well, queedo WISHES he shot first. |
I GISed Troublebot and only got one image...
http://www.comnet.ca/~lyr/troublebot.JPG It's amazing how smart those Collies can be. |
Giant Humburger is actually a BigMac, i.e. one of the smallest burgers ever seen on the face of this earth that claims to be "big"...
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Stiltzkin is goatse's bitch.
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KWSN has to trim those little tufts of hair off of the tops of his ears every morning.
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rockogre believes a little green man called Pepe follows him around everywhere.
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stiltz loves living in "censored"...
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uncle phil has a fear of his own shadow so when ever he gett's scared he squeezes his balls tight and shout's like michael jackson eeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhheeeeeeeeee
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etardedraverboy is from a place where men are men and sheep are nervous!
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queedo belives he bears a striking resemblance to Edward Norton and goes around calling himself Tyler Durden, professing that he is the occult leader of a group known only as Fight Club... :D
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(censored)....
for fear of retribution |
my thoughts exactly.
flyman is... who he is. Booyah, beat that! ;) |
Stiltzkin's real name is Rumpled Foreskin!
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GS XL wishes he could look as good as Frank Zappa in a dress. This doesn't stop GS XL from wearing a different dress every day... just waiting for that first whistle or cat call...
dream on, beautiful... |
rich actually lives in The Ruby City, The Emerald City's rival.
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Stiltzkin like to pay men to wear high heels and step on his testicles.
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As well as krwlz in a previous post, queedo has a penchant for Crisco and Pommeranians. When not indulging, he likes to watch the action.
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Snipe's avatar is a picture of what his ideal wife would look like...
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Stiltzkin's avatar is a picture of his favourite vibrator
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